Friday, July 27, 2012
Wednesday, July 25, 2012
Different happenings
Things have been really different lately and felt really bad today in english, if it wasnt for two good blokes that kept on talking to me i probably wouldve broken, goddam this is bad. Far out im the biggest girl. Been wishing that a certain somethin would happen all day, like so hard. Makes me feel so stupid that i just myself up for this failure over and over.
Monday, July 23, 2012
Monday afternoon changes
Feel pretty damn bad right now ahah, i really hope half of what is going on in my head is happening somewhere else aswell. I just dont understand at all of what is happening and its killing me, its really killing me.
Funny thing is that in gym someone asked me this really interesting question about doing something rofl and considering what had happened, i just shut down completely, goddam it was so bad. We're in for the long haul tonight i reckon guys :(
Wednesday, July 18, 2012
Braces are out the door
My little girl has finally gotten her braces off!!! FUARKKKKKK, its actually SOOOOOOO beautiful :') Official date was 18/07/2012 and its literally, LITERALLY been 4 years since she first got them. She is such a strong little one (jokes shes weak and i take advantage of that all the time AHAHAHA)
Idk why but she actually looks really really "interesting" ahah :$ i love it ROFL. Makes me want to do certain "things" to her, if ya know what i mean ;)) jesus christ almighty help me. Would need the force of 4000 sun gods to hold me back from her cute face with them big pearly whites <3
Official before and after shot. Look at her face FFS AHAHAHAHAH. Now she actually looks like a human, YAYYYYYYY
Look at her eating her little bagel (OC style) with her new teeth.
Sunday, July 15, 2012
Sixteen turning seventeen
Officially 17 years old now on the 15th of July and late last night little Jasmine (the biggest cutie) called me and sang happy birthday and said all this really cute stuff. Actually made me SOOOO happy and even got a bit teary tbh :/ (no homo). Goddam i like her sooooo much (no homo again)
Went to Jasmine's house at like 1:30pm and at first we just chilled there and laid down with eachother and enjoyed each others company, was actually the best thing in the world just lying there with her ahah. Tbh i was lying to her aswell and saying shes a nice person when come on lets be honest here guys, come on AHAHAHAHA.
After lying there for like 45 mins we looked at the clock and realised it was time...time to play Scrabble AHAHAH ;) fuck i love Scrabble so much. We decided to pull off the equipment and really got into it, sweet lord jesus christ it was so GOOD. I was really good though and i can definitely say i did the majority of the work and secured the victory ;). Some of my equipment though wasn't working which really sucked :(( i hope she still enjoyed the game though cuz i defs did :D. Eventually we got hungry but we just ended up wrestling each other in a certain "way" AHAHAHAHA, omg it was actually the best and hottest thing. I overpowered her so easily though which was pretty "interesting" We then played Scrabble again because the wrestling pretty much initiated it :P
Once we were done with that, little Lorax unfolded her plan and told me to go take a pretend piss and i knew straight away what was happening because im just a sick kunt (srs). Went outside and when i got back in there was a candle in my meal and 3 parcels on the ground :')) wasn't actually expecting that much but she got me SOOOOO much (ffs now i needa get her that much back, fuck her). Absolutely loved ALL of it, especially the sick kunt Superdry jumper (my first supergay thing) and couldn't thank her enough. So THANK YOU AGAIN!!!!!
We then proceeded to do some more Scrabble. Literally the third time we had played Scrabble and it was still pretty awesome but we were tired as donkey nuggets AHAHAHA so it wasn't as intense ;). Once we were done we just chilled on the bed until it was time for me to go.
Was such a goddam good day and she did like everything that i wanted, am actually so gratefu :'). Just hoping that i made the day enjoyable for her aswell :$ will defs do crazy shit on her bday though :DDD mwah mwah <3333
Went to Jasmine's house at like 1:30pm and at first we just chilled there and laid down with eachother and enjoyed each others company, was actually the best thing in the world just lying there with her ahah. Tbh i was lying to her aswell and saying shes a nice person when come on lets be honest here guys, come on AHAHAHAHA.
After lying there for like 45 mins we looked at the clock and realised it was time...time to play Scrabble AHAHAH ;) fuck i love Scrabble so much. We decided to pull off the equipment and really got into it, sweet lord jesus christ it was so GOOD. I was really good though and i can definitely say i did the majority of the work and secured the victory ;). Some of my equipment though wasn't working which really sucked :(( i hope she still enjoyed the game though cuz i defs did :D. Eventually we got hungry but we just ended up wrestling each other in a certain "way" AHAHAHAHA, omg it was actually the best and hottest thing. I overpowered her so easily though which was pretty "interesting" We then played Scrabble again because the wrestling pretty much initiated it :P
Once we were done with that, little Lorax unfolded her plan and told me to go take a pretend piss and i knew straight away what was happening because im just a sick kunt (srs). Went outside and when i got back in there was a candle in my meal and 3 parcels on the ground :')) wasn't actually expecting that much but she got me SOOOOO much (ffs now i needa get her that much back, fuck her). Absolutely loved ALL of it, especially the sick kunt Superdry jumper (my first supergay thing) and couldn't thank her enough. So THANK YOU AGAIN!!!!!
We then proceeded to do some more Scrabble. Literally the third time we had played Scrabble and it was still pretty awesome but we were tired as donkey nuggets AHAHAHA so it wasn't as intense ;). Once we were done we just chilled on the bed until it was time for me to go.
Was such a goddam good day and she did like everything that i wanted, am actually so gratefu :'). Just hoping that i made the day enjoyable for her aswell :$ will defs do crazy shit on her bday though :DDD mwah mwah <3333
Isn't this honestly the cutest thing ROFL look at her just carrying this parcel :') fuck her
Yes Chris, this is a present (look at my bald head AHAHAH)
My Bday cake. Dw guys thats migoreng salt not crack in the background, i got this one.
Preview of some of the stuffs! :D
Saturday, July 14, 2012
Brought a large chicken to Jasmine
Had a quality/cash money shoulder and traps session today which i pumped gangsterly. Was funny as fuark because i was just messing around and dancing and jumping around the gym since it was my last day ROFL, funniest shit :PP. After gym was finished i caught a bus to Arndale to buy a chicken for da proteinzzz and da gains and then caught another bus to Jasmine's house around 2:15pm or so.
Went in and we sort of discussed things a little bit and then decided to play some board games. A particular favourite of ours is Scrabble ;) AHAHAHAHA, it started off getting pretty intense because we hadn't played in a while and i was getting rusty as shit tbh so she taught me a thing or two, if you get my drift. After we had played it for awhile and we were both pretty into it we decided to play it a different way and lets just say.......this new way was very very cool ROFLLLOLOLOL. Idk why but i had never played this way before and wasn't actually expecting it to be like "that" but it was still really really good :$$.
Once we were done we went down and ate the chicken that i bought AHAHAHA, goddam we are such hobbits. Decided to gather a meal together with lettuce and bread and tomato sauce but i couldnt eat the bread cuz of shredz :((
When we finished eating we went to watch a movie but eventually we got in the mood for some more Scrabble ;) LOLOLOLOLOLL. This time though, i was a bit more experienced and managed to really rape the shit out of this match...AHAHAHHAHA. Was actually the best thing :DD. When we had ACTUALLY finished playing Scrabble we took some scrabble photos which were hot as fuck ;))) goddam i loved it. Time had gone by so fast though and once we were done it was time for me to go :( Will defs be looking foward to doing it again and seeing this cutie by a extremely large amount :DDDD
Unfortunately i can't show the Scrabble pics because they are lost somewhere, if you know what i mean. Srsly though they're gone KAKAKKA
Tuesday, July 10, 2012
Linda's birthday
Had a quick and nice back and biceps session today, wore a new $2 singlet that i bought yesterday with Jasmine and fuarkkkkk i looked pretty damn shredded, and by shredded i mean embedded, as in my fist was embedded into my face. After i finished my workout i decided to do a quick steam room and sauna session with the old Boras dogga and Jamie.
Next up was Linda's birthday thingy and we went to have lunch at a Cafe Piatto, fuarkkkk this shit was so expensive but goddam it tasted good. Was pretty bad though cuz it was pure carbs :(( ah wells, Jasmine tried to stop me but come on lets be honest here, free food, come on. Afterwards we went to watch TED at the movies and it was pretty decent. Wasn't as good as i thought it was going to be but lets just say the movie wasn't the only thing that was being enjoyed...AAHAHHAHAHAHA, good times, good times. Srsly though there was this weird thing that kept on "bothering" me throughout the movie but i let it slide so to speak ROFLLL.
Was pretty underdressed for this AHAHAHA, but fuck it im a sick kunt.
Sunday, July 8, 2012
SIevys 17th party
Went to town at like 5 or so and then caught the bus to Sievys house, chest brah stylleeeee. Was waiting and just listening to my music all peaceful and all when all of a sudden Michelle Lieu pops out like a madman and scares the shit out of me ROFLLL, ended up catching the bus with Djamila, Michelle and Julia which was rather nice cuz we ended up talking about misfits LOL.
Ended up really drinking like a motherfucker that night. Had some Hennessy from what i remember and a fair bit of Vodka. Funny thing was that i didnt want to drink any "chasers" to avoid the carbs because im cutting but i fucked myself from all the alcohol anyway. I remember jumping up and down and dancing alot and confessing alot of my thoughts to people ROFL. Goddam, so much embarrassing stuff :/ and shouting alot of inappropriate content, siggghhhhh.
Ah wells guess i have to live with it. Ended up vommitting like everywhere :/, I remember vommitting on Sievy's kitchen table and Jasmine just cleaning it all up for me. Actually makes me so happy that i had her there to look after me. Goddam i like her so fricking much <333. She actually looked after me so hard and i know she had problems that night aswell and i feel really bad that i couldnt tend to them and help her. I hope she forgives me.
Got driven home by Michelle, and was the fastest car ride ever. I closed my eyes for one second and all of a sudden im home, i mustve blacked out or something. When i got into my front yard i started vommitting again like a motherfucker. Shit came out of my nose and stung soooo bad. Was vommitting all throughout the night and the morning and still feel the affects of light headedness, slow motor skills and what not now, 24 hours after the drinking occurred. My throat also hurts SO FUCKING much because of all the acid coming up last night from vommitting and it is so hard to eat.... fuarking sucks. Never actually drank this much before and pretty sure i got alcohol poisoning, worst fucking thing ever. I hope i didn't embarrass myself and especially my girl too bad, overall decent night but definitely could've eased up on the drinking.
Friday, July 6, 2012
I feel good
Been feeling pretty fucking good lately for the past few days FUARKKKKKKK. Think its because im not seeing the people i dont like and seeing more of the people that i do like, fuckingfeelsgoodman.jpeg.com.au.
Overcame this thing with my girl tonight and it actually feels really good. Idk why but i get a wee bit jelly sometimes but i know she has been doing SOOOO much for me lately and i love it ;) so i decided to give something back to her. Really feels as if going through stuff like this and letting one person do what the other wants or doing something that the other person wants makes us alot better. Goddam im such a sick kunt, yes i just complimented myself. CHEST BRAHHHH SKSKSKKSSKSKKSKS
Thursday, July 5, 2012
You and me, Chocolatree!
Gymmed in the morning with Aiden G and pumped chest like a fuarking king. Afterwards we went steam room and showered together in the same shower and had a good bonding time. Im not going to lie some dick sucking commenced, but no bumhole action. We arent homos bro, come on get real you gay cunts.
Afterwards i met up with my little girl, original plan was to go to Harbour Town and she was goin to dress me up with whatever she wanted because i got cash to spare (no i dont) but due to Vivien being a little ninkenpoop it was too late so we walked around town and she had the great idea to go to Chocolatree so we did. Apparently this is our very first "evening date," idk what that means ROFLL but i enjoyed it :)
She got this butter scotch blondie milk thing and i got some African Solstice. Dats right herbs from the motherland itself. It was soooo funny because all the while we were sitting there being all romantic in a secluded spot i was talking about stealing the cups and shit and that the tea cost a whopping $4 AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA LOLOLOLOL, was actually the funniest shit srsly :'). Love how i can be the biggest gay cunt around her. Oh and we also tangoed to some cool mexican music which was coolness v2.0.
Tryna really "brew" this fucker ROFLLL AHAHAHA
Wednesday, July 4, 2012
Shredding season starts NOW!
Like my little dramatic header? LOLOLOL, im such a dramatic kunt :D. Srsly though its actually shredding season now. Bulked up pretty damn hard to approximately 77.6kg or so (weighed earlier this afternoon) and current bodyfat looks to be about 15%.
Decided to start my shred nice and early to preserve as much muscle as possible and looking to get towards 73kg or so with 10% body fat. Said this plenty of times before but for some reason im really determined this year round. I know what i was doing wrong all those other times and will be fixing it this time. Also have a new reason to get shredded ;)) not gonna say what it is but lets just say i wanna look good without certain garments on for a particular "small orange" reason ;) AHAHHAHAHA. LETS GET DICED LADS!!!!! SKSKSKSKSKSKS
Mode: Shred
Time: Now
Fear: None
Actually the BESTEST read (srs) please read it everyone who comes past this blog post, please:
http://www.kratosguide.com/no-regrets/
Shows us that we should do wateva we want because one day we can't and if we didn't do the shit we wanted, then theres no going back and ur pretty much fucked in the bumhole.
Decided to start my shred nice and early to preserve as much muscle as possible and looking to get towards 73kg or so with 10% body fat. Said this plenty of times before but for some reason im really determined this year round. I know what i was doing wrong all those other times and will be fixing it this time. Also have a new reason to get shredded ;)) not gonna say what it is but lets just say i wanna look good without certain garments on for a particular "small orange" reason ;) AHAHHAHAHA. LETS GET DICED LADS!!!!! SKSKSKSKSKSKS
Mode: Shred
Time: Now
Fear: None
Actually the BESTEST read (srs) please read it everyone who comes past this blog post, please:
http://www.kratosguide.com/no-regrets/
Shows us that we should do wateva we want because one day we can't and if we didn't do the shit we wanted, then theres no going back and ur pretty much fucked in the bumhole.
Mirin' physique and beautiful beach weather BIG TIME
Term 3 holidays fitness first
Went to Fitness First today for the first time since last holidays and it just wasn't the same. Pumped arms with Aiden and wasn't even a proper pump LOL, was actually my worst workout session ever this year. The atmosphere of Fitness first was dreary and was pretty crappy, that combined with the fact that we were just making fun of each other and laughing like retarded fuckwits the whole time, made the workout pretty bad ROFL. Will probably only go to Fitness First a few more times and if it's still pretty dodgy gonna call it a day and go to my usual gym at da UNIIII BRAHHHHH.
After my dodgy arm pump sesh went to meet Jasmine afterwards. We just went to the library and chilled. Yes i am a loser to bring my girl there :PP, goddam im such a huge loser kekeke. Idk im fine with it, i just hope she is :$. And if she isn't then fuck her bitch ass. We played UNO and i beat her 2-1 which makes me the winner lol and then we just sat and discussed certain things. One particular thing was something we use to do that i had miss ALOT and had actually been scared of doing for a long ass time now because im such a wimp bitch. Ended up with a really good conclusion as to what is up now and was actually a really good chat sesh and im really happy we had it :). Pretty sure things should be going up from here and if theyre not then i guess we gotta make em go up :))
Latest pic of me, lookin decently thick i guess :P Tan is still looking nice though IMO.
Left pic: AHAHAHA, shes like....i know what this fucker is up to. And strong red cheeks
Right pic: Isthisreallife.com.au
Monday, July 2, 2012
5 days
Got a bit of a streak going on here lads i reckon. 5 days now and probably still gonna keep on going lol....come at me.
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