Sunday, September 30, 2012

Mr Olympia 2012

Love watching the Mr. Olympia contests every year, everyone just has so much fuarkin mass and aesthetics. Srsly blows my mind how much the human body can grow. Supporting Phil "The Gift" Heath this year as usual hehe :D. In prejudging though he was getting raped by Kai IMO but on the final night he really honed in his conditioning somehow lol, i was mirin' hardcore (no homo). Grats to Phil Heath for the title of Mr. Olympia for the second time and props to Kai aswell who looked shredded as all hell. Also thought Sean Rhoden and Evan Centopani looked great aswell :)

The speech that Phil gave on stage after they announced he was the winner was really inspiring and just made me love him even more (strong no homo). Seems like a really humble guy which is awesome.


Dodgy screen shot of the top 6 that i took lulz :P. 

Photos below are Phil Heath on the left and Kai Greene on the right.







Sick kunts.

Saturday, September 29, 2012

Fruitful Fruit

Fuarkkkk, actually love fruit so much. If it wasn't for this magical thing i probably would've eaten so much junk food to get my sugar cravings in :PP So far have had 1 apple, 3 bananas and 4 oranges today rofl :DD. Feelssogood.jpeg. Highly recommend it for all u peeps out there (lol at me recommending fruit)

Thursday, September 27, 2012

Henley tanning

Was hesitant to go to the beach today with all the wog lads because i thought it was going to be awkward since i haven't hung out with them in awhile and because of all their other friends that i dont know. Ended up being ALOT better than my pussy ass expected :D and had a really good time.

Got there around about 1:30pm and left at 5:30pm or so.Was extremely sunny at some stages which was really nice. At first the water was cold as all hell but eventually when i got use to it, it was actually just beautiful. Was so good again to actually bathe in the water and just swim around <3 man ive missed u sweet beach of peace. Went on a beach run with Boras and Jamie, well half a run anyway and then we just we ended up swimming/diving/wading the way back.

Managed to slip on some quality T.O. aswell and tanned up like a motherfucker. Hopefully the weather heats up again these holidays so the beach can be hit up yet again :DD.


Lol at the tree just randomly being there.


Strong uneven colour on legs.com

Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Back to biceps to beach

Went to the gym nice and early today and hit up some back, biceps and abs. Pumped them sooooo hard, feelsfuarkinalphabrah.jpeg. Looked decent-swole-but-not-yet-satisfactory aswell which was nice :D. Abs are also looking like they they can shred paper, emulsified paper cuz, DFA

After gym, went ALLL the way back to Jomar's house because he needed to get something to give to Kevin before we went to the beach. Was so funny because he didn't remember what it was but he just remembered where it "apparently" was AHAHAHAH, actually the dumbest and funniest shit ever ROFL. Didn't even end up finding it anyway which is even funnier.

Was at the beach for the first time in a looooong time today, thought it was going to be hot because it was apparently 30 degrees but was cold as hell (well the opposite of it :P). Went in the water straight away and quickly figured out why nobody else was in there, was cold enough to make my balls shrivel up like a sack of dried prunes and literally jumped out the second i got into the water, was possibly the coldest water ive experienced at the beach. Overall wasn't the greatest first time beaching experience but meh, you can't win em all :D


Having a tasty as all hell post workout meal and reading in the cool evening air after beach


Sky was actually so clear and weather was a beauty :')

Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Mathematical study-ical day-ical

Went to school on the first Monday of the holidays, 24/10/2012 to talk and study for maths studies and maths specs exam. Went from 9-5pm and would've usually been tired as all hell but i had "snapload" of black coffee (cuz im dieting) and it kept me alert as fuark cuz. I think its because my body isn't use to caffeine or something :P Will be noting this for future usage.

During the maths studies thingy we had this psychological questionnaire thingy and it said like call out ur name and count out loud to the class and for some reason i was actually embarrassed to do it :/ goddam i've became a pussy now rofl. Brian called out his name first in the class but didn't say the rest so i was like screw it and was doing ALLL the calling out stuff :DDD As you can tell i have no dignity (is that even the correct word to use LOL?)

Got my maths specs test back aswell and got 93% which is so good like srsly <3, thought i was gonna get 80% for that but the last question ended up being taken out because it didn't compute like a computer.


All my maths specs test cept for one which i forgot to put in and the mid year exam :P

First day of Fitness First term 3 hollies

Went to Fitness First for the first time in term 3 holidays on the Saturday 22/10/2012 and pumped some chest and tris. Was in a rush to do it because started late and thought the pump was going well but i think i lost it and workout was pretty bad :P. Afterwards, went to the park with Jomar and Richard to play cards, literally fuarkin raped them rofl. While there, i saw this spot in the park near torrens river where i spent a certain day with a certain someone and it struck a few memory stones (yes like philospher stones) (don't hate).

Once i got home, i decided to go to the library to borrow a book to read for the holidays and ended up reading some "Flex" and "Muscular Development" fitness magazines which were very entertaining and informative, me likey.


Found a pamphlet of Jasmine AHAHAHAHA, look at its face and hair ROFLL


"You gon get raped son."

Grrrrr

Have a very bad case of missing a certain somebody right now lol, so bad though because the more i think about it the worse it actually gets. Damn you sooooooo much.......u little cutie :))

Saturday, September 22, 2012

Actual results for city to bay

Checked up my real results today on the website and turns out i ran the 12km course in 1 hour and 7 minutes which i am very happy with, feelssuccessful.jpeg :D. Also ended up coming 1st in the under 17 walkers AHAHAHA and was 16th overall, all under my friend, Linda's name ofcourse :P. Not really an achievement because i was in the walking category ROFL but im still happy with my time. Pretty sure if i were running though i would be around the 5000th place AHAHAHA.




Few snappies on the day, as you can see i am the centre of the photo.

Friday, September 21, 2012

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Day 7

Had a caramel flavoured protein bar today which tasted really good, needed something healthy to satisfy my sweet cravings for the day and hadn't had a protein snack since the cookie i got awhile back so decided to buy this. Tasted sooooo good ahah, will defs be sampling more protein bars in the future <3.


I was expecting a chocolate bar so when i first opened it, i was got quite a little surprise LOL

Also finished Avatar: The Last Airbender season 3 today, last fights between the main characters was so awesome. Wish i had firebending :(

Wednesday, September 19, 2012

Day 6

Had an English oral today on the text, Stolen, by Jane Harrison and it was about how indigenous people in the stolen generation. FUARKKK though AHAHAHAH, i fucked up so bad. I was reading this part in my speech where i talked about how a character in the text never saw his mother and committed suicide in the end and all of a sudden i was reminded of how me and Anthony were fuckin around when we were writing this oral and i just started laughing, like actual laughing AHAHAHAHAH. Didn't help because Anthony and the rest of the class decided to laugh at me ROFL, omg the teacher probably thinks im a homicidal dick :PP. It's funny because this same thing happened last semester in an oral with Ms. Shannahan lulz, good times good times.


Srs business.

Also been really bored at home lately so i decided to be productive and watch some cartoons ROFL :P Watched a bit of Simpsons and Futurama but realised that i wasn't getting into them, guess my little immature mind mas matured just a wee bit. Saw Avatar the Last Airbender and decided to give it a fair go, watched 3 episodes now and im actually hooked LOL. I remember when i was younger i couldn't watch any episodes even though i wanted to soooo bad because i didn't wake up early enough :(. Aang and his crew are actually the biggest sick kunts.

50 x 100 viewers

Dats right, not 5 x 1000 or 500 x 10 but 50 x 100. Why you ask? Because im just a sick kunt like that (im not actually).

But srsly, finally hit 5k viewers ahah :P Didn't get a screen shot when it was on the exact 5000 though :( was probably too busy missing a certain someone :$.  I remember seeing this other persons blog and seeing 4500 viewers and i never thought i was going to get up to that :PP Feelssogood.jpeg to be able to share my life experiences with all my fellow readers and squizzers out there :). Hope you are all having a great day!

Sunday, September 16, 2012

City to Bay

Did my first City to Bay today :D. My friend, Linda, was originally meant to do it but she couldnt due to unspeakable reasons so i took her place ;). Was in the walking category which was a shame but hey, its better than nothing! While i was running there were two people that told me that i was meant to be walking LOL, one was a really old man and the other was a fat guy. These cunts made me run even faster lol.

Goal was to catch up to the runners which i managed to do and more which is awesome. Started around 9:00am and finished at 10:14am so by my maths it took me an hour and 14 minutes, sucks because it took so much time just getting out of the throng of all the people at the start, there were actually so many people. My small pea brain doesnt comprehend.

Never ran this far before in one go and felt all kinds of pains throughout my body, especially in my right ankle and felt like vomitting 4 times. I could taste the apple acid from the apple i ate in the morning coming up my throat AHAHAH :P. Didn't stop running though which feelssogood.jpeg :) Goddam i use "feelssogood.jpeg" so much now. Overall solid cardio session and made me feel like a SK completing my goals.


I'm a faggot, please rape my face....AHAHAHHA


Decided to carb up for breaky, goddam oatmeals TASTE SO GOOOD. 

Saturday, September 15, 2012

First skype call

Had our first little skype call since shes gone to Japan tonight and it was actually really good seeing her cheeks again :) She looked sooooo adorable/cute/hot/bitchy/dickhead and the faces she kept on pulling made me have this new emotion which is weird because im a machine and have no emotions. Hopefully we can go for round 2 sometime again soon :D.


Look at her smoochable shoulders

Friday, September 14, 2012

Day 1

Had school today as usual, thought it was going to be warm so i wore a shirt to show off my AK-47s but ended up really cold :/ when will you come hot spring weather? WHEN?!?!?!. Wish i had someone to snuggle with to warm myself up :$ u know who u are fuckface <3.

Went to the chem class help thingy in lesson 7 today but a squatload of people went so didn't get any help rofl, ended up knocking off some practice tests though with Lachlan and Lucy which was nice :D.

Travelled to the gym afterwards to pump some shoulders and biceps, got a hell decent pump going on but didn't have much energy for some reason and felt heaps lethargic and nearly tripped a few times lolol, wouldve looked like the biggest kluts. Despite that though, i managed to tank through cardio for the srs shreds. Feelssogood.jpeg.

Felt a fair amount of missing for a certain someone today tbh (no homo), probably because i wouldve been her Clumsy Columbus just 2 hours ago if she was in the land down under instead of transformers territory. Hope she is having a fun time over there even though she doesnt have the C-meister with her AHAHAHA <3.

Also got around to watching Limitless today which i had been meaning to do for awhile. Really good movie IMO but the ending couldve been alot better.


Cool posters at my gym and my ugly mug at the drinking fountain.


Got me some steamed fish, broccoli and sweet potato. Mirin the chicken salt? Mans gotta get his salt in BETCHESSSS. Makes things taste so much better though, i highly recommend it lads and ladettes.

Thursday, September 13, 2012

Escorting her to the airport

Jasmine is officially going to Japan today and the flight was at 2:00pm. So weird, cuz right now as im typing this she is probably in Japan having the time of her life when i am sitting here with a thumb in my bum, well 2 tbh :D.

Anyways, she came over around 8:30am and i decided to surprise her by cooking her breakfast and putting it in my room which consisted of the egg circles inside the toast thing ,1 neatly sliced apple and a cup of her choice of juice. When i was wheeling her things into my house though i asked if she was hungry and she said yea AHAHAH, so pretty much my plan got fubared :(( She still really liked it though and kept on calling me cute cuz of it which made me all fuzzy inside (no homo) :$. I ended up eating it all LOLOLOL but we both ate the apple slices to regain our energy when it was drained so to speak.

We ended up staying at my house for the next 2 hours and just killed time on my bed which was very nice LOLOL :P So da cheeky. Afterwards we caught the bus to the airport and i left her around 11 or so and caught the bus back to school. Felt bad leaving her :/ hope she didn't have to wait too long. Ah wells screw her, shes going to Japan anyway. She can afford a little bit of boredom the faggot :DD

Was a really really great time, seeing her for the very last time before she goes off to flirt with the Japanese boys AHAHHAA. Hope she the absolute SICKEST of times. Grrrrrr i am gonna miss her a fair amount tbh (strong homo) (no homo). Fuck dat hoe.


All the pics are on her phone :( look at her little feet though AHAHAHHA

Last night out

Since its Jasmine's official last day today before she goes to Japan on Thursday, we decided it was best to go out cuz if we didn't she would cry her eyes out like usual :D. After school we went straight to the Pancake Kitchen (my first time btw) and both ordered the "Farmer's Breakfast," I was gonna order something else but goddam i really wanted some hash browns in mah belly and she was the same :P. Wolfed it down with a shitload of the maple syrup they gave us and it actually was legit the best tasting thing ive had in like half a year AHAHAHHA :P So guuuuddd!

Im such a gentleman, sacrificing my shredding diet for her cute bum AHAHAHAH, such a HUGEEEE sacrifice ;)). After we stuffed our faces we both split paths and went home, suited up and then came back to town in casual cuz we're cool like that.

Ended up going to this dessert place called Cocolat and she had a white hot chocolate and i sat there with a thumb in my ass. We pretty much just sat there and enjoyed each others company which was very very enjoyable <3 :$


Sweet jesus christ this was so good



Both photos while taken on the move, cuz she's a wildlife photographer like that

Tuesday, September 11, 2012

Over at my crib + updated progress pics

Had frees today in lesson 6 and 7 and was meant to go to some maths studies class thing so the teacher could teach more statistics since we were behind schedule but i was like,  "fuck it im a sick kunt." On top of that my little girl is leaving for Japan REAL soon :(.

Cleo came over straight after school today at around 1:30pm and we pumped up some quality the Weeknd (weekfag) beats and just chilled. She did something really unexpected though today while we were refulling our energy sources which was very enjoyable and i enjoyed it to the best of my ability AHAHAHAH :)).Feelssogood.jpeg.

Also ended up taking some topless pics because the plan is to take some new pics when she gets back from her trip and compare them because well lets be honest, im getting shredded (sick kunt style <3). Forgot to take pics of mah legs though :(




Strong asymmetrical posing on the pic on the right AHAHAHA



Look at my laugh AHAHHA, not even a progress pic but just wanted to show u guys my pearly whites


Official progress pics, 11/09/2012. Shame it wasn't better lighting to bring out more defs lads

Monday, September 10, 2012

BIGGEST CRAVINGSSSS

Saw a snickers bar lying around and now i actually have the biggest cravings for da chocolates, like OMGGG, hate it so much. NOOOOOOOOOOO :(( Srsly though, srs times now, im going to resist since i have about 1 month from now to get shredded before a certain someone gets their cute bum back from Japan and i sorta wanna impress them and be....IRRESISTIBLE ;) AHAHAHHA.

So good now because my summer shred is actually going along steady as a motherfucker, weight is fluctuating around 71.5kg now and will be continuing to cut down. Abs are coming along nicely and can see an outline while relaxed <3 first time ever aswell and the lower ones are actually coming out to play for once :DD. Feelssofuarkingood.jpeg.

Aesthetics, you better be ready for me cuz im knocking on your door baby. You got no game buddy, thats my style.


Look how chubby i once was ahah. Steadyhandsbrah reporting in LOL

Can't sleep

First time in awhile where i cant seem to go to sleep. Weird how u can have this affect on me....decided to hit up some more maths and read to tire myself out. Gonna be a long ass night.

Sunday, September 9, 2012

Meh

Whatever happens, happens now lol, who really even cares anymore.

ROYAL ADELAIDEEE SHOWWWWWW!!!

Went to the Royal Adelaide Show today with my group and my little ginger orangutan baby :)). Met her at around 1:00pm at Arndale and we bussed to town and then caught the train there. We started off by just walking around and since the weather was reasonably "gangster," we decided to rock our short sleeves. Me, with my tight ass polo (which she got me btw :P) and her, with her Wrangler top. SOOOOO baddd though like srsly, i just couldnt stop admirin her all round....LIKE WOW. I actually love it AHAHAHA (no suck up)(no homo).

Afterwards we met with Julie, Strali and Quinn and all went onto No Limit, the first ride for the day. But Strali didn't go because she was scared LOLOL, if she had gone though i think she most likely would've cried :P. Once that pussy ride was done, jokes it was amazing, we walked around some more and me and Jasmine split up from the group because we needed to srsly conquer and rape some more rides, FUARKKKK A REEE A RERERERE :D.

Total Ride list for the day ended up being:
- Triple XXXL
- Space Roller
- Hangover
- No limit
- Extreme Speed
- And last but not least the fucking Ghost Train/Passageway

Dats alot of green down the green drain, fuck it though. Life's not a rehearsal, the cameras always rolling ROFL.

All of the rides were actually sick as fuck cuzzz and best thing was that i had my trusty side kick with me the whole time <333. Most scary though, would have to be Extreme Speed, shame though it didn't go for longer :( and most fun was XXXL which we did at the end. The Ghost train though gets a worthy mention, was actually the freakiest shit AHAHAHA. Omg, i came into it like all macho trying to protect Jasmine but each time someone popped up i just jumped like a motherfucker ROFLLLL :'). Was actually the cutest thing us going through it though (srs) she kept on like holding onto my big bulging arm AHAHAH.

Throughout the day i ate all my food which i had prepared earlier in the day into my little bodybuilder containers and she had a few cup of hot chips and a bit of a hotdog that she was meant to give to her brother but i ended up eating it in the end AHAHAHA, best cheat meal in a LOOONNNG time. Such a killer tasting hotdog, THANKK YOUUU Jasmine for giving it to me <3 mwah x. Also managed to grab a big handful of free almonds that were there for "tasting" AHAHAHHA. Aint no better tasting almonds than free almonds. We also watched fireworks for the first time together :D

At sometime in the day i tried to win her a toy which was a complete fail AHAHAHHA, I had a practice shot in this basketball game which i scored but the first actual shot that i took failed like a motherfucker and then i sucked from then on AHAHAHA. She was still really happy with my efforts though which makes me feel so good and fuzzy inside <3 Versed her in this water shooting game at one stage and let just say i was the winner, lets just say that ROFL. She keeps on thinking that her gun started shooting after mine or some bullshit like that but that didn't happy ;) KAKAKA. At the end of the day i won her these 2 HUGEEE toys :).

So many other small things that happened throughout the day which were SOOOOO good and helped make the day great. Really glad i spent it with Cleopatra <333


Got some prime chicken, beef, broccoli, carrots and beans baby.


Us watching the wood chopping competition, her guy beat mine 1st round but i beat her 2nd :D


Mirin' Simba cake and white bread brahhhh?


BAHAHAHA, shes like having the time of her life and im just holding on for dear life ROFLL :')


Clumsy Columbus the Giraffe and Kermit, her trophies :))



We aren't a bad looking pair of people :)) LOL at her holding the hotdog.