ROYAL ADELAIDEEE SHOWWWWWW!!!

Went to the Royal Adelaide Show today with my group and my little ginger orangutan baby :)). Met her at around 1:00pm at Arndale and we bussed to town and then caught the train there. We started off by just walking around and since the weather was reasonably "gangster," we decided to rock our short sleeves. Me, with my tight ass polo (which she got me btw :P) and her, with her Wrangler top. SOOOOO baddd though like srsly, i just couldnt stop admirin her all round....LIKE WOW. I actually love it AHAHAHA (no suck up)(no homo).

Afterwards we met with Julie, Strali and Quinn and all went onto No Limit, the first ride for the day. But Strali didn't go because she was scared LOLOL, if she had gone though i think she most likely would've cried :P. Once that pussy ride was done, jokes it was amazing, we walked around some more and me and Jasmine split up from the group because we needed to srsly conquer and rape some more rides, FUARKKKK A REEE A RERERERE :D.

Total Ride list for the day ended up being:
- Triple XXXL
- Space Roller
- Hangover
- No limit
- Extreme Speed
- And last but not least the fucking Ghost Train/Passageway

Dats alot of green down the green drain, fuck it though. Life's not a rehearsal, the cameras always rolling ROFL.

All of the rides were actually sick as fuck cuzzz and best thing was that i had my trusty side kick with me the whole time <333. Most scary though, would have to be Extreme Speed, shame though it didn't go for longer :( and most fun was XXXL which we did at the end. The Ghost train though gets a worthy mention, was actually the freakiest shit AHAHAHA. Omg, i came into it like all macho trying to protect Jasmine but each time someone popped up i just jumped like a motherfucker ROFLLLL :'). Was actually the cutest thing us going through it though (srs) she kept on like holding onto my big bulging arm AHAHAH.

Throughout the day i ate all my food which i had prepared earlier in the day into my little bodybuilder containers and she had a few cup of hot chips and a bit of a hotdog that she was meant to give to her brother but i ended up eating it in the end AHAHAHA, best cheat meal in a LOOONNNG time. Such a killer tasting hotdog, THANKK YOUUU Jasmine for giving it to me <3 mwah x. Also managed to grab a big handful of free almonds that were there for "tasting" AHAHAHHA. Aint no better tasting almonds than free almonds. We also watched fireworks for the first time together :D

At sometime in the day i tried to win her a toy which was a complete fail AHAHAHHA, I had a practice shot in this basketball game which i scored but the first actual shot that i took failed like a motherfucker and then i sucked from then on AHAHAHA. She was still really happy with my efforts though which makes me feel so good and fuzzy inside <3 Versed her in this water shooting game at one stage and let just say i was the winner, lets just say that ROFL. She keeps on thinking that her gun started shooting after mine or some bullshit like that but that didn't happy ;) KAKAKA. At the end of the day i won her these 2 HUGEEE toys :).

So many other small things that happened throughout the day which were SOOOOO good and helped make the day great. Really glad i spent it with Cleopatra <333

Got some prime chicken, beef, broccoli, carrots and beans baby.

Us watching the wood chopping competition, her guy beat mine 1st round but i beat her 2nd :D

Mirin' Simba cake and white bread brahhhh?

BAHAHAHA, shes like having the time of her life and im just holding on for dear life ROFLL :')

Clumsy Columbus the Giraffe and Kermit, her trophies :))

We aren't a bad looking pair of people :)) LOL at her holding the hotdog.