Last moment tanning

Went to the beach today after school :)) Haven't been in like 2 weeks so was keen as a bean to head off and finally feel the water ahah :P Caught the H31 to Henley and when we got there we walked and walked our tiresome legs and found a very nice and lonely spot :) kekeke.

Sunscreened up and went swimming, we both sunscreened each other which was very nice. Gives jasmine a chance to feel a REAL mans chest, i dont even have a chest KAKAKKA. But it gave me a good chance to feel REAL quads :DDD. 

Got in and out of the water a total of 2 times, the 2nd time though the water was sooooo nice and warm <3 loved it. Jasmine now finally swims which is awesome because she needs to do some motherfuckin cardio but srsly we both noticed her legs have toned up a fair bit and i like dat ;)

The first time we got out of the water we just lay on the sand in our reasonably lonely spot and did a bit of bonding AHAHHAHA :P a clown walked past though and was juggling some balls so Jasmine wanted a shot rofl and she juggled them pretty well..... AHAHAHHAHAHAH fuakrk LOL :D. I think the balls really felt nice in her hand because she wouldn't let go rofl AHAHAHAH. I thoroughly enjoyed her feeleing those balls. I also managed to get a bit of the action myself which was very very nice ;)) and apparently im only half decent at some of the stuffs :(( i'm SO getting better though just you see ;). I am actually the cheekiest cunt though and throughout the day she kept on calling me so cute......i say i hate it but in reality i love it ahahah I LOVE IT!

Overall a sick kent day and would defs enjoy having again.

Nice photography Jpeg! ur still a fag though.

Jasmine took SOOO many variations of the photo on the left rofl because apparently i looked "hot" ahahahah :$ I'm defs mirin her physique though......alot......ALOTTTTTT 

Chest brah in the house on the left pic (not really) AHAHAHAHAHAH :PP im sooo bad rofl

Term 1 casual day

Today is a sweet sweet Friday and had casual day. Since it was hot as all hell and was going to go beach after, i thought i would dress up real sick kent/zyzz/slightly homo style. Was funny because during maths Zac was calling me a metro the whole time and we were imagining him wearing my singlet ROFL, he would be soooo white and the holes would be massive :P defs miring cuzzz <3

SOOO many people were miring my tan though and by mirin i mean saying i was TOO dark rofl ahahaha :P They should've seen me in summer though goddamit! Only one person actually said my colour was very good but dats aight this person was a nice greek girl named danie (please dont be jelly jasmine i'm still all urs) ;)). Only a few people were mirin' my physique though but dats aight. Goal of the day was to pull off the flaming faggot look and i can safely say i did that! YAYYYYYYYY YAAYYYYYYY

Strong kimbo lurker ahah and strong trying to hold a can to look "casual" WOWWWWWWW

Defs mirin' my own physique and tan ahah :PPP im soooo baddd ;)

World of warcrafts back in the day

Went to JB Hi-fi today with Jasmine and saw world of warcraft expansions and what not lol. I remember when they were first being released and were like $90 and now theyre only like $30 goddam time changes things :/. I also remember when they were first released and i was SOOOOO excited AHAHAH, wow i was a cutie, no i wasnt. But yea i remember absolutely loving this game and playing so goddam much Just can't seem to get back into it now :( Not sure if thats a bad thing or a good thing lol. It just seems as if no-one plays now and back then i really felt like i was in a community in that game lol. I remember so many good memories from it, making so many friends :( but then losing them each time i would change servers....guess thats like RL eh?. Idk what i'm saying guys sorry just wanted to blab about something ahah......

"Razorfern downs"

Remember the first time i did this on my level 33 or 36 rogue, Tharos i think it was on Dath'Remar with my guild Fire Emblem or something. Ahahahahaha a sword dropped and this guy won it and gave it to me instead of this other guy. Wonder where these 2 are nowadays and if they still play....cant even remember their names lol...

Being a driven cunt

Worked out legs today for the second time ever. Was a fuckin KILLER workout, sweated soooooooooo much and really fucking pushed it. New exercise today was single leg pistol squats <3. My quads are strong enough to do this but still needa work on my balance so had a chair to stabilize myself :P

Drive today was this vid yo and something else...

One of the most motivational vids ever. Aquote that kept on replaying in my head was: 

"I always do 10 because my opponent does 11, will you be the one to do 12?" 

Today i was the one that did 12, today i was the one that pushed it beyond my limits :)

Another motivation was that i looked at my finger again where i crushed it in the holidays. On this same day i went somewhere aswell and i remember the rage i had that day, i remember that day was the day that i was fuckin fucked and left to eat my own dick. I remember that was the day where i was so so SOO weak that it was pathetic. That was the day that i let someone have the better of me and beat me... Lol this is what motivation is lads <3 love it. Never again will those days come back, NEVER.

When you're not happy, i'm not happy

Truth :(

Beast maths mode

Turned out im getting an A for year 12 maths studies YAYYYY :DDDD, managed to scrape in a end of term 1 grade of 16.6 which is 83%, lovin' miss black right now srsly :))). Dont think i'm gettin an A for maths specs but im sitting on something like 84.6% lol but ah wells i will get better. I'm so goddam sure of it and i know what i must do and im doing it :) feelsgoodman.jpeg. Did my maths specs DI today which was very nice, did it last night aswell but did all the graphs wrong with the wrong background :/ so did em all again and refined my information. All good still! :))

An example of a bit of the DI that Steven sent me, thanks heaps Steven brehs! (no homo)

DAVID NOGO TURNS 16

Had Davids birthday party on Saturday, 24th of march and his birthday was on 23rd :) Got there a bit early at like 2pm and just chilled. Later on Zac and Roman came and we played some motherfuckin Tekken and Gt5, Zac raped me in Gt5 and i convinced Roman that i was a Tekken pro that played in tournaments in Australia ROFL, he just really sucked ahahahaha and i was spamming as Eddy <3. Some highlights of the night would have to be playin Fifa with Roman, David and Zac. Was me and R fuckwit against David and Zac and was honestly the funniest thing ever ROFL AHAHAHHA cuz we all sucked like dick balls srsly AHAHAHAH. And later on i was 1v1 Zac and i left and he was just versing the computer and couldnt even score AHAHAHAHAHHAh ROFL LOLOLOLOLOL <3 zac.

Other highlights of the night was spending time with Jasmine ahah :)) But Julie was being a faggot TWICE, jokes you didnt interrupt anything anyway.......dumb bitch. But srsly screw Michelle aswell, jokes thanks for giving me a lift!!! KEKKEKEKEK :D. Time spent with Jasmine was really nice rofl and i thoroughly believe we both embarked on a quest together. 

Overall was a really fun night and glad it happened! Happy birthday again David and stay strong man, please you are a warrior now. I can no longer care for you as much as you want. Jokes u faggot. 

Photos we found in David's room. ROFL at how cute david was AHAHAHA. Made a call saying that there were two pumpkins in the first pic ;) Got the approval from Julie and Zac YAYYYY life is complete now....faggots ROFL

No other pics so guess we'll have to do with these 2 ugly mugs......good keyboard though defs mirin length to width ratio.

Zyzz the legacy

Today is Zyzz' birthday and if you cunts don't know Zyzz then u better get real familiar or i'll come for you. But srsly though he changed alot of lives which is so goddam sick and he sure as hell changed mine. Made me strive for a better physique more and really changed my train of thought big time. I like to think i am a sick kunt. Although sometimes i do feel like a sad kunt i'm going to always remember Zyzz from now on. Srsly zyzz <3 Forever mirin' R.I.P.

New Vid chest brah and the aesthetics crew released on his birthday, 24th of march. 

FUARKKKKK im defs mirin cuz....defs mirin :') <3 Lets be sick kunts now and forever.

21 Jump street on the 20th....NOICE :DD

After school on Tuesday went to go watch 21st jump street with Jasmine, was actually a rather good movie. Defs mirin Channing Tatum's genetics and facial aesthetics (no homo) (no homo can't save me there) ROFL. Was funny aswell with Ice Cube being the angry black police captain LOL goddamit good times. Shame though alot of the funny scenes was in the trailer already :(.

Toilets at Picadilly were actually big as though rofl, was weird because the place isn't even that big. Ooooo and i was also mirin' Jasmine's aesthetics, nah i wasnt, yea i was. Especially her knee ROFL ahahahaha :PPP. 

Strong typical bitch kissy face, defs not mirin.....JOKES i like it :)

Is this the best you've got god?

When i'm feeling down i like this think this line in my head lol. Makes me feel alpha. Let's just say i'm thinking it right now :)  

Got it from seeing this pic heaps long ago (come at me bro)

Time for some change

Hmmmmm somewhere along the track i seem to have lost what i really am unfortunately. Today is the day of change then, goddamit can't even commit myself to this change and goal setting anymore lol. What in the barbeque even happened?

Sunday plyometrics and leg workout

Hadn't worked out legs at all since the holidays rofl because i don't really have that much equipment but today i was like screw it lets workout legs and work on my twitch muscle fibres. Also been getting a sore lower back frequently lately and that may be because of the muscle imbalance in my legs and upper body, so good to strengthen them!

Weather was hot as fuck today as well so i went topless for a little tan :DD Really worked hard today and was actually really happy with my intensity despite not much equipment and heat, feelssogood.jpeg :)). Routine went as follows:

- 2km run
- Squat jumps: 7 sets of 12 (tiring as fuck cuz, by the end didn't leave the ground much ROFL)
- Leg extensions super setted with body squats: 4 sets of 12
- Stiff leg dead lifts: 5 sets of 12 (Really good for the hammies <3)
- Lunges: 5 sets of 10 (Crazy hard for my quads and glutes lol, respects)
- Skipping (Dats right I'm a boxer now)

Took a total of 1.5 hours and will actually be pumping legs alot more now, so awesome! (strong young child opening Christmas presents enthusiasm AHAHA)

2 cool ass motivational pics, defs mirin'

Accusations thrown at me!

Was just sitting there today in Saturday school next to my good friends, Ryan and Andrew. When out of no where some girl pokes me in the back with a pen. Motherfucker hurt me like hell rofl and i jumped and i turned back and was about to slap a bitch (no i wasn't im a weak cunt calm down guys).

But srsly these girls asked me what fake tanner i used LOLOLOLOLOL, i was like this is all natural and was like you guys wanna see my tan line? i pulled down my pants a bit and they all looked away lol. Still so kiddie ahah it was funny. Not sure if its a good thing being accused of being "orange" ROFL but i like it :)))) so all is good.

Goddam my tan must be really orange then or somethin :PP

Bein an OK (orange kunt) on sports day

Adelaide's Amusing Museum

Went to the Adelaide museum with a fat little orange cute thing after Sports Day. Hadn't been in so long and i thought it would be heaps interesting if i went with her so off we went!

Lets just say that the "attractions" really jumped out at me AHAHAHAHHA but srsly was a really fun time and was actually quite "interdasting." Rating of how "interesting" and how many attractions i had physical contact and could touch stuff for each section are as follows:

- Beginning animal section = -14.5% Had absolutely no interest in it at all and couldnt touch any of the attractions....could only stare AHAHHAHAHA
- Aboriginal section = 20%, ntb ntb. Sat down and saw the computer screens which were touch screen ROFL
- Water section and the jungle night rats stuff = 60%, didnt get much physical contact with the stuff at the beginning but later on it got REAL GOOD
- Squid section =  85%, the screens here were REAL touch screen, would definitely view again while naked
- Egyptian section = 1555% Fuck my ass this was by far the best room by farrrrrr, was actually so interesting and was so nice ahahahahahha. Really got hot inside there though for some reason but it was aight, i could handle it.... LOL

I am cheeky cunt mate i swear AHAHAHAHHAHAH come at me (A)

Nice museum sesh i would say :D

P.S. Really enjoyed seeing the colour orange today AHAHAHAHAHA

SPORTS DAYYYY 2012, now or ever

Had sports day today, much better than how they use to be :)) Didn't dress up though ffs! SHOULDVEEE, would, couldve, ah wells :(( still a beta cunt as always kekekek (screw u person, u know who u are). Next year though will defs dress up. Didn't do any events but spent the majority of time with a very very very pretty little girl named Jasmine, which was very berry nice, im defs mirin her aesthetics cuzzzz :)))) <3. Took a squatload of photos aswell which was very nice, good memories i say, good memories :))

One of the funniest things was when Hoffy and all the cricketers did commentary of the relays, aussie talk is the funniest shit AHAHAHAHAHAHA love it, love it <3333. Hoffy was saying how Mr. Brogden had pulled a hammy and had ripped it straight off the bone AHAHAHAHAHAHA, its funny cuz hes sorta large ROFLLLLLL :')). Cracked up so hard.

Default position of "on" Jasmine yet her cute face is not amused....AHAHAHAH

Don't even look like i lift :((((

Carryin her cute little legs as always and dayum i am one orange motherfucker rofl ,like srsly O_o

Katherine the cutie as bulbasaur!

Rain runner

ROFL at my title, strong anime lover style title :PP Anyways was pouring today like helllll!!!! When i got home from school i was so goddam tired that i just napped until like 6. When i woke up i got on my comp and watched some sick kent Spartacus videos and was like time to run in the rain like a spartan. Felt sooooo goooood. Honestly was soaked as hell ahahah at the end (strong stating the obvious, its rain) and i purposely ran in puddles so my shoes and sock were drenched.

Was so tiring but i just kept on thinking bout all those times in the past where i got fucked in the ass big time because i was the beta faggot. About all those times where i was at my lowest but so many people turned the other cheek. About those times where my friends turned on me because i was weak and because they werent my real friends. Never again boys...never again. Funny thinking about all this actually. So fucked up.

 Will DEFINITELY be running in the rain again, feels so alpha :)

The Grind boys, we all in on it. 

GOALS!!! of 2011

Made a goals page when i first made this blog to help me achieve stuff in 2010, been meaning to update it for awhile but just haven't really had the time or the willpower to until now. Heres the list and what i actually achieved :))

- Get absolutely shredded for summer. Maybe even diced, my friends would know what this means :D 
Didn't really get diced and only barely shredded lol but i'm still happy. My body is ready lads.

- Bench 80kg, squat 100kg, deadlift 120kg. All for repsGot the bench and squat down packed but didnt end up doing the deadlifts :(( Back aesthetics be lacking :(

- Straight As in the end of the year report. Live on the prophecy, respects.
Managed to get this one which i was very happy with!

- Strengthen my current friendships srs talk and make new friends
Had lots of struggles now and then tbh :P but feelsosgoodnow.jpeg :D 

- Be an all round nice person but not afraid of confrontations aka man the f*** up every now and then :P
Finally grew a set of balls, and they are a moderately nice size :DDD COME AT ME CUNTS COME AT ME, nah don't come at me please :D i'm scared, someone hold me

- Get shredded, yea i know i listed this twice but its somethin i have to do :P no homo
Rofl at how much i wanted to get shredded at one stage but never even did it :P and i still look like i dont even lift ahahahahah ;)

- Find a certain somebody.... (strong homo) 
Probably the biggest one here ahah :$ But i did it i guess :$ Strong homo enbarrassed faces ahahhaahhaha but i'm happy, really happy :)) Fuck my ass im a flaming faggot

Used this pic on the goals page rofl so thought i'd keep on living the dream! FUARKKK YEA MAATE

Weakness

Flows through my veins like no tomorrow.

Little bit of Tuesday motivation

Sorta needed a bit of motivation right now to be honest, saw these pics and was inspired. Hope they can help you guys out aswell if your feeling unmotivated.

So happy that i stuck to lifting hardcore. Plenty of times when i was still in the phase of sort of getting a decent body i was discouraged SOOOO many times by people, i still remember every moment so distinctly its crazy. Funny thing is it was especially by my friends but they didn't really mean it (i hope). Now i can look in the mirror and start mirin' :) feelsSOOOOgood.jpeg. Fuck da haters.

Stop worrying so much :) 

Adelaide cup beaching like Skss

Went to the beach on Adelaide Cup day. I got into town a bit early and saw all these people going to future music festival thingy and from the way i was dressed i looked like i was full-on going :PP hehe. Anyways the day sort of started off bad tbh :/ but it got better, real better and real quick :). Got our tans on and now i got a tanline on my fricking quads AHAHAHAH. I'm so mirin, going to tan up my quads BIG TIME!. Jasmine also looked especially aesthetic i must say :) Something about what she was doing/wearing really tempted me to do something else completely necessary but unfortunately i couldnt :(.

Only pic taken for now :(( Still needa get the other ones.
Strong shredded body :)) and strong white and underdeveloped quads ROFLL

I'm down with the sickness

And by "down with the sickness" i mean ive got the cold....ROFL :PP. Dw guys im not some hard nut metal rocker.....not yet anyway :DD. Spent the day with Jasmine on Friday and oh what a coincidence i got sick. Goddamit i knew being so close to her all the time wasn't good especially since she said she was a bit sick a while back. Whats even worse is that we were practically breathing the same air ;)))) AHAHAHAHAHAHA. wats up? :D. Worth it though :)) she is a very cute girl :)

But srsly though i haven't been sick in heaps long and it feels bad :(( Jesus christ i'm such a pussy. Feeding my body as much vitamins and other healthy stuff as much as possible so i can beat this motherfucker to the ground :). Hope i feel better for tomorrow! Also drunk 1.5L of orange juice today for da VITAMIN Csssss.

Love this stuff :))

9th of March beaching with the best

After school today went to the beach with Jasmine, the options were Henley and Glenelg and we went with Henley because we are fully sick wog a re. Got there and Jasmine went to go change in the toilets, like WOWWWWWW she takes 4 years and ppl that were walking past thought i was some weirdo infront on the female toilets :PPPPP ah wells "fuck it" :). Applied sunscreen on eachothers aesthetic bodies ;) and then went into the water. In the water we had a nice little swim and did some other very fun stuff ;))) AHAHAHAHAHA. lets just say both our arms had a workout (no homo). Afterwards did some tanning with da oilio and had a lie down :) and then left at like 6:30pm or so <3.

I would so trade mine for hers :DDD

We actually took 86 photos in total ROFL hehehe :) gud timez

Boom, gg

Pic is really awesome, for me it sorta says no matter what the odds are you keep on fighting :). Idk maybe im just a faggot ;)

Detention with some dipdit

So on Wednesday i went to take a pee in lesson 4 and 5 and walked past a class filled with some friends of mine. As usual if the door is open i go in and say hi to everyone despite what teacher it is, unless he/she is SUPER strict. Well anyway went in and ended up actually being a lot of shouting and their teacher told me to get out and just as i walked out Mr. Papanicolas was there and lets just say his body was ready AHAHAHAH but mine wasnt ROFL. Yea so got 2 detentions :PP not bad not bad.

Served one on Thursday and Jasmine decided to tag along because we were going to town afterwards. Was really happy that she did :))))). We were both doing some maths except when she was doing it....like wow......literally like wow.......she was like concentrating and doing the thing where she sorta pushes her hair back to see her work. Wow im defs mirin' cuz :))))) wowwwwwww she looked soooooooooooooooooo CUUUUTEEEEE like wow AHAHAHHA :). love it, fucking love it.

Phunniest physics lesson

Had physics today in lesson 6 and 7 with the LeMay dogga. LOVE my physics and chem lesson sooooo much because i literally have the best people its amazing. Good training for the abs laughing is but i don't learn squat shit :P Lucky the stuff is really easy right now. Going to concentrate more in both now though but mainly in chemistry since my teacher isn't too good  to say the least :)).

In physics today Mr. LeMay showed a vid on Paul Hewitt who wrote our physics book and is a famous physics teacher at a uni. SO much funny shit in the vid AHAHAHAHAHAH, there were TWO people wearin sunnies inside a uni lecture ROFLL and the way he just said stuff and his movement were so fuckin gay and funny AHAHAHA. He kept on doing this thrust thing and had his ass bent up to the sky while leaning onto the table ROFLLL SO FUCKIN FUNNY. Crakced up SOOOO hard it was amazing <333.

"I don't usually fuck bitches but when i do i get...physics-al."

FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOWWWWW

https://twitter.com/#!/joollies_

So not only did a goddam professional style blog post do for this woman she still wants MORE. Dats right we call people like her greedy witches but i'm not the judgemental type :D. But srsly though follow her please because she is a very very nice person......She will actually fuckin harm me in a large manner quite frequently if you guys don't follow....:(. Nah she won't lol, atleast i dont thnik so. But nah follow her, her tweets are rather interdasting :)) she can still go to hell though :DDDD YAYYYYYYYY 

Melanie Iglesias ch-ch-ch-choooooses Julieeeee

So I'm just sitting there eating my usual meal at like 5:00pm, cept this time i had butter chicken :D but anyways that's besides the point.....fuck butter chicken was aiiiiiight :) So I'm just sitting there being a humble man and a "good lad" as many tell me ROFL and all of a sudden i get assaulted by a fucking triceratops looking shit cunt. Yes you are right to assume that it was indeed.......the one.....the only......fooooooooooooooooooooookinggggg Julie.

I'm not going to lie because on my blogs i tell the truth here, my toes did clench up and my hands flew to the nearest item that could be used as a weapon. But srsly she brought good news though instead of the usual news of "fuck one direction is so awesome, fuck my face im so stupid, fuck my face im stupid as all hell,' rofl fuck her. But yea she entered into this melanie iglesias contest on twitter and ACTUALLY WON THE BITCH. Like 40 billion people entered and she got picked.....like wow. Why in the world do good things like this happen to bad ppl instead to good lads like me :DDDDD. But srsly grats julie u fucker. She says that she's not lucky but first twitter followers now this. Before you know it she'll win a punch to the fuckin face from me YAYYYYYYYYYYYY :DDDDDD.

This is legit, she cant even use photoshop so calm down detectives.

Julie with her French exchange students! YAYYYYYYYYYY 

I miss you

I actually miss you sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much right now its amazing :(( .......so much......

Drillbit drilling through :)

Maths has been a bit hard lately, not doing so well in tests and assignments, losing my "oomph" when working out and just being so fuarkin exhausted physically and mentally :P. Yea if this phase was a rollercoaster ride it wouldnt be a very fun one tbh :) 

But the funny thing about all of this is though and im sorta laughing at this even though i don't feel 100% right now, is that its all JUST a phase. Jesus christ, this will be over soon no matter how long or short; 2 hours, 2 days or even 2 weeks. But it will be over and i will beat it with all my might. Feelssogood.jpeg AHAHAHAHHA :)) Let's do this boys its our time bring it home now and forever.

"Fortes Fortuna Adiuvat."

The Devil Inside Me

Just wanna say that after watching this movie that the Devil inside of MEEE will be coming out soon because it was soooo bad. Sweet jesus christ the second bad movie i've watched with a pretty little girl now like WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. Went to go watch it with J-dipshit, Kimbo and Cuong after Satdy school :) Saturday school that day was fun as all hell but it was ruined because of this shit cinema sesh. Jokes i loved it because i spent it with lorax <3.

This is Jasmine ROFL ahahahahah :D so cute

Supposed to be a scary movie but i cracked up so hard when they were trying to exorcise her mother because her eyes were literally as red as a red hat and the priest was just chuckin holywater everywhere on her AHAHAHAHA. I was thinking get this bitch some eye drops and then the water came and i just laughed sooo hard LOL. Unscariest movie ever.

"Excuse me m'am please restrain youself."

After the cinema sesh went back to Jasmines house and lets just say i thought it was a very fun and warm experience :))))))))) Let's just say we enjoyed each others company :))) But its stupid because i just bought this new pokemon game recently and she's been able to play with mine TWICE now but i still havent played with hers once and havent even seen it, like wow. Talk about unfair. Jesus christ she is so so so attractive though, im defs mirin' :)