Melanie Iglesias ch-ch-ch-choooooses Julieeeee

So I'm just sitting there eating my usual meal at like 5:00pm, cept this time i had butter chicken :D but anyways that's besides the point.....fuck butter chicken was aiiiiiight :) So I'm just sitting there being a humble man and a "good lad" as many tell me ROFL and all of a sudden i get assaulted by a fucking triceratops looking shit cunt. Yes you are right to assume that it was indeed.......the one.....the only......fooooooooooooooooooooookinggggg Julie.

I'm not going to lie because on my blogs i tell the truth here, my toes did clench up and my hands flew to the nearest item that could be used as a weapon. But srsly she brought good news though instead of the usual news of "fuck one direction is so awesome, fuck my face im so stupid, fuck my face im stupid as all hell,' rofl fuck her. But yea she entered into this melanie iglesias contest on twitter and ACTUALLY WON THE BITCH. Like 40 billion people entered and she got picked.....like wow. Why in the world do good things like this happen to bad ppl instead to good lads like me :DDDDD. But srsly grats julie u fucker. She says that she's not lucky but first twitter followers now this. Before you know it she'll win a punch to the fuckin face from me YAYYYYYYYYYYYY :DDDDDD.

This is legit, she cant even use photoshop so calm down detectives.

Julie with her French exchange students! YAYYYYYYYYYY