Mr. Lemay is the sickest

Was mass chilling home group when all of a sudden Mr. Lemay shows us a really old photo of him and his soccer team I think it was LOL. Was so random but I think it's so cute how he shows us random shit in his life and the trips he's been on and shit ahaha (no homo). Apparently this photo was like 31 years ago which means it was taken in 1982. That is actually a really long time ago LOL. Sick cunt back then, sick cunt now, that's certain :) Love Mr. Lemay <3

Him on the far left, standing up. I'm mirin' haircut and beard.

Appreciation post for Joz

She doesn't even know I have this blog but still want to dedicate a post to her ahah. Been getting closer to her lately and she's a max chiller for sure. She's just different I guess and is always happy somehow, helps bring up my mood most definitely :). I'm really really glad that I know her is what I'm trying to say ahah. Still a fuck face though, the ganga.

Haighs with the leading prefects

Went to the Supre outlet so Lucy and Fabian could get costumes for their prefect talent quest performance on Friday. They got all these really bright coloured skirts, crop tops and some dresses rofl. I'm pretty keen to see who is going to wear what :). Afterwards we went to the original Haighs. They bought first and second place prizes for the talent quest. Apparently this store is the actual first one ever made and it is where ALL the chocolate is made and shipped out to all states in Australia. Was pretty awesome ahah, there was like a sort of self tour out back and I thought it was going to be alot bigger, probably got that expectation from Willy Wonka rofl :P. There was this one old lady making the chocolate that was really nice and was joking around with me and Fabian ahah. She was a cutie.

Such a long time ago lads

Was looking through my humongous folder of blog photos and stumbled on this photo ahah. It was my first ever hall party with the wogs in the Christmas summer holidays of 2012. I remember it was so fucking hot that day and was sweating like a pig :P Shak organised it for James' and all us lads decided to go topless and wear pink suspenders BAHAHAHAHA :') Was so sick. Remember dancing a fairly high level of hardness but was a wee bit self concious at this point so I didn't really let myself go like a madman lunatic with 3 shots of heroin in the butt cheeks :P. At one point in the night the cops came and searched around the place, drugs were done in the back but it seemed that none were found. Or maybe they were found but the cops cbs doing anything, the mystery shall never be solved, DUN DUN DUN. This was a good day/night :)

Strong no homo.

For the hell of it

Just gonna do a blog post about what's on my mind and what's been happening lately. A friend told me not too long ago that he was leaving and  now I would never be able to see him again where I've seen him for the past 5 years. It's really sad knowing we'll never have those times again where we would joke around with the lads in HG. One second he's there and the next second he's not. It's actually really sad.... I'm sure our paths will cross again in the future. We can just never have those HG moments anymore. Fuckkkk, 5 years of them and now they're gone..... that's seriously fucked.

Time has really been passing so quickly as well. I seriously can't believe it. School is finishing soon and everyone is leaving. Year 12 has seriously been my favourite year in my whole life, everything about it is just pure fucking sick cunt. I want to write more about this topic but I'll get pretty sad and yeah.

Did go to the gym today though, had a really really hard back and bicep session. Was wearing what old school bodybuilders wore and it gave me more motivation ahah, feelsgoodman.jpeg. I do believe that my physique is getting pretty good now and I'm definitely gaining some more of dat dere strength, finally boys ahah :D.

Also don't like how some people bail so easily when they were so keen at one stage but find something "better" to do and "better" people to chill with. Goddam gangas :( Feelsbadman.jpeg. Ah well, life is sort of full of all this.

Moments like this, I'm definitely on dat dere missing times. Feelsreallybadman.jpeg (no homo) (strong homo)

Djamila and Julia's 18th

This was actually the best night that I've had in such a long time, was such a good time and definitely what I needed <3 <3 <3.

Fabian picked me up at 7:30pm and then we went over to Ben's house to pick up Ben and Sam. Fabian's radio was screwed so we had no beats to fund our sexy journey but we got some good bonding going hehe (no homo). We didn't know the way to Ben's house so a 20 minute car ride ended up taking 40 minutes LOL. Was so funny going around the side streets and failing THAT many times. Eventually we found the lads and they jumped in the car. When I saw Sam, I just started cracking the fuck up, he was wearing like this really business type wear because he thought it was a semi-formal event and it looked SOOOO funny BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :') Omg, I still struggle to get over it :').

Got there around about 8:30pm, said hi to all the peeps and hit the drinks hard. It was really funny because I thought tonight was going to be a chilled session so I wore trackies but everyone was really dressed up and i felt really underdressed rofl :P Ben and Sam got straight to the beer pong and I hit my baby, scotch and some coca cola on the rocks <3 I had enough beers after Anthony's "only reached tipsy after 10 beers night," so I went real hard, real fast. When everyone there was very drunk, we all cranked hard on the D-floor and let loose. It was so good, seeing everyone just let go and ballistic. Everyone was having such a great time, smiles on everyone and loud ass laughs. Was like pure bliss ahah.

Sometime in the night another SK game of beer pong game took place. Ben Kahlua and Fabian were on my team and throwing it for me against Baden and Ben Rens. It was actually the greatest game of beer pong every played in history. It was so fucking fun just shouting, encouraging and putting people off AHAHAHAHA :'). Unfortunately we lost, the cunts throwing for me were sober and we still lost... I had to finish both teams drinks and by the end I was munted with a capital M.

Had a pretty fun with with ole D-dawgs as well around the house and especially infront of the house, around the corner :) Did not see this coming tonight at all but I'm not complaining to say the least :) I didn't get to do what I intended to do around the corner though ahah, oh wells :) Throughout the night me and Ben were so blooming happy and proud of each other because we got with the birthday girls AHAHAHAH :') We like shouted at each other saying we were the best and high fived each other so much AHAHAHA. We are the biggest losers in South Australia.

The car ride home was so funny as well, me and Ben were laughing at like literally everything and Sam was scared that his dad would beat him up and that just made me and Ben laugh even more AHAHAHAHAHAH. We called up JZ to ask if I could sleep over and it was the funniest phone call ever ROFL :'). Unfortunately the answer was no AHAHAHA. Fabian dropped me home around about 12:30am, I got in bed and called Kimberly N. my gal. I have literally no idea how, but our call ended up lasting like 3 hours and we just talked about random shit, it was perfect. Didn't end up going to sleep until like 4:00am LOL.

This night was the bestest <3 Thank you so much to Djamila and Julia for the night and HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THEMx100! :) Also many thanks to Fabian for driving us there and each and all of us to our homes or wherever we wanted to go after the night had ended, he's a real original SK (srs)

Look at all our anticipation faces on the picture in the right BAHAHAHAHA

Anthony Disib's 18th

Had Anthony's 18th BBQ last Saturday on 17/08/2013 and haven't gotten around to blog about it :P. Got picked up by David at 7:30pm and Sammy and Zoe were in the car. We then went over to Ben's house and picked him up. The bus ride was pretty funny, played some beats and got around to singing and half-cranking like wankers. Made me feel all warm and fuzzy tbh :D

Eventually we arrived at Anthony's and there were already other lads and ladettes there. His house is really nice ahah, like really really modern and all. was mirin' house aesthetics. Alot of his family and family friends were over and they were older than us so it was bit awkward but it was still chilled. His dad was being the best bloke, it was sick ahah. His uncle was actually the biggest cunt though and was so abusive to all us (Anthony's friends) LOL. He was like being all racist and called Ben a Scottish cunt AHAHAHAHAHA :'). He also was hacking into me because I was wearing a singlet LOL. The chilli night consisted of massive chills and talking to people, I think I drank approximately 10 beers that night but I was barely tipsy. That midori shit tasted amazing but it was terrible like intoxication wise :/ waste of calories.

The car ride back to Jenna's house to sleep over was so funny LOL, It was me, Ben and Olyvia in the car with Jenna driving. Jenna has like this sun roof thing and me and Ben decided to pop out of it like you see in the movies and it was not as good as it seemed in the movie AHAHAHAHAHA, we kept on saying there was a fair amount of wind up there all the time, which there was, and it was sooooooo fucking funny <3. David, Sammy and Zoe were also in their car with us and we kept on interacting with each other and shit :) Unfortunately though, that night I pursued the wrong girl for sure rofl. Such a disappointment :(

Hope Anthony had a magnificent birthday and many thanks to him for inviting me! HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANTHONY YOU SEXY ITALIAN STALLION

Photo of Anthony and his relatives on the night (I don't have any photos of the night LOL)

Doing good

Recently had a talk with one of my bestest friends about his life and a big decision that he would make that would change his life completely. We had a very long and very deep talk. This is the first time in as long as I can remember where I have actually done something real for someone..... Never had a bigger eye opener before in my life.....

This bloke is seriously the bestest bloke and he was the first one. The times that we have been through and everything, I simply can't describe it. Would not go back and change a single thing with this cunt, fuck. Getting teary here guys ahah.

I talked him into doing what I think is the best course of action for him after he was really adamant on taking the other option. He slept on it and decided today to go with what I advised him to do. I am sure this is the  option for him and I know he will make it. If there's anyone out there, he will be the one that makes it. Fuck what everyone else thinks, especially the people "higher up". This guy is a 100% sick cunt and anyone who says any different can literally go fuck themselves right in the asshole.

Brother's cute concert

Went to my brother's school's concert tonight, Tenison Woods Catholic School, at 7:00pm. Yeah, that's right, Big B Dogga follows in Big C Dogga's footsteps primary school wise :P

Got there a bit late because I had just gotten home from my workout in town and needed to down some protein. Place was packed so I had to sit in the back, which ended up being better anyway. Had so much room to spread out like a bald eagle.

Didn't really know the story through and through since I missed the beginning but from what I understood, it was about how parents of a family went on a holiday to watch some whales and they left behind a magical TV. The kids weren't meant to open the TV from it's box, but being the little cunts that they were, opened it anyway and the whole 1.5 hours of the play was about how shows kept on coming to life and sung wonderful songs rofl.

My brother was in a song that I can't quite remember but he danced like a real mad cunt lol, mass respect <3. He was sort of standing away from the group that was dancing and I could really distinct him ahah, I'm proud of the little fucker. In other parts of the play, there were some really fat girls that were dancing and it was the funniest thing AHAHAHAHA, yes I know I'm a huge prick :(.

110% pure aesthetic overload - Calum Von Moger

Have never actually seen anyone that was this aesthetic (srs) (no homo), guy looks like a combination of Arnold and Gregg Plitt, fuarkkkkkk. Seems like such a humble and chilled guy as well. He has the 1960s bodybuilding era style body where it is pure aesthetics and not too much mass, mirin' fuarking hard. He is one joocy cunt. Strong ideal physique is strong. Would definitely blow up an orphanage to attain (not srs). He also dresses up like the olden day bodybuilders, god I wish I could go back in time so dressing up like that was what still awesome. Short shorts and converses all the way.

Have watched this video like 10 times a day for the past 3 days LOL (no homo again). Can't get over how much of a shredded cunt he is and the music and editting is also sick cunt status.

Real talk G units

Not sure if you readers saw my previous post but it was a really sad and depressing post but then I pulled my thumb out of my fucking asshole and plugged it in the water ducts.

Revelation:
Realised before I asked, I said fuck it. I'm going to take a chance. Because you miss 100% of the chances you take, or so they tell me (Zoe's stalker's line). Sort of was like a 50/50 thinking it would work but it unfortunately seems like it didn't. I did give it a try this time, try and be a good guy and everything and just be myself. Unfortunately it didn't work :/ It's a real shame, I know I'm going to dull over this moment for a while to come but that's life (Jej's line LOL). I thought you were so special as well ahah, guess I'm on dat dere oneitis time, lets be honest. Probably have your second half to your popsicle ice cream now anyway :/ Beaten by another gay cunt and gay cunts that you meet at clubs and shit, makes me not feel like such a sick cunt :( That's just my ego talking though lol. Have the biggest ego in the world, it needs to sit it's ass down and chill with a chill pill.

When I really think about it, I'm happy I took the shot. Before I did, I was actual that scared lol. Scared of rejection but then I did it anyway, got rejected hardcore and major FZed but I did take the chance. No matter how many times you get knocked down, life is about getting back up just that one more time. Fuck it, we're all gonna make it. If we were meant to be together, we would've been by now. Nothing is stopping us, like legit. We just aren't because some people can't get over the bullshit past. Bullshit I tell you guys. I am going to shred some serious shit this weekend, fuck it all.

Sad picture.

Deece shreds

Hit up a really hard chest and biceps session today. Love it when someone comes along and you can work in with them for a body part and can spot each other likes bawses. Went super heavy on chest today and absolutely tore the muscle fibres, feelsgoodman.jpeg. Feel though as if my workouts lately have just been going through the movements since I've been so mentally and physically drained from school, not enough sleep, etc. Feelsbadmanjpeg. Need to get into that mindset again where each set is to each it's own and I need to pump out each on to my maximum abilities, real talk G.

One thing that I absolutely have hatred towards is when you look in a mirror at one place and you think you look huge but see yourself at another place and think your a pipsqueak rofl. These photos were taken after my workout and I'm pretty happy with it so thought I'd post it up on ye ole blogger clogger :)

Sneaky photo I took of a science teacher that teaches at my school to show David LOL

Piss up after exchange

Cormy decided to host a piss up to celebrate at his house on Wednesday night. Got there around about 8:30pm with the wogs and chilled hard, there were already some good people there so got around to saying hi to everyone and mingle like a dingle berry. Anthony's parents own a meat factory so there was some prime meat there! Doesn't mind a bit of protein every now and then ahah.

Night consisted of mass chills and talking to everyone. Was nice getting around the lads ahah :D Funniest part of the night was carrying Emil out to Aiden's car because he was absolutely munted and vomitted all over his clothes and everything. So people decided to strip him of his vomitted clothes and we carried him out. Never before, have I witnessed such a funny site, like legit. There were about 20 people all crowded around him and we couldn't even carry him. Ontop of that he was in his undies and shit. Omg, it was so funny :') Would definitely be the second hardest time I've ever laughed. Hardest time was at Jenna'as place with Olyvia and the Harry Potter vid rofl. Emil was like literally dead and we were all just laughing :'), would relive this moment so hard if I could.

Everyone started streaming off at 11:00pm, was originally gonna sleep over but pretty much only year 11s were sleeping over so decided to head on home. Was just having one of my overthinking moments again, even after a good night and started feeling the downs but I was a bit drunk still so was like YOLO and started skype calling with someone. Was chilled as hell and actually had a really really fun time talking to them ahah. Hope they felt the same way :).  Vid call lasted like 1.5 hours and ended up sleeping at like 1:00am

Us watching Emil play Beerpong. Yeah it's a screenshot of an instagram vid, don't try and play it like a vid guys :P

More Melbourne Exchange pics

WE WON THE EXCHANGE! (soccer decider)

Can't believe we actually won. Factors as to why this is the fucking best win in the history of the world:
- It is the last year for us (year 12s)
- MHS boys came over here, we had the home crowd
- Our school had lost it for 10 years and WE won it back
- We were tied until the last even which we barely won

Since all the basketballers went to knock our on the Wednesday, last day of the exchange, we didn't get back until the final event of soccer was on and it was only in the last 20 minutes or so since the game went into overtime because the score was 0-0. Sweet fuck, never has a game been more intense

When we scored, literally everyone that was watching ran on the fucking field. Omg, the celebration was actually that good :'). Everyone was just piling on and screaming and chanting and screaming..... was so fucking sick and I'm not even that into soccer lol. It would've been like 200+ people and I can imagine the people on the bottom of the pile on would've been that squashed.

After some more playing, the game finished and everyone ran on this time. Like everyone. We were all actually that happy. I'm not sure whether we were happy that we had won the exchange or that we had beat those fucks in soccer or whether people just wanted to run around screaming LOL. In the pile on and running, I lost my wallet and phone on the ground and my glasses nearly fell off ROFL. I"m such an idiot, shouldn't have been wearing glasses and should've held my phone and wallet :P My phone ended up being like 15m from where I was and thank god it wasn't broken, was only muddy as hell from being pressed into the dirt and my wallet was only like 5m from me :)

In the ending ceremony, there was another war cry and everyone jumped in again and screamed shit at the top of their lungs. Man it is actually so good to win it, like fuark. Hope everyone else had heaps of fun as well and everyone seriously did so fucking good <3 Without a doubt, the best exchange I have ever been in.

Basketball team + Michael H. lol. Shit this is a good photo

The wrap ups. If you viewers are or aren't from AHS, please watch this anyway! They are actually legit sick. Big shoutout to Sam T. For creating such awesome vids.

School Basketball Knockout

Our Open A's team had school knockout on Wednesday and I decided to go for the extra supports and because there weren't any good sports in the Melbourne Exchange on anyway. I caught the bus from home to Wayville and when I got there, it was alot more packed than I thought it was going to be and it turned out there were girls there as well ahah. When the girls played, I noticed they were like really team structured if you guys know what I mean.... but they still played like girls, the queers :D. Couldn't help but think some would beat the Open B's in games LOL.

I came at like 12:00pm so I missed half the games already and ended up watching us vs. Tenison Woods twice. Interesting note: that's like the highschool of my primary school, Tenison Woods Catholic School ahah. Never thought I'd ever see them because they are really far away but hey what do ya know ahah :)

Unfortunately we lost to them twice :/ The first game, I seriously thought we had it and only lost by 2 points. I think in the end, we finished at in 4th or 5th place. Was a pretty chilled day and was nice to see people on dat dere basketball time. Saw some dunks from people in Concordia as well which was pretty sick, the guy didn't seem super tall but he could still dunk it. Must have a lot of them fast twitch muscle fibres in his legs or something, I'm jelly.

Playing the Melbourne Exchange

Just have to say, thank you to each and every single person that supported me to get me on the courts and that cheered and chanted my name. Never have I actually felt like more warm and fuzzy and shit, I don't even know why people like me because I'm such a shit cunt rofl.

What happened today was legit like a fucking dream or something you see on Mighty Ducks. Had the Melbourne Exchange basketball game at 9:00am today (Tuesday, 13/08/2013) and we were absolutely dominating them. Everyone played extremely well and it was sick watching people play. Basketball is easily the most interesting sport of the exchange, by a mile as well. I wasn't allowed to play the last game because my name wasn't on the score sheet but due to everyone supporting and Thuy being the nice person she is, I got on!

Far out, like words seriously can't describe what happened today. 3 minutes left and we were up by 20 points and everyone starts cheering and chanting my name so Shillas puts me on. Got on and everyone was like cheering even harder :'), felt like I was someone special ahah :'). Was so confused though and was like the shittest person on there but no-one seemed to care and the team was like supporting me to the max. Sammy and sam were like so happy that i was playing and like genuinely happy, I would stuff up multiple times but they would just have the biggest smile on their faces and say it's alright. What was even better was that the crowd was like constantly cheering for me. Ammanuel and David were being sick cunts and made sure that it was set up so I would always get the ball and be able to take shots <3. In the end I took a total of 5 shots and got 1 in and scored us 2 points LOL. It was a lay up and while I was jumping I felt like I was gliding through the fucking air (srs). One shot I got rejected hard by David's billet, Tristan and the crowd was like booing him hard and shit, feelsgoodman.jpeg. Had one shot at the 3 and I missed it unfortunately but all is good! If I had gotten that 3 in, shit would've legit hit the roof. I had a chance at taking the buzzer beater shot because everyone was feeding me the ball but unfortunately I didn't know time was up and just passed off to Ammanuel lol, I should've taken the shot :( Oh the many regrets of life. What's I find really crazy is that I scored more points than Jorden, Greeny and David Stevens :P Had the interview afterwards at WhoWon.net.au and they were asking me questions on who was MVP and shit and I made sure to mention the very best ;).

Everyone is actually the best and I can't even type how good it is at how everyone was supporting me and everything. I don't even think I am that much of a good person but apparently I am to have everyone cheering and shit. FUCKING HELL VIEWERS, IT WAS SO GOOD :'). Seriously wish I could do it again <3. Very very big thank you to the man Ben Rens for believing me and wanting me up there since day 1 (fuck he's so awesome), Brennan Cox and Shillas for actually doing the deed.

End score was 53-30, our way :D. I can now say that I officially played in the exchange and sweet fuck it was brilliant (srs). Thank you to every single fucking one, legit. This is the best exchange ever.

MY INTERVIEW WITH WHOWON.NET.AU, WATCH IT: 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdESBW9-h2M

Pretty sure this was after I scored the two points because I'm not on the bench on the far left side. It makes me so happy that I can make other people happy and they don't think of me as a fuckhead loser :')