CLAIRE'S 18th

Had this wonderful party on Friday, 16/11/2013 :D. Was hell hesitant to pick my ass up and go because I thought it would be full of shit cunts but it turned out ALOT better than I expected. Caught the bus at 8:30pm because I had to deliver my little brother to my cousin's house via dat dere old school transport of walking. Jesus Christ, this was so funny, for the whole 25 minutes we walked. He talked straight for the WHOLE time BAHAHAHA. By the end I was so tired from listening to him BAHAHAHAAH. I didn't even know people could talk that much. It was a good time though :)

Transport to Claire's took a while but it was chilled as durries because I brought a book I recently borrowed at the library and was devouring it harrrddddddd. Feelsscholarlyman.jpeg. Got to Claires at 9:30pm and got around to saying hi to the lads and ladettes. It was nice seeing everyone, she had really changed her backyard and gone the full extent. Great set up with the DJ, tent and toilets and shit. Thought there were going to be more people though but it was still good. Think it was because Chris M. had his party tonight and hard peeps were flexing there.

People were so dressed up it was pretty cool, was hilarious how I just rocked a hat BAHAHAHA. I didn't think people were going to give a flying and come mass casual but I was the only one not dressed up LOL. Oh and Ruby of course with her little sailor hat :P. Was sick cunt status seeing Bec dawg again since the good old good life days as well. Best parts of the night was talking to Ruby about random shit - we have the best conversations when one or both of us are on the piss rofl, hard dancing with the boys - owning the Dfloor with J.W. and The Don xo, talking to Chelsea - so good to see how she's not angry at me after the Iphone incident <3 what a hard hottie, talking to Hamish and talking to G. Bain. Gerry was completely smashed but whenever we talked he seemed 100% sober, it was so funny LOL.

I left at like 11:15 pm to catch Adelaide metros' finest to my humble abode. On the way out I saw Claire walking out there other 2 peeps from the party whose car had broken down I think, they were hard stressing. She seemed hella busy so I just walked off. When I was half way around the road, she yelled out my name and we did a little good bye thing and hugged and shit. Makes me feel warm and fuzzy :$ Dat dere drunk teenage love for everyone ahahaha. Didn't think she would recognize me so far away LOL, fuarking white people 20/20 vision, mass jelly cuz. Hope she had a great night, she definitely put in the effort tonight which was real gangnam style.

This was the most annoyingest and funniest part of the night LOL. So catching busses to and fro at Claire's house took a longer than was anticipated. Waited at Claire's bus stop for 20 minutes and then at the one in town for a solid ~50 minutes. So happy that I had a book with me and was hard reading. Had to catch the H30 as well because my bus stops running after 12:00am. So got off and had to walk another 15 minutes before I got home. This was pretty fun though, cranked some bangers via radio on my phone and danced hard hehehehehe (no weirdo). So let me do the maths for you guys, my total travel time was approximately 3 hours and I was at the party for like 2 hours LOL. Fuarkkkkkk, that's solid. This is what we live for though boys, love it :D. Got home around about 1ish and hit the hay :)

SIDE NOTE: What made this night good was the fact that I wasn't a mad cunt. but a sick cunt, never be a mad cunt, always a sick cunt boys and girls :)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CLAIRE BEAR!