Bussing home and chips

Well well well look who we have here, we have a new addition to the "after-school-but-only-on-some-day-because-we-are-not-really-hungry-and-sometimes-we-cbf-official-chip-tastes!" Dats right the prestigious Danny Lav, brother to morbidly obese Michelle Lav has joined the ranks of the greatest of the greats.

Wasn't planning on eating chips today but since we all hadn't gone in so long i decided to use my hard earned money with my blood, sweat and tears (a shitload of tears because im emotional) and shout the chips. Dats right all $3.50 of it boys :))

Overall was good bonding time and a nice to eat it again since i hadn't had it in a while :)

The oldschool chip gang ahah

The return to Adelaide Highschool for moi

First day of school today :)) when i got on the bus today i was still pretty scared about what everything was going to be like. But when i arrived at school it was all good, saw so many of my friends again it was yucky as boys, yucky as! rofl. Honestly feels good man to see them all again alive and kicking :))

Had assemblies all day long which was pretty boring but i guess its normal for when school starts except for lesson 4 and 5. Was reading my timetable wrong and ended up in my maths studies class on monday but it was tuesday ROFL, saw ms. shannahan and some of the lads in there and said hi to them which was aightttt. Ms. Shannahan still remembers my name ;) kekeke. Worked hard in maths specs class today which was a change from last year and really concentrated, loving my class aswell its so chill fuarkkkk. Hopefully my other classes are this good.

My home group is so gooddam good aswell im loving it hardcore ahahah, only downer is that i don't have Chris Rea :(( was paying out poida so much today though AHAHAHAH so dog but it was sooooo funny.

School's looking pretty bright so far <3 :))

Last day of holidays and im scared what tomorrow brings :(

I'm honestly scared for tomorrow lol, so many factors to take in but i'm not even 100% sure as to why im really frightened lol. I guess its with all the change and year 11 and everything, time has gone by so quick and it has all just flown :((. Maybe i will have a new homegroup this year that will be utter shit and no friends, either way i will miss my old homegroup buddies to the max like srslyyy <3.

I hope i get good subjects and teachers aswell, i also wanna be able to see my friends everyday and majority of the time each day. With all this frees shit and different times im REALLY afraid that i can't and that honestly sucks so much.

Look at me here wishing for all this shit, feels so beta man. Men are capable of doing whatever and thinking whatever they want. If i want something i should be able to go out and get it and achieve. But i guess its normal to be a bit afraid every now and then :/// i hope so because im so afraid. But now i won't be because i know tomorrow will bring new things for me to explore and discover fuarkkkkkkk. Zyzz style yo don't be afraid and never back down <333333.

Night guys and lets all enjoy the new school year!

Original and best zyzz vid srs

Last day of gym redemption with Johnnie

Woke up this morning feeling sloppy as hell, got all my stuffs ready and played 2 games of LoL which i lost one and one won which is aight i guess :). Got on the bus to Fitness First at like 10, honestly couldnt be stuffed working out today lol i don't know why to be honest just felt so tired and didn't feel like i belong for  some reason O_o

Got to the gym and was like goddamit needa change something and pump legs so hard today because its last day, went to the stretching room and guess who i saw, MOTHERFUCKIN Johnnie Chan fuarkkk ahahah, met him a while back at gym and said that one day i would train him, guess it was destined to be today :). He wanted to do shoulders so i was like yea lets do shoulders and arms today. We stretched up and bonded a bit then headed to the weightssssszzzszsz (no homo)(he's a very humble kunt)

Johnnie the HK (humble kunt)

Honestly today i pumped so motherfckin hard with Johnnie, he was my motivation today. I looked like such a shredded cunt aswell. Also helped because he was complimenting me alot ROFL, like im so tanned, "thick" - first time ive been described as that, and huge lol. I'm not even that big lol. Goal today was to get us both sore as fuck for tomorrow which im pretty sure i achieved for him rofl with da supersets.

After gym we went to get something to eat, i got 3 double cheeseburgers for $6 which = 75g of protein <3 and he got a quarter pounder meal. While eating we were talking about people we know from each others schools, his being CBC, and turns out alot of my PS friends are getting bullied now ROFL, feelsweirdman.jpeg. Once we were done we part ways and said bye to each other rofl, he wished i had a good day ahahah, sick kunt.

Thought i had parkinsons

Just saw this pic on my Facebook news feed and i think its so true ROFL.

You can type in like some pretty simple symptoms and get freaked the fuck out of on the internet ahahahah. When i was younger i use to play this fighting game which was so fuckin sick but quit because of so much lag and a FPS game called combat arms. Each time i would play these games i would get so excited and adrenaline rush ROFL so my heart would beat so fast and my hands would shake. At one stage i thought i had Parkinsons ahahahhahah, was a pretty low point in my life to be honest :PP and i was shit scared for a long time ahahaha. Well guess what, turns out i didn't have Parkinsons rofl. Now i know not to worry bout such small stuff because it is most likely nothing :)) Live and learn boys, live and learn.

Camerons pool party

Went to Cameron's pool party today which wasn't half bad :), did some gym in the morning with chest and biceps solo. Original plan was to do back but with my finger i couldn't do it worth shit, could barely do biceps lol. After gym caught a bus over to Davids house, at davids house i just chilled with my homies and pulled out a cold one. Srsly though we played some tekken 6 and i raped his ass a fair bit lol (no homo).

We google mapped Camerons house and saw that his pool was fuckin massive ROFL but when we got these it was actually pretty damn small. I guess it was aight but i just had really high expectations because of google maps, DARNNN UUUUUU. Put on sunscreen for nothing rofl because it was so cloudy and even rained at one. Brought along tanning oil but as you can see i didn't use it :P. 

Overall was a fun and chilled day, didn't get any pics though guys sho shorry :((

Richards 17th part 3

We ran out of alcohol like real soon though so Julie called up her Snafu and he came over with some alcohol, man this baller brought over like 3 or 4 bottles of vodka i think it was. Strong stuffs lol, had that in my hand and was just sipping away at it at one stage which wasn't good. Snafu also brought along some of his friends and i ended up talking to them for a bit ROFL and just saying the stupidest shit. Remember commenting on this guys boots ahahahahahahaha.

At one point i was evev drinking 2 of those Australia Crown lager beers at once AHAHHAHAHA, omg man was the wildest shit ever. I'm so sorry though if i scared people though with the way i was acting, was way too insane and loud rofl. Honestly was one of the most fun nights of my life and dont regret drinking my asss off at all <3 Had my first HK up aswell which was extremely nice, went at it real hard omg lol like real hard :))))). Thanks everyone for helping me have a fun time and i hope everyone else did aswell. Dats right even u David and fuck u julie u douche douche douche douche zayn douche douche. See wat i did thar?

Once you go black you ever go back, and ive gone black - or uc den

Bunch of sick kunts

Love these boys, apparently near the end of the night Gerard was telling a really funny joke. Shame i didn't get to hear it though :PP

Me simply mirin the aesthetics of Julies skirt thing ahahahahah

Richards 17th part 2

When we were at Richards we sat and chilled for a bit and i managed to say hi to alot of people i hadn't seen all holidays which was RAD!!! lulz, he then got some drinks out and i didn't start drinking at first but then i was like fuck it lets have a fun time (jokes peer pressure fucked me, nah srsly it didnt rofl). Took bout 3 shots and then started to do some fuckin Corona fuakrkk yeaaa AUSSIE MATE FUCK YEA AUSSIE DAY FUARKKK. Srsly though got pretty damn drunk pretty damn quick ROFL, so goddam weak compared to others like Gerard who is a strong aussie heavyweight.

I'm pretty sure i remember bout 90% of last night and i think there are vids. Did some fuckin crazy shit man omg fuarkkkkk, remember shaking alot of peopls hands ROFL and just fuckin running so many laps. I kicked so many chairs and felt like a fuckin king, honestly felt like i had so much power. Remember at one point i was spilling philosophy to David and was telling people about my form when working out ROFL AHAHAHAHAH. When we ran out of alcohol the first time i went to the tables and just drank the leftovers of EVERYONES drink rofl, so festy ahahahahah. I didn't even care what it was like fanta, water, alcohol, solo or wateva :PP

Get shredded or die trying

"Jesus christ that sunset is so amazing ahhhhhhhh" Fuckin homos rofl, strong jaw aesthetics on Michelle ROFL ahahahahah

Strong penis straw LOL and noooooo you guys arent cute

Alright then guys we arent in the mafia stop walking with ur dicks up each others asses AHAHAH.

DA CAKESSS

sexyyyyy

Richards 17th part 1

Had Richard's party tonight yooooooo, was a pretty full on day already but i decided to make it even more fuller like an overflowing pool because of fat people in it fuarkkkkk ahahahaha. Went to the gym and hit up some hardcore shoulders and triceps with xenophons who was doing chest and bis (aint no time better than shred time). After that decided to head the beach which was pretty killer. Final opportunity to tan up like a motherfucker before tonight ;)). After beach headed home and showered, original plan was to bus to Richards from the beach but i got changed and headed to Michelle's house to get driven there with David because i was tired as hell and didn't wanna get there tooooo late. At Michelles house played cards with David and the brothers while she was getting ready. She had some music playing yo and it was from this blog, check it out for the shizzzz :)

http://bexpham.tumblr.com/

Me and David did end up fighting each other and paying each other out alot which her brothers found really funny rofl, most likely laughing at us though and not with us :(. Her sister drove us there after because she is a very nice girl and can drift like the DK, hope you fucks know what that is lol :))

Left to right: Michelle the maniac, jenna whom ive met once and melissa - the driver DFA ferk, mirin ferk?

Motivation for today

Today we got out and we destroy boys, pure destruction

Zyzz, forever the uniter

Still find it a little bit hard to believe that Zyzz is dead tbh. When i first heard the news i thought it was fake but then when i realised it was real i felt very very sad. Weird how even the gods amongst us can fall. He still motivates me to this very day to lift hard as a truck and strive to be the best i can be.

Saw this vid of Chestbrah talking bout his brother, Zyzz just yesterday and just had to make a blog post about it. Very sad watching it but i know that Zyzz would be proud of his brother. Not sure if Chestbrah is just putting this on for show because i'm pretty sure he's naturally a dickhead but he still has my respect :)

Get shredded or die mirin'

Brothers till the end

Stationed stationary for schoolness

Hit up the Big W and OfficeWorks today for some stationary. Bout time i ended up buying it lol with only like 1 week left until school. Been trying to avoid saying this on my blog but i can't believe these holidays flew by so fast :( So badddddd nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo :((.

Dats right i spread dat shit like cash baby cash baby cashhhhh. Yea i actually set this all up for a blog photo AHAHAHAH shit im a sad cunt ROFL

Close up side shot baby and a nice and even closer shot from behing cuz im a VK (varied kunt) ROFL

P.S. forgot to add the ruler into the photos aswell so dats a little bit less swag as you can tell. Oh and im making this blog post after a shower and wearing grey undies :DDDDDDDD

Its offishal, got my license-shal

Woke up this morning at goddamn 8:00am because i had an appointment at 9:00am. When i got there handed up my stuffs and went in, turned out that my optometrist for today was an Asian guy ROFL. Looked very Asian but he knew what he was doing so it was aight. After optometrist caught a bus to FF baby. Hit up some light weight but nice and controlled reppy chest and biceps with David today. Was a pretty nice workout and felt it pretty well, was sweating a fair bit which was very nice.....and glossy hehehehe :). Afterwards went to service SA to hand in my Optometrist form because i wear glasses. The machine was broken and the line was long as but i still waited for about 30 minutes. Goddam Kyle was eating his tuna while i was sitting in the line rofl. Smiled like a wild mofo when my photo was taken so i hope it comes up funny and sexy ROFL.

Official log book that i received, im mirin dimensions fuarkkkk ahaha

My temporary paper licence that i'll use until i get my real one in 10 days or so they said. And pic that i found which i thought was funny, dad is like alright u just gotta do the triple quarter turn and then reverse into the catgirl. Daughter is like fuck i did not sign up for this shit ROFL

37 degrees and i still get it in

Did some hardcore legs today with david, ming su and johnnie my boy. Pumped pretty hard which was very nice, love it when i sweat like a motherfucker and like get really glossy rofl. Makes me shine like those shiny and rare yugioh cards we use to get <3 good times <3.

After gym today headed over to the beach, just overall pretty chill day as usual. Swam, jetty jumped like a baws now. Still only doing it from the bottom of the railing and like not the top of it ROFL. Dw one day i will grow a set of balls and actually achieve it hehehe :P

Since it was such a hot day today i laid in the shallow part of the water, talkin bout 20cm or so MMMMMHMMMMM (black voice ROFL) and it was literally so warrrrm omg. Like pee in the water warm. Warm water makes chris a happy chris :).

Sexy ass song btw that i found, literally DA BEST!!!!!! Listen or die (no homo)(strong homo saying rofl)

Bus rides around the block

After Stephs i rode the bus back to town, once there was contemplating whether to go to my cousins or back to my house. Stood there thinking for about 10 minutes and went with cousins hehe. Walked to the bus stop in the searing heat like a true man and waited. Little did i know i was awating my doom. Accidentally caught the H30 bus which was actually an express after 2:30pm, thought that only happened to the H31 but it seems not! When on the bus and i was at my stop i pressed the button and the man next to me told me this bus was an express lol. Embarrassing stuffs :P. Had a little chat with him and then got off the bus at the express stop rofl. Started to panic actually because i was so far away from my stop but the guy told me i could catch any bus back so i calmed down like a true man. Here are some random photos i took ROFL.

Bus stop i waited at, the 1 minute thing was actually telling the truth this time.

My view while in this empty yet treacherous bus

Place that was under construction on the way, and a random bin...ROFL mirin' blue aesthetics

Me smiling like a levendi at the back of the bus because dats how i roll

Steph's pool partaaayyyy

Originally i wasn't even invited to this ROFL AHAHAHAH but alot of the other boys werent aswell so i was like what the hell lets just go. Steph's a nice person, felt so dog though at the beginning just "crashing" it as all the yucky boys would say. GETTING YUCKY WITH THE BOYSSSS ahahah greatest line.

Came to gym in the morning at like 10 which was too late and all the boys were leaving so i didnt even get to workout LOL, ah wells better recovery for my wrist :). Caught the W90 there and swam from like 11 am to about 3:30pm. Was only like 4 hours but felt literally like 8 hours, time at the beach flies by so quick lol compared to this. I guess you could say i am the time bender. Also got free pizza and sausages which was a plus ++++ (strong signs faggot). Overall was a sick kunt day and my first but defs not last pool party for these hollies.

Picture of the pool and im prettttyyy sure thats me bout to step up onto the ledge in the black shorts ROFL. Only thinking that because of the extremely dark skin and mildly shaved head, oh and the fuarkin shredded back KAKAKAKAK :P

HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEARRRRR

Original plan was to go to Bilal's pool party but turns out it was Chinese New Year rofl do spent the day and night with family :). Did the really long ass drive to Goolwa again as usual, caught a whole shitload of cockles but i didn't have the best time :(. My wrists are killing me from the weird grip on friday's back workout and my finger can't stay in the water for long. Ontop of that we saw a whole shitload of jelly fish where we were, apparently they were manowars so we had to move down the beach.

They were babies and only like as big as 3 fingers, apprently they aren't poisonous but the adults are like as big as soccerballs and can kill. Insane stuffs.

The water also had a shitload of seaweed, goddamit im being such a pussy rofl. When we got home literally the WHOLE family came over and we celebrated with some vietnamese gambling and stuffs lol :)) good times yo

Strong typo on "wishing/whising" dats true chinese lads <3

Inspirational shit

Stumbled upon this pic just then and it really blows my mind.

To me pretty much means that you can and could become anything that you want to be. If you continue doing the things that you are doing right now though then you won't be that person and you will always wish that you could be forever and ever (no homo).

Another pic that i found

Was written by Bruce Lee and pretty much reads:

"My Definite Chief Aim

I, Bruce Lee, will be the first highest paid Oriental super star in the United States. In return I will give the most exciting performances and render the best of quality in the capacity of an actor. Starting 1970 I will achieve world fame and from then onward till the end of 1980 I will have in my possession $10,000,000. I will live the way I please and achieve inner harmony and happiness.

Bruce Lee, 1969"

So amazing that someone can have a goal that big and seems impossible so clear in their mind and become so fuckin determined like a goddam monster that they achieve it. Respects to Bruce Lee to the max for this. One day this will be me :)

Marvel Vs Capcom, ultimate

Went over to cousins today, original plan was to go to the beach but everyone cbf so we going tomorrow. Hotter tomorrow aswell so it will be yucky azzzz brosephs. Instead i just played a shitload of Ultimate - Marvel vs. Capcom with my cousin. I usually get raped in the asshole but today after much experimenting i found out what my ultimate team was. Dats right ULTIMATE TEAM, dont do drugs please kids.

Dats right we consist of the Slashing Wolverine, Dashing Wesker and Hadoken shooter Ryu. Love dis team yo <3

Feeling like such a loser though for playing so many games :( If any of my readers out there are thinking bout getting this game, dats right I'm talking to YOU then i recommend it like i recommend eating potatoes.

One monthly month

Been one month since i've done something lol. Is this the right thing to do or take another course of action......Dat is the question we must all ask ourselves. 

I remember seeing this for the first time and just cracking up ahahaha

GOT MAH Lsssss, watch out fast and furious vinny

Hit the back/lats/tried to do traps hard today like a beast with the big Kyle dogga himself. Came to the gym with so much energy and excitement and really managed to pump it out big time despite my finger. Couldn't really go heavy weight though but i adapted and did a few new exercises which were very nice :).

After gym got some subway with da boiz and headed over to service SA to do my Ls at like 2:00pm. Was nervous as hell because i had already failed this once, brought $140 with my today incase i did fail it rofl i would have a second shot :P KAKAKAKA. Hope for the best but prepare for the worst (philosopher here). Got there handed up all my shit and got ready, thank god this time i only waited like 20 minutes, took the written test and managed to pass with a whopping 36/42!!! <3. Was so goddam happy that when i did i was like "yessss" and the asian guy and lady behind me were smiling like cuties. I should've asked for highfives ROFLLLL.

Me giving a thumbs up to the place hehe, was going to take more pics but people were looking at my weirdly LOL keke

Still need to do an eye test though which i will try and make a booking for monday, should be all good. Planning on smiling like a motherfucker for my license aswell fuarkkkkkkkk. Maybe a pink top aswell :P

Jetty jumping like a fuckin boss *WARNING LONG POST*

Hit up some hardcore shoulders and triceps today at the gym, went super hard and adapted my shoulder workout so i could actually do it with my finger. Giving a thanks here to David for helping me beat through this pain :). Super setting skullcrushers with dips was fuckin ripper for tris fuarkkkkk :).

After gym headed to the beach, was the best beach session ever ffs, no exaggeration. Had literally so much fun ahahahahahah...KAKAKAKAKAKAK :DD. Was just overall heaps chill and nice to see the lads :). When i got to the beach though didn't go in the water for 2 hours ROFL because i was hesitant to get my finger wet but later on i jumped in the water anyway kekeke :)). Walked around those 2 hours with literally a SHITLOAD of tanning oil on me ROFL, was glossy as a motherfucker and ripped ;). Was crazy and i think i actually got darker today, getting a bit outta control now rofl.

spf 30+ because we're sunsmart kunts :) 

Did 2 things for the first time today, smoked a cigar with da boizzz and jetty jumped FUARKKKKK. Smoking was a very new experience and was not too bad, pretty tasty and you feel like a sick kunt when doing it but i'm not addicted...not yet....NOT YET!!!! im joking calm down yo.

This is what i looked like, no i didnt ROFL

Jetty jumping was so goddamn scary, David and a few other people eventually convinced me to do it and i thought you only live once so i was like fuck it ill do it and another thought hit my mind about someone that made me feel like a pussy so i was like fuck dis shit i aint no pussy. Honestly was the scariest thing ever the first time, like half way through it felt like i was on that big ride at the Royal Adelaide Show for the first time and my heart dropped ROFL. Went like another 5 times after because im a sickkunt adrenaline junkie now and wanted to truly beat my fear :DD.

Adapting like a beast from the east

Since i did my finger in maaaaaateeee fuarkkkkk ahhhh yea mateee get on it AUSSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI AUSSIE. Alright let's all take a deep breath and literally calm down now ahahaha, man im still a loser :P

Anyways decided to do some abs and cardio today to let me finger "repair" itself. And by that i mean go super hard on abs but do like hardly any cardio hehehe. Did a whole ton of ab exercises today which was pretty damn hard and hopefully shocked my abs like pikachu and raichu shocking another pokemon at the exact same time in synchronisation. Once i was done with abs went down to do some cardio, original plan was to do 30 minutes of cardio but only ended up doing 10 ahah, legs were sore from yesterday cuz i pumped legs hard oldschool style.

Really good oblique exercise in my honest opinion

Crazy Stupid Love

Been meaning to watch this for awhile because i'm a sucker for romantic comedies (no homo :P) and i've heard some great things about this movie, no i hadn't. Just got done watching it through a very slow stream but nonetheless the movie was absolutely epic, dont fuck on me. Shit was funny as hell and i really liked the ending hehe. Love the bit where they all meet up and the main guy/Cal's house and they all fight but none of them can then one of the guys is like "I dont even know you" and jumps onto another guy ROFL AHAHAHAHAHAH because he punched him first. Was so funny and awkward, loved it to bits (no homo ffs).

Would highly recommend it to everyone out there yo! Quality 5/5 stars no bullshit or horse manure.

Good stuff, well worth the time guys, WATCH IT OR ILL COME AT U CUNTS

Subway VIP cards aren't for fat lards

Hit up some legs today at Fitness first with David which went rather smooth like a smooth criminal (respects to MJ <3). Did everything cept for squats and did 2 hammie exercises this time instead of one which was very hard. Sweated like a motherfucker and since im tanned now i looked glossy like a REAL man, alright ima calm down now. After Fitness First me and David went to go eat Subway, ordered the usual meatball sub BABAYYY but when we got to the end the guy gave us the new VIP cards and he gave David a shitload ROFL and me like 5. Later on we sat down and david said he gave me so many and i was like seventeen? and it turned out it was actually 17 VIP cards ROFL. Shit im a mind reader now boys and girls :P.

Old Subway card, respects.

New cards mah boi. Dayum im ballin'

Sucks cuz like the old card looked more aesthetic in my wallet but all is good, change is nice :).

After subway David and I (dats right correct punctuation) met with the rest of the boys at the beach. Honestly wasn't the best day because of the weather and i couldn't swim with my finger ffs, which is getting better though so its aight, after all i am an.......immortal ;)) KAKKAKA