KK present from Strali Vozzzz

So today was an average day as usual u know just chillin, killing some wogs. No offense i love you wogs <3 But srsly the day was good already and at recess u know i was just eating my protein as usual and then out of nowhere i get assaulted by this weird turnip head, but then i realise it was Strali so i wasn't scared i was goin to get hit but instead scared that her ugly face might be contagious. ANYWAYS she said she had my KK present in her locker rofl and said she was going to give it to me at lunch. Well fuck my asshole let me think about this, i have waited 3 months for this shit now i have to wait another 1.5 hours, well fuck u AHAHAH.

Do you even lift?

Anyways lunch came and she brought it out and i was like fuck me in the asshole is this really happening sweet lord. It even came in a cute little grey wrap paper with a green bowtie. Highlighting the aesthetics of the greenness like how white highlights my tans <33333. Smart raptor girl ahahah. 

I felt like taking a shit after i saw it tbh

Knew straight away it was a lunch box :DDD but was like wtf is inside it. Sounded and felt like a glass that you drink out of ROFL. I was like fuck this bitch is she goin to smash it into shards and then throw it into my eyes O_o. Opened it and turned out in the end it was tuna YAYYYYY <3333. Dats protein for you right there.

Pretty neat but ease up rofl

In the end she brought me roughly about 70g of protein and a new lunchboxx!!!! loving life. We all made a deal where i have to eat the tunas in a certain order so i will do as she and others say because im obedient. (They better not push their luck or this fuckin bear will attack RAWRRR). Srsly though thank you heaps and heaps strali V dogga and hope you have a great day because i will clear the skies because im happy now. <33333. Fuck off now im not being nice anymore

Tuna and my sandwich in a tower ROFL, and alright jasmine ur cool

Wow she looks cute when shes concentrating. And by concentrating i mean mirin' the muscles near my pelvis bone ;)

It aint easy havin swag but i get it done. New lunchbox btw ontop of old one. Strong spoon, strong wrapping paper, strong hand that looks like a foot at first glance, strong everything. (no homo)