Her and I

Us doing the same pose AHAHAHAHAHAHA, look at how seductive she is being. OMG i really like it ahah :) Let's just say it is having "some" effects on Champagne Papi ;)) Ur still a loser though Jasmine. And fuck me at my wrinkles lol (strong old man complexion)

We are pretty cute right here i have to admit though, texting these pics to each other and what not :$

The Avengers! *CONTAINS SPOILERS*

Went to go watch the Avengers with a certain someone today at Arndale. Met at like 2:15pm since the movie was at 3:10pm and i felt like we needed just a bit of alone bonding time :DD.

The movie was actually pretty good but i think i had my expectations too high at the start. The fight scenes were FUARKKIN SHREDED CUZZZZ and i loved the scene where the black widow interrogates Loki ahaha but we don't even know its an interrogation and like the movie makes it out to seem that the whole team is falling apart but it turns out they aren't and she interrogates the fuck out of him. Mad respects team (dats right its MY team LOLOL).

Ending was the best though where the Hulk had left and then he came back and a big serpent thing was coming at him bro. And the Captain America was like you might want to turn into the hulk first to bruce. And Bruce was like, u wanna know the secret as to why I haven't had transformations lately? (at this point i thought he was going to be like cuz of this and pull out a bracelet or something) But out of nowhere he was like....because i'm always angry and transformed into the Hulk and raped the serpent BOOOOOM FUARKKKKK FUARKKK FUARKKK <333. Was honestly the best part of the movie like srsly even though it was so small. Was so fuckin alpha :'). Just means that he can control his power now which is so fuarkin good ahah. Idk i just love the Hulk.

Throughout the movie though there was a bit of "trouble" which was really bad :(( but i guess the people involved managed to work through it in the end :))..... i like dat.

In conclusion the day was rather nice except 50% of the time it was sorta bad for some strange, strange, ridiculous reason. But fuck it not everything is sun shine and rainbows, now that i think about it i'm happy to have spent the day with Giuseppe :))

 

Thor's a huge sick kunt cept i think they shouldve made him stronger and Captain America is an absolute G aswell.

Shaving my manly egg head and jawline

Hair had been growing out for a pretty long time now since dats what Jasmines likes and since i'm a whipped cunt i have to do what she wants :DDD AHAHAH (I keed, I keed). Lots of people were saying it was really long though and it was starting to get annoying for me so i decided to shave the beast. Was meeting Jasmine later on in the day anyway so i wanted to look fly ;).... Last thing she would think i look with a shaved head is fly though AHAHAHAHA.

Shaved it a number 1 all round which is actually short as hell but i like it :) Hopefully my bald head doesnt get too cold against the harsh winds of the Norse Gods. Also shaved my shame of a beard and moustache as i didn't want to leave any little hairs for her to pull out AHAHAH cuz she loves doing quirky shit like dat. Shes a quirky one...i like it ahah :$

She asked me awhile back when i proposed shaving my head, to give her a "lock" so to speak of my hair. I decided to go one better because im just an all around sick kunt and went with a bag of my hair AHAHAHAHAHA. Good times :))

 

AHAHHAHA WOWWWWW, look at those gollum fingers. Love it :D

Strong bag and tag aesthetics :))

Anzac Day park with Jasmine

Original plan for me was to gym in the morning then go meet up with jasmine lol, but that went to hell unfortunately :( woke up too late. Was like screw it since this was probably one of the last times Jasmine would see me with my long hair while i was in casual, i decided to do my hair up ahah :P Ended up straightening the fuck out of it and applying some good ole gatsby, not bad for a faggot :DD.

Original plan was to meet up with her at 11:30 because she wanted to "wake up early," AHAHAH but we ended up seeing each other at 12:30pm :P. I got there at like 12:00pm and just walked around the suburbs and found a place to piss ahah :P an italian man drove past and just stared at me AHAHAHAH fuarkkk a rerererere. Just stayed at the park and chilled with her for like 5 or so hours and got home at like 7:30pm via bus :) 

Very nice day just sitting there with her doing absolutely nothing ahah :$

My phones got good colour she says, shes defs mirin' boys fuarkkk a re (i like her)

Me being a fuarkin sexy cunt FUARKKK A RE, now i know why she was sayin i looked nice ahah :$ fuck im actually sexy as fuck cuz.(no homo)

After school towning

Went to town with Jasmine after school on Tuesday and just walked around and chilled. Took a few selfies if u get my drift ;) (there is no drift lol, im not a drift king yet :()

Actually the most cutest thing ever (srs) just wanna kiss those lips lol like OMG FUARKKK A RE

My first ever selfie on the left lol :P like how its all me in the photo? AHAHAHAH

I look like donald duck :P

Lesson in life.

Initiating the school term 2

First day of school today, set an alarm on my new phone and surprisingly in the morning it was actually REALLY loud rofl ahahhahah. Actually scared the shit out of me and was scared it made a racket around the house :P Ah wells you win some you lose some :) Ate my usual 3 eggs, a banana and a cup of milk and was ready to go. Was meant to moisturize myself today but didnt have the time :( Was planning on smelling extra nice for Jasmine today but it seems not.

School was actually pretty good, english first up was a huge bludge so that was a good start. The 3 lessons of maths weren't too helpful but i eased into them which was also good :) Chemistry at the end of the day was just an info soaking time and i managed that well aswell since our usual bad teaching teacher wasn't there.

Overall not a bad first day and it was really nice to see some of my friends again :) (by friends i mean my school shoes because i don't actually have any friends LOLOOOLOL)(srsly i have friends...i hope? :DD)

These school holidays are coming to an end

Today is officially the last day of the school holidays :(. Yesterday was meant to be my last day at Fitness First but i was like screw it. Never take any days off boys, because that's what makes u second. Caught the bus at like 1:40pm and gymmed for a solid 1.5 hours. Worked out shoulders and traps today and was really happy that i pumped hard as a motherfucker. Felt like a huge sick kunt, near the end though i was so tired but thinking of a certain someone drove me on :$ (strong cheesy line ahahaha).

After gym went to Woolies to buy 1.8kg of chicken breast and some milk. First time i had gone grocery shopping in awhile ahah :P Feelssogood.jpeg. Once grocery shopping was over went over to my cousins house and spent the rest of the day there :)

Not a bad final day of the holidays but definitely could've been better if i had seen Giuseppe :((

These holidays have actually been REALLY good to me, definitely on par with last Christmas holidays if not better which is really hard to beat. All thanks to a certain someone ahah :), fuckin love it. Just wanna thank you ahah :) means alot. Like actually ALOT (srs) <3

Cash money pics and quotes

The Lucky One....is Jasmine or maybe its me lol

After shredding today for the last time these holidays i wandered around town for like an hour, goin to EB games and stuffs. When it was like 1:45pm i went to the bus stop as i was meeting Jasmine at 2:15pm at Arndale and then watching The Lucky One with Zac Efron the sexy cunt at like 2:50pm. When we saw each other the first thing she said to me was, "Why are you wearing a singlet?" AHAHAHAHH WOWWWWWWWWWW, not a , its good to c u or anything....cool.....cool.

The movie ended up being "alllrighttt," wasn't the best and i didn't really get to spend any quality time with Jasmine as she was too entrenched into it :(( so sad :'(. Story of the movie was actually quite stupid lol and the first 30 minutes of it was just rushed as a motherfucker which was a real shame, sighhhh. Ah wells you win some you lose some :) Turns out after the movie was over Jasmine didn't really like it either so we ACTUALLY could've spent some quality times :(.

After the movie went back to Jasmine's house at like 5:00pm or so and when we got there her family was over so we both ended up playing with the 7 kids which were like 5-10 years old. They were quite a handful but it was still good. It's nice to play with little kids every now and then (no pedophile). Another plus is that Jasmine said i actually looked SOOOO CUTEEE when i was playing with them ahah :$ she just wanted to do many things to me :$. Ended up going home at like 8:30pm :)

Overall was a pretty darn good day, only shame was that i guess the movie was bad and we didn't really get any "US" time with all the kids everywhere but all is good. I'm still happy though because i spent the day with her ahah (no homo plz) hope she feels the same, the fag <3

Found that the beard didn't really hide his baby face that well, im still mirin' though. Fuck the bitch

Weird 3D panorama picture taking thingy on my phone that Jasmine used. Didn't end up too good :P

Our tans look pretty good, oh and we look pretty cute i guess....not really.....its like lorax (jasmine) standin next to a shredded cunt (me)....wait a second... it's EXACTLY like that DUN DUN DUN.

Final hours of Fitness First - term 1

It was a harsh but fairly warm Saturday morning (ROFL makes no sense), woke up nice and early at like 8:20am and was ready go to and fuarkin shred it one last time. Was meant to go with Aiden today and train but he wanted to rest and sleep in so i went solo. Worked out back, triceps and abs today for a solid 1 hour and 40 minutes.

Was actually the best pumping session yet, i think. Pretty sure it was because this was my last day, makes me think we could all achieve greatness and whatnot if we treat every day as out last day....hmmmm......(im a philosopher now a re, FUARKKKKK). After the gym sesh went for a bit of solo steam room sesh because i had time to kill and snapped some final progress photos for the term 1 holidays with my new 8 MP phone <3, actually makes a huge difference lol. Pretty damn happy with my physique now aswell which is killa. Sent a pic to Jasmine and she was pretty happy with it aswell AHAHAHA :$ only getting better from here so watch out boys, shredder is coming in (im not actually a shredder but i am a loser LOLOLOL).

Official weigh in at a comfortable 75kg :) and me accidentally taking a pic of the ground when i was tryin to not be sus and pretend i wasn't taking photos of myself in the change rooms AHAHAHAH (strong foot)

Straight out of the sauna baby, pretty happy with these pics, strong white ass quads and red undies AHAHHA ;) Actually forgot these red undies at the gym ROFL cuz i was in such a rush to get photos AHAHHAHAHA.

Jasmines house for 8+ hours fuarkk

Went over to Jasmines house on Friday, 20/04/2012. Gymmed it in the morning for some quick shredding ;), really shredded my chest and biceps which was really nice. Once again satisfied with my physique ahah :D. Got to her house at like 1:00pm or something, i know its early but i just REALLY wanted to see her i guess (no homo)(strong homo fuarkkkk)(no shame though) :D. We started off by watching Saw ahah but i was actually pretty damn scared. So gay because she was being the man in this situation :(( dw chris ur still shredded, sort of, not really KAKAKA. After that we had a bit of board games and decided to go with scrabble time ;) After some quality scrabble, we ate migoreng ROFL. I actually don't know how to make it tbh :( so she taught me which was really nice. She looked pretty cute thinking she's all smart and teaching me ahah, love it so much. We ended up eating like 5 packets of migoreng between us :D (i ate like 4 because her bitch stomach can't handle squat diddy) After that we kept on watching a bit more Saw but soon we got bored of it so we just chilled and had a bit more scrabble time ROFL heheheheheheh, it was really nice.

Highlight of the night though was definitely making the honest opinion vids. I cbf doing it at first but i was like u only live once (tbh i was scared of embarrassing myself, idk why rofl everyone knows im a weird cunt). Jasmine was also so excited to do it and her cute cheeks were so cute AHAHH. Vids were actually amazing <33 and i thought we were both pretty fuarkin funny.

Midway through vid making we had a bit more scrabble AHAHAHAHHA but like i got a blood nose ROFLL mid way through tryin to really REVEAL the words so to speak :D AHAHAHAHA. Honestly was a really good day and ended up going home at like 9:30pm <33. Spent a goddam 8+ solid hours with this bitch rofl and i stilll wanted more ahah :$ so weird. I love it.

At the end of the day we realised we didn't actually take any PROPER pics rofl but Jasmine took some really random ones on my new phone to test it out so here they are!

Cool poster but your not cool and ur never calm....

Very comfy pillows, dw guys i know :DD ahaha :P

NOICEEEEE <3

Friday morning motivation

Make this day yours :)

Sony Ericsson Xperia Arc S

Got a new phone today :) Is a pretty good transition but tbh im goin to miss my old phone, can't bring any of my old messages across and i had some good memories with it :'). Time to make new ones anyway! :D

Pic of the old (nokia e63) and new phone 

In the end my statistics on my e63 were:

- Total of 2536 messages received (fuarkkkk good times good times)

- Dialled numbers called duration = 4:54:40 hours

- Received calls duration = 8:19:01 hours (From getting jasmine to call me all the time ahaha :$)

- TOTAL call time = 13:13:41 hours

Here are some random photos on my e63 for ur viewing pleasure lads and ladettes :)

16th and 18th April beaching

Went to the beach on both of these days with Jpeg :)), on the 19th the day started off bad, REAL bad tbh :(. But i guess we beat it and it ended up being good in the end which is nice :). Got some quality tanning done on both days and pretty happy with the colour of my quads now :)

Strong random coming in both pictures :P

Guidance

Someone give it to me please.

Originality

Should've stuck on your original path chris, stupid stupid stupid. Maybe things would've turned out brighter. All these maybes, why don't u fuckin grab your balls and pull the reigns of this horse and take shit into your own hands?

Grinding

I'll grind this day out boys :) Come at me bad day, is that the best u've got? :) (no homo)(slightly homo)(jokes no homo)

Casual sunday beach sesh

Met up with Jasmine at like 1:45pm in town and then went to Henley Beach. Let's just say she can't swim due to some sort of "leakage" AHAHAHAH :P. Anyways i thought she was going to wear a bikini with just jean shorts on and like bring all her stuff. But BAM she just wore normal clothes and didn't bring shit AHAHAHAHA :P i love it. Lucky thought i brought my shit :), wasn't much but it was enough. Wasn't going to let this lack of stuff ruin my day though, no sir-ey, dats not me :).

We caught the H22 there and spent 4 hours at the beach. Afterwards we went back to town and it was night time ;) KAKAKAKA, dats when i hunt boys, dats when i hunt ;) We went to a secluded place at elders park and i guess we enjoyed each others company :D. These indians though were playing cricket for some reason at this time of night and they saw me and was like come over here and have a bat ROFL, so i was like yea sure why not :P First time batting with Indians though tbh :P Felt so weird but so good at the same time AHAHAHAH :P Jasmine was supporting me the whole time though so that was very nice AHAHAHAH :P. After the match we just sat and just chilled and just talked and sat there together with each other and stuffs. Feelssogood.jpeg ahah :$ Overall really good day, even though it seemed like it was going downhill we still relinquish the evil in the lands and truly fathomed great power!

Posing at the beach as always :)) fuarkkk jasmine full black, fully sick kunt a re FUARKKK AHAHAHA :P

Dats right we got the seagulls to gather around us because we are the seagull king and queen (dont mess)

The park late at night, was a rather romantic spot i reckon ahah :)

Weird thing we found on the wall LOLOLOLOL :P Can't believe we posed with it AHAHAHAHAH

Yea, this is pre cute i reckon :$ not gonna lie, here she beats me in cuteness :( im defs mirin'....BIG TIME :)