Why do i beach?

Why do i beach you ask? Well its because im a fuckin beacher and i now have a sidekick DUN DUN DUN......its jasmine lulz dont get too excited boys and girls :)) Was a Thursday and first day of the holidays, met up in town with her at like 2:00pm and got to the beach, when i first saw her ahah lets just say ive seen a fair few things but my god lol, her legs looked not bad and she did this little hair push back/flick thing ahah FUARKKKKKKKKK, fuckdisbitch.com.au.

When we got to the beach we walked a fair bit to find a spot, the sun was pretty much covered by clouds, there were big ass waves so we couldn't have quiet time in the water and there was also a SQUATLOAD of seaweed. Despite all this though i wasn't going to get it ruin my day and i think my train of thought had passed onto Jasmine ahah, DATS HOW WE DO IT BETCHES, sorry.

Had a bit of alone time when it was darker at like 6:30pm but the mosquitos and a bloody photographer stopped me GARGHHHH :( Ah wells still had a LOVELY time tonight and it feelsogood.jpeg :))). We still applied tanning oil to eachother even though there was no sun AHAHAHHA ;).

No jasmine ur not a photographer.....JOKES. And theres the CB photographer

Us swapping facial expressions lulzzzz