Late night thoughts

One of the best pictures I've seen on the internet (srs). Not sure if it has the same impact on girls as it has on guys but I recommend still giving it a good lookover! Ones that really hit me have been red dotted and the ones that have been "rectangled" are what really matter in my life right now ahah

UMAT Exam

Got the UMAT exam tomorrow, actually that scared, not really of the exam itself but of the fact that I don't know how and it's sort of impossible to like peak yourself mentally and physically for the exam so you perform the best (if you guys know what I mean ahah).

Like what kind of breakfast should I eat, how much water should I drink, should I consume caffeine to get on dat dere wakey time, should I go for walks the night before or should I just relax and watch movies, should I do homework for other subjects to get the mind rolling or should I just do nothing but then I feel like I'm wasting my time :(. Also, what should I be wearing tomorow to be super comfy and maximize them brain neuron firings and shit. Will definitely be doing stretches tonight though to release some tension in mah muscles and asshole.....wat?

All of this is just minor details and the main fact is that I've put in the hours, well reasonable hours rofl. Just gotta keep on remembering that over 50% of the people sitting the test tomorrow did not prepare at all and I got several months of practice on them. I am also not a dumb cunt and genuinely have a chance at this, it's really slim but I still have a chance. Only regret is on those days where I was feeling like a poophead, I shouldn't have swam in a sea of girliness but sat up straight and done them exams and drills. Ah wells, that was what I wanted at the time and there was no other way I could've done it differently :)

Don't have any moral support at all from my parents but they are sort of having a bad day it seems so I don't blame them. Good luck and all that shit is for the weak anyway :D (Jesus, what am I a mad cunt or something).

Once this UMAT exam is over and I am actually satisfied with how I performed, I am actually going to be THAT free. Free like a dove that has been captured for a few years but was then injected with steroids and released so it could fly even farther.....yeah that's how free bitches.

UMAT? don't you mean....U MAD? I'm a faggot for making that connection

The Earliest birthday present from Kyle

Kyle is seriously one of my best mates ahah, we've had our rough times of me disregarding him big time because I was the biggest fucking dumb cunt and I actually regret it so much. Not sure if it even affected him at all but I was such a dumb cunt. He seems to have forgiven me though and that makes me feel like a happy bald eagle :D

Anyways, first week back of school we were joking about how he forgot my birthday and shit, was giving him so much shit it was beautiful LOL. Out of nowhere though, he gave me a present today ahah! Was not expecting it at all and the picture on the wrapping is the fucking stupidest thing I have ever seen in my life AHAHAHA :').

He got me this cologne which smells pretty damn good and like sex on the top of an ice cream truck, my first actual decent cologne and was something that I really needed. Goddam, getting birthday presents that you need is the sickest. Many thanks Kyle/Ron Weasley/orange/ginger :D This present makes me feel all happy and wanted and all that other gay stuff rofl (srs). Now I need to get him something back to the sly motherfucker.... fuck his bitch ass (I joke, I joke :)) <3 THANK YOUUUUU KYLEEEEEEE, YOU"RE A REAL TOP BLOKE (srs)

"Bietnamese", he reckons AHAHAHAHAH

First night going out to town

Goddamn, this night was full of so many crazy things. Like seriously so many things happened and I could not have asked for a better first time to town <3.

The Night's watch which consisted of me, Lee, Hunter, Yong, Henry and Steven had pre's at Lee's house, he actually has a really nice house ahah. All got pretty pissed and then walked our way to town because he lives pretty close. The walk was chilled as fuck and was the sickest time, took like 30 minutes and consisted of sipping on dat dere gin and tonic and approximately 4000 piss breaks LOL. We got to town andstarted lining up in Red's at 10:30pm. So many peeps were in town since it was last week of Uni holidays and it was sweeeet, so good going with a group of males ahah, feels alpha as well (yes im a faggot).

The line up was so fucking fun, had a funny ass time with so many lads that I had never met before AHAHAHAHA, we were like all talking and joking with SOOOOO many different people because everyone just wanted to talk. Fuck, it was such a great experience to bring random people together. Was so good as well because everyone was drunk and was being "themselves" and laughing at everything. 

Eventually got in after literally a 2 hour wait LOL. Was pretty frustrated at some points while waiting but it was well worth it :D. Clubs are a lot smaller than I thought they would be, but then again this just might be Red Square ahah. Got muzzing real hard and it was great just fucking letting go and not giving a fuck, met a few other people there that I knew there and it was max chilled. Let's just say though, you could count the number of Asians in there on one hand and only one Asian girl was seen that night. So many Aussies, it was like a sea of white.

Left at like 2:30am, to go to Maccas and there I met some chick that I got with. After Maccas, Yong, Henry and Steven left so only me, Hunter and Lee was left. After a huge debate we decided to go back to Red's again and just say YOLO. Got in and danced hard as an echidnas penis when it is sexually aroused. Ran into Conor, Kyle's brother and we danced like motherfuckers rofl :P We were so surprised to see each other there and it was sick. Left the club at like 5:00am and got home around about 6ish hehe.

Seriously such a good night, would definitely do again. FUCKKKKK <3

So much to write but like it's so hard to write it all out since it'd be a 4000 words essay. Was most definitely, without a doubt in my mind, a good experience x100 :D

HIGHLIGHTS:

- Kissed a chick while lining up for Red's, 5/10 on looks (yes, I am a loser)

- Got with the sluttiest blonde slut in Red's and was groping her like fuck, she was 7/10. Should've macked on for longer though I reckon.

- Got with a chick in Macca's 5 times, 7/10 looks. This was seriously the weirdest hook up ever and makes me feel a wee bit guilty. I had just met her and we started talking about game of thrones and then we were reading through all her texts with her boyfriend of 3 months and this bloke who is her bestfriend/use to like her and I was paying the fuck out of both of them and their betaness and their like 10 texts in a row and she LOVED it. Weird how bitches love the alpha dickheads but not the nice, kind and caring guys out there. Was being the biggest alpha and had max foncidence and it worked, was like telling her to kiss me and stuff and she would. Whenever we kissed, we'd kiss for THAT long, like usually the girl is the one that pulls out first for me but she just kept on going. Definitely one of the best kissers I've kissed ahah, like her mouth wasn't completely soaked and wet with alochol and spit and she didn't rush into the tongue. Eventually her friends said they had to leave and I could tell she didn't want to from the body language, feelsgoodman.jpeg. Gave her a quick grope of her bum and another kiss and then she was off :P

- Random people I met in the line up at Red's and at Maccas all thought I was 20-21 years old ahah

- Got rejected a total of 4 times AHAHAHA, after each time I would be like fuck this shit, self esteem minimal but fuck it, they're sluts anyway LOL.

- Saw two fights, one fight between a group of black and white people inside Red's and another at Macca's where some cunt threw the other guy down and kicked him hard in the face, there was blood and all :/ Coppas came soon though and the guy that did the kicking was arrested.

Craig (Lee's dad) is the such an Aussie AHAHAHA

A draw and a win

Had my usual sports filled Saturday today after the holidays, had basketball at our home game against CBC. We were up by a decent amount in the first quarter but the purple wearing phaggatrons caught up and it became such an intense game. In the end, we managed with a draw of 33-33. Was so hectic. Didn't do much this game LOL, was on the bench the majority of the times :( Did manage to get 2 points for us though. Had so many shots but missed, feelsbadman.jpeg but atleast I had a try which is good hehe. Definitely built up my confidence.

There are 3 games left of basketball this season and my goal is to score atleast 10 points across these three games. Come at me.

The A's game was actually that good, CBC had a big ass bloke on their team that scored so many 3s in the first quarter. At one point in the game, they were up by like 25+ points, it was fucked. After some serious balling we came back and won like 54-51, was the fucking sickest. Everyone was cheering soooooo hard, it was so sick <3 In the last 30 seconds, David hit a 3 from the corner and I just went absolute ape shit. Was such a good game ahah.

Had football afterwards against Immanuel at Immanuel college oval. Thought it was going to be a tough game because they are a rich private school but we ended up thrashing them by over 20 goals. Thats over 120 points for you not footballers out there :). Was in the back lines the whole game and didn't get any action at all which is sort of bad. Reckon I should've asked to be put in the centre, next time for sure.

Rockin' Niko's Adelaide comet socks ;)

Chilled skype sesh

Had a great skype session with Jasmine ahah, it was just like the old times when things were chilled ahah. Feelsgoodman.jpeg. We just sat on Skype with each other and like we didn't need anything to talk about but we still talked....if you guys know what I'm putting down rofl. Skype session ended up lasting for 3 hours, was meant to do UMAT revision but no regrets were made that night. Eventually she had to go to sleep because she's weak like that :)

Caught unawares LOL

Hitting the gym harrddddddd

Gymmed pretty hard lately and really satisfied. Like, I'd be having a bad day or bad thoughts in my mind and just crush them all in the gym and generate positive thoughts ahah :D. Can see them strength gains coming along very nicely now hehe, hoping to build some more mass and then summer shred hard. Will be the most shredded I have ever been this summer, without a single doubt in my mind. Took these snappers on the Friday afternoon, surprisingly there was hardly a soul there even though it was peak hour. So, I decided to take some pics kekekek :P

Still such a lightweight ahah.

Them boobs are coming along nicely

My birthday pressies

Was given the greatest DVD by Ben Kahlua and a really thoughtful book by Strals Carls :D Really did not expect a present from Ben at all and when he gave it to me, I honestly felt like I couldn't accept it ahah. Like you know how people say that but they secretly want it? Well that didn't happen to me this time for some reason rofl.

Strali gave me this book that is titled, "Shit happens so get over it," thought it was a very fitting book because I'm a faggot. it's actually full of some pretty good quotes. Some quotes though I read and think it's so stupid but overall its a sick cunt book. She wrote a little message in the front and it's so funny LOL, fuck her and her bitch ass.

MANY THANKS to these two sick cunts <3 The gifts mean a lot and make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside :D

Was so random getting this DVD LOL

She loves the hard encouragement

Pumping weights and pumping the teenage feels

Work outs have been going so well lately, changed from going medium weight with super good form and stretch of all muscle fibres to heavy weight with not the best form. Been taking the easy way out and doing the first method for so long now, should've manned up and done my new way. It is actually so hard, like everything is a struggle. The pump is so good though and actually feel accomplished after every set, like fuck. Feelsgreatman.jpeg. Feel like I have the strength of an ox as well. Pumped chest, shoulders and abs today and after chest I felt like I was going to vomit. Felt this for the last week because of these intense workouts, great sign and feels alpha but feels like shit at the time LOL.

Oh and I also seem to be getting dem feels for a poohead. It's actually so bad. I've only told one person so far, my really great friend :D and sweet fuck, I can't believe I am actually tripping lol. Felt so good to be alpha and single and do whatever I wanted. So much of me is saying yes to this person though.... but there is no way that it would work out. Like I could sacrifice my testicles and it still would not work out. 

Like I don't even want any "thing" to workout FFS because I know it'd end up in the dunny and omg....it would just be such a bad thing.... I can't believe that I'm actually getting jealous as well LOL :/ fml. Actual quite beta, let's be honest. Fuck me in the asshole, right in the asshole. Now, i'm sitting at home feeling bad because of certain happenings right now just like the ole times and being unproductive as hell. Why must dem teenage feels be so overwhelming. Wish, I was a terminator or a machine, yes a machine would suffice. You're a huge cutie though, lets be honest. Would kill if given the chance/10.

In all seriousness, I need to stop this bullshit thinking right now. It'll be the death of me again. And humans only have 3 lives, wanna save the next 2 for my marriage and my annoying shithead children when these come :D

NEED TO RESIST CHARMMMSSSSSS

Losing our heads with Heat

Chelsea, Candy, Ben and I went to go watch Heat at 10:00pm at the Wallis Cinema drive-in. Was actually the worst movie I've ever watched in the history of bad movies, all 4 of us agreed on this universal fact AHAHAHAHA. Like at first it was pretty funny, but the only humour came from the fat woman swearing all the time and that got lame real quick unfortunately.

Even though it was a terrible terrible movie, I still enjoyed my time with what we now call ourselves, "The Crew" LOL, and I hope everyone else did as well :D. Wish we could've chilled earlier in the night but due to people's commitments we couldn't :( but they were legit commitments though so it was alright :)

Chels dropped all of us home afterwards (bless her beautiful soul) and the drive consisted of music, little bit of singing and dat dere shouting at someone on the side of the road kekeke

Would not recommend this movie to anyone, like please God almighty, avoid this movie like the plague. It is actually that bad. I shit you viewers not.

Didn't get any photos of Candy :(

Louise's 18th part 2

Was originally going to sleep over Louise's, or was going to ask anyway since I hadn't planned squat diddly :P but Jenna being the saint that she was let me sleep over with Olyvia. We took Sammy home and omg.... the car drive was the funniest. We went to Hungry Jacks and bought some late night munchies and Sammy put on this African prince accent BAHAHAHAHA OMG :') Famous line was, "I want to a caramel sundae, like my skin." BAHAHAHAHA.

Jenna's house was actually so good <3 Me, her and Olyvia chilled hard and just talked so much shit. Remember all of us lying on the bed together and watching this shredding machine video that was 4 minutes long and we were so intrigued AHAHAHAHA. Jenna was like falling off the bed so much as well. So many like terrible jokes were made that night, but it was the best kind of humour I have witnessed in a long time. Olyvia went to sleep first and me and Jenna didn't sleep till like 5:00am. We chilled sooooo hard and had the phattest DnM, like it was the best conversation I've ever had with anyone in the longest time ever. We talked about life and people and just everything, got me actual so sad but then squeezed her and felt better ahah.

Jenna gave us a lift home the next afternoon and we got some Hungry Jack's breakfast. First time eating hotcakes and it was let down to say the least LOL. They were loving it though :P

Seriously a great night, would do again out of 10 :) I'm so happy to know these people ahah (srs) (strong homo) IT WAS SO FRICKING FUNNY ALL THE TIME <3

She's meant to be a mermaid and I'm Bart Simpson lol

Louise's 18th part 1

Had this wonderful even on the Wednesday. Was picked up by Chelsea and Candy around abouts 8:30pm, so many thank yous yo them for picking me up even though it was out of the way <3 Bad news though was that I only had 2 cans of Sommersby to drink :/ gave away my other two on "The Worst Saturday Night Ever" because I'm a fuckhead ::P.

Got there, said hi to everyone and it was such a chilled atmosphere. Everyone was just acting like an idiot and dancing white people, 1980 indie dance. Loved it. Ended up acquiring 1 and a half extra beers throughout the night to the combined total of 3.5 beers which sort of got me tipsy and in the dancing mood. Was so different dancing this dance compared to the muzzing, definitely a fan though :)

Made a new friend named Ella, a year 11, she was actually quite a smarty and did year 12 subjects in year 9 and is doing some now. Was mirin' for sure. She was pretty sloshed and said she saw my DP on facebook of me posing and said my body was pretty good AHAHAHA, throughout the night she kept on touching my chest and beer belly, was so funny. Biggest compliment  ahah :D. Night ended up consisting of a lot of dancing and mingling with peeps, definitely what ya want. Didn't expect that it was going to be so much fun and wanted more of booze to consume but there wasn't any :( Still had plenty of fun though, no worries there.

If I had one wish...

"It'd be to watch my favourite movie again for the first time."

That's deep :)

My ass is 18 years old

So yeah hey there fellow readers, was my birthday on the 15th of July and I am officially 18 years of age, birthday was technically yesterday but I cbs making a post then so here it is now :P. Had a pretty chilled day today, didn't do anything except spend a bit of time with my family and chill hard :). Only got one birthday present which was a wallet from my mum but that's actually more than enough ahah :D First birthday present where she's actually got me something that I "really" like in a long time AHAHAHA. Many thanks and blessings madre <3

Got so many birthday texts as well which made me feel that much more special :$ THANK YOUUUUU EVERYONE <3. All means alot and made my day that much better ahah (srs) I'm a little emotional cunt like that :). There was this one faggot that sent the best text that I have ever received ahah. I hate it when people are such good people, just absolutely hate it :)

I'm actually really really really really really grateful to know this particular faggot. Like legit. Best person in the whole wide world (srs). Can't thank her enough ahah. Her sister is super hot as well and one day will be mine..... AHAHAHAHAHA

Some parts had to be blocked out because they are toppity top secret, yeah they're about how I am a bitch sometimes LOL

I don't know if you guys realise this, but this message is actually longer than the new genesis of the bible.
P.s. The message was appreciated 

AVCON 2013

So slept over at David's because of his brother's 21st and Hunter took me home in the morning on Sunday. Got home at like 10am and went straight to Avcon with my cousins and little brother since they were waiting for me LOL. Like literally straight away, Didn't even get time to eat breakfast or brush my teeth and was wearing the same dirty ass alcoholic smelling clothing :P

Got there and it didn't seem that exciting at first but I eventually got myself absorbed in the things and had fun. Was so good seeing so many different people dressing up. some of them were pretty bad to be honest but they all still looked better than my sorry ass so I can't say anything :) Got so many photos with so many people. Everyone was super dooper nice ahah, there were some awkward moments but it was all chilled. Next year, I am definitely hitting it up again and dressing up :D

Greatest thing of the night was the cosplay tournament at the end. Was my first time like sitting at a stage where people walk all up and down it and stuff and where I was in a crowd and we would all cheer for people. The atmosphere was so like good and everyone just seem so excited, I could smell it in the air. Was so fuarking good because I was right up next to the stage, was really lucky ahah. All of the costumes that went up were actually THAT good, like so much effort had been put in it. Was so cool as well how everyone would cheer and scream at people, definitely raised my voice a few times. Felt pretty nervous and scared to but was just like screw it and did whatever the hell I wanted. There was like this really big screen up as well and a camera that was going around and whenever it went around people would act so stupid and funny AHAHAHAH <3.

Everyone was like a nerd (including moi) and it seriously didn't matter. We were just all having fun and didn't really care ahah. Wish dat dere society was like this :P Overall had the greatest of times and will remember my first ever Avcon forever.