The Earliest birthday present from Kyle

Kyle is seriously one of my best mates ahah, we've had our rough times of me disregarding him big time because I was the biggest fucking dumb cunt and I actually regret it so much. Not sure if it even affected him at all but I was such a dumb cunt. He seems to have forgiven me though and that makes me feel like a happy bald eagle :D

Anyways, first week back of school we were joking about how he forgot my birthday and shit, was giving him so much shit it was beautiful LOL. Out of nowhere though, he gave me a present today ahah! Was not expecting it at all and the picture on the wrapping is the fucking stupidest thing I have ever seen in my life AHAHAHA :').

He got me this cologne which smells pretty damn good and like sex on the top of an ice cream truck, my first actual decent cologne and was something that I really needed. Goddam, getting birthday presents that you need is the sickest. Many thanks Kyle/Ron Weasley/orange/ginger :D This present makes me feel all happy and wanted and all that other gay stuff rofl (srs). Now I need to get him something back to the sly motherfucker.... fuck his bitch ass (I joke, I joke :)) <3 THANK YOUUUUU KYLEEEEEEE, YOU"RE A REAL TOP BLOKE (srs)

"Bietnamese", he reckons AHAHAHAHAH