Biceps with da boizzzz

Went to Jett's today in the city with Ben and David, we met at school pretty late in the morning at 11:00am and walked there. When we got there, we all asked for the 3 day trial and the bloke just ushered us in without even asking us to sign any paperwork except for our names and mobile number. Strong not giving a fuck is strong.

We literally had the worst workout/bicep session in the history of the world AHAHAHAHA, there was zero intensity and we just did a grand total of 3 bicep exercises in the mirror and in the same corner for like 45 minutes LOLOLOL. Was a huge chill session though and I enjoyed it :) I couldn't do any heavy weights anyway involving the shoulder because my left shoulder is completely munted from Poidas. I think I was just waving it around too much ahah :P

At the end of our workout we went looking for the foam roller and asked some trainer to grab it for us and while we were sitting down on the couches near the front office we heard some serious shouting. People in the staff room were screaming shit like, "I'm fucking annoyed and fucking pissed." I don't know how many people were in there but they were arguing so hard for a solid 10 minutes and tables and chairs were definitely thrown around, could hear things going everywhere. Not sure if any punches were thrown around but fair sure there would've been. So funny that this happened on the day we come and we were all laughing pretty hard rofl.

On the way out, me and Ben stole 2 protein bars (which tasted amazing) and it gave me such a thrill LOL. Yes, I am officially a loser faggot. So yeah, fast forward the next 4 hours and I've had 4 phone calls from the Jett's office that I haven't picked up rofl, I think they saw it on camera or some shit or someone dobbed us in. Actually pretty scared but I the thrill is a new experience :D (no homo). It's about time I had some sort of altercation with the law anyway, even if it's like super super minor like 2 motherfucking protein bars AHAHAHAHA which no-one probably gives 2 shits about.

Move out the way kids, big rigs coming through.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY STRALI!!!

I know this is such a late post and her birthday was actually yesterday on the Saturday, 29th of September. She is such a great person and I hope that everything in her day was happy and that she smiled a lot the dumb ganga. She has helped you so much Chris, like I know right now you are really grateful for it and appreciate it to the maximum-ness that it is but when you get older, don't you ever forget it you maximum-ness faggot (LOL). In the future, when it is her birthday again, wish her the happiest of happy birthdays with a nice and quality text message :) dumb gangas love that shit, dumb gangas. Hope you had an excellent day and had fun clubbing you little rascal  mad dog :).

HAPPY BIRTHDAY STRALS CARLS

On the right is the picture I posted on her wall with her birthday message and she deleted it rofl. She's looking a minor bit flustered lads BAHAHAHAHAA

Very cool question indeed

I believe that this is a very important question that every man should be asking themselves to ensure that he's on the right path. Not to be a cockhead or anything (strong cockhead), but I reckon that I would enjoy this fable very much :). 

I've gone out there and done some pretty crazy things, developed relationships with peeps, done some scary ass things and taken some serious risks. Like wrestle a crocodile while naked for example (not srs). I'm happy with my journey so far and will continue this wonderful quest for the Wizard of Oz. Ofcourse I am not perfect and will continue to strive to be a good person whilst living it up so to speak :)

Another great indicator for myself as to why I would enjoy reading a story of my life is that I pretty often read back on my old blog posts when I was a young little dick and I really enjoy them ahah. The things that I did and the thoughts that I had are so interesting and cute (strong homo). Makes me want to continue this blog so hard ahah.

Really recommend that all you cool gangnam style readers read this post and ask yourselves this very question. Leave a legacy for your kids and their kids and most importantly, for yourself lads <3 mwahs x.

Poida's 18th part 2

We went to the party together as a squad and got around to saying hi to all the lads. When I first got there, there were about 4000 wogs. Was VERY skeptical and thought this party was going to be the shittest but it ended up being the motherfucking sickest thing I've done in a long time.

This party was not about getting with sluts, not about crying over dumb shit, it was about not giving a single motherfucking fuck and just cranking hard like a boss motherfucker. Tops off, tops on, no fucks were given. Throughout the night, I danced very hard and would literally pump for hours straight, felt like I was being judged bv people like crazy but I just thought a few things and knew that fear is for the fucking weak. Bolded is one of the best things I can tell myself, especially when I believe it and convince myself.

"Zyzz died at 23 and here I am being a pussy bitch, I need to crank in memory of him."

"Zyzz would've danced to this VERY song, dance to it as well as brothers and make this a tribute."
"You were scared at the last wog party, this is your chance to redeem yourself. You always say how you wish you had another chance to give it your all and not care. This is it, fucking do it Chris."

"You always say you want to stand out, this is your motherfucking shot. Don't be scared, fuck what people think. This is your life and this is YOUR time."

These thoughts made me into a fucking machine and I danced like I've never danced before. It didn't matter who was on the dance floor and who wasn't. It didn't matter that there would sometimes be no-one there, I would continue no matter what and people would ALWAYS come and crank with <3. Everyone was dancing literally everywhere, on chairs, tables and running around rofl. All the lads got around each other and went SOOOOOO hard. The tracks were so fucking good, when 'Find Yourself' came on I literally lost my marbles.

Dancing with Ben 'Kahlua' was definitely a highlight of the night. We just went so hard and seeing him gave me more inspiration to dance. Goddamn, I love him :) Talking to Maria as well was really good, she's so crazy and funny.

Without a doubt, this night is one of my biggest accomplishments in awhile and the thing that made the night was the fact that I didn't do anything with any girls and still had a great time! (srs). Whenever I'm out or go to parties and on the piss, I'm always on the prowl for women and when I don't get any I get pretty disappointed, tonight, this was not the case :D Granted, I did sexually harrass 2 girls and nearly got slapped but yeah fuck em (strong rapist).

Got home at like 1:00am and called one of the best girls I know, M. Lavs <3. We had the best DnM for like 1.5 hours and it was soooooo good. I was still VERY pissed at this point and we talked alot of random crap, about people, friends and relationships and shit. I told her the truth about one of the biggest lies of my life that I had been keeping up with her since the first day I met her and I'm so happy I did. She was extremely understanding and said that I shouldn't even care about stupid shit like that and was all complimenting me and stuff. Goddamn, she's such a cutie <3. So many thanks to her, she literally made my night THAT much better. Everything we talked about was just what I needed and it made me feel good because the whole conversation wasn't me crying like a little bitch and I heard her out as well. Owe you one M. Lavs, many many thanks :) God, I love your ganga face <3

HAPPY BIRTHDAY POIDA, THANKS FOR ONE KICK ASS MEMORABLE NIGHT

Jesus H. Christ, I am one UGLY motherfucker BAHAHAHAHAHA :')

Niko looks so much like Mr. Burns, omg I love it :')

Poida's 18th part 1

After the Grand Final Beers at the humble Jacka residence. David drove me and Conor to Maccas. Didn't really plan things out and we got to Maccas on west terrace at like 5:30pm when the party started at like 7:00pm and everyone knows "cool" people go even later. So in other words, we were super early LOL. Was pretty funny how we were so early with everything so me and Conor chilled at Maccas for like another hour and a half until it was 7:00pm and then went to catch the H30 to Poidas. Since we were STILL early, we decided to catch the J2 instead to a place that is pretty close to the Poida's venue (Pan-Arcadium Hall) and walk there to kill time :D.

The walk ended up being like 1 hour and we had the phattest chats <3 It was so good, just talked about friends and people and how things have changed so much since year 8, things we would've never expected. We also said that we never thought we'd ever be chilling hard with each other walking to a party since me and him literally never talk outside of school. We talked about alot of shit and the main line used was, "If  she came my way, I wouldn't complain if you know what I mean," AHAHAHAHAHA, was used so much when we were talking about girls that we think are attractive :'). Was a really good experience being with Conor ahah :) (no homo).

Got to the party at like 8:15pm and decided it was still early, so me and Conor went to go sit on some side street talking about girls and who we like and shit :) (strong faggots). Was pretty cute hehe :$ wish him all the best with his girl antics.

By one hell of a coincidence, Kyle, Aiden, Chris Rea and Chris Liu pulled up in the same street just as we were about to walk off to the party. I couldn't see them because it was dark like a Hobbit's asshole but I heard Kyle shout out, "Man, I have no idea where the fuck we are going." and recognised his voice straight away. Was so funny, still called him though through phone to make sure since I didn't want to shout out to random drunk cunts in a car, make them think we wanna fight and then have to box on :P.

The man himself and DJ Tommy.

Grand final beers

Got around the lads at Liam's house on Saturday, 28/08/2013 to watch the footy grand final which were Fremantle Dockers Vs. Hawthorn Hawks. Was a pretty chilled session, alot of the guys were sinking some beers and playing beer pong but I decided not to which I'm proud of :) Liam's dad was really nice to cook us up a BBQ which was so good. The sausages were really good and the pork chops were that good. I've legit never ate pork chops at ANY BBQ that tasted that good LOL. They were really good tenderness and not all stringy so they get stuck in between your teeth :P.

Hawthorn ended up winning by 15 points with a score of 77-62. Everyone of the boys wanted Fremantle to win though because this was there first grand final EVER and they would've made history. There was this one bloke on Fremantle, Ballentyne who I believe really fucked up their chance at winning but can't really give him shit because he is a good player and deserves to be in AFL.

Around about 5:30pm, David drove me and Conor into town so we could organise how we would get to Poida's 18th later on that night :).

Cocksucker winners

Amy and Caitlin's 18th

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Snap Fitness

Since I have no official gym membership right now, I decided to do the 3 day trial at Snap Fitness, a gym that opened up near my house. It's actually a pretty sick gym, has everything you need. The equipment is really new and nicely set up. They really hit your muscles well, also has heaps of pull up stations which is sick. Hardly any people as well, and even if they are they aren't shit cunts and there are some real hotties there :P. 

The definite deal breaker though is the foam rollers, sweet Jesus Christ, I don't think I've ever loved an inanimate object more than a foam roller rofl. They just inflict SOOOOO much pain but it feels so good (no masochist). I know my hip flexors are tighter than a tight snare drum so I've been massaging the fuck out of them lately. Feels so goddamn painful when I dig right into the muscle and put all my weight on it for like 15 seconds <3.

Did Chest and tris on the first day, then Back and biceps and then Legs and abs. All 3 days, pumped super hard and feel like I've deserved my protein shake on all 3 days :). Physique is the best it's ever been which is always a good sign!

Officially 80kg of fat bastard now :D

Lovin' the set up, equipment and even the color scheme LOL (would suck gym's dick if possible) (not srs) (maybe srs) (nah not srs)

'The Hobbit'

Been reading alot of forum posts and inspirational websites that have been saying that reading is really beneficial to your life. As a website i frequent says, "Readers become leaders."hehehehehe.

Haven't read fiction in awhile and heard lots of praise about 'The Hobbit,' so I decided to borrow it. Been reading it lately and currently 50 pages in and it's definitely worth the read. Only just chipped away at the beginning but I noticed it's so much different to the movie. I've read a fair few books before watching the movie and it's so much better than watching the movie and then reading the book, in other words I shafted myself :D.

In other news, my local library that I had gone to since year 2 has changed library cards ahah. They've gone under this thing called One Card where you can use it at any library in the Western Suburbs or some shit. Not mirin' cards aesthetics, old one was so much more shredded.

Book looks very hobbit-y AHAHA, I'm a fan.

The day of free BMs has come to an end

After possibly straight 3 weeks of getting free big macs 4-5 days a week, the free big mac chant voucher thing has come to an end. Goddamn those big macs were so good, such a staple part of our 'Lads' Mickey D runs <3. I think between five of us, David, Ben, Liam, Anthony and I. We would've ate 80+ big macs with ease AHAHAHAHA.

We didn't really know it and I don't think the lads even know it right now, but we finished off the free BM with a bang, all the boys sitting down with even a few gangas on a Wednesday arvo getting our daily protein in. Man the Macca runs after school are so good, they seriously make me so happy. And not like a normal happy but a fuzzy happy, if you guys know what I mean :)

10/10 on sexy and tasty scale.

3 movies: 2 kid's and 1 real man's

Went to the Mainline drive-in at Gepps Cross again on Friday night. It's pretty funny and weird but every single time I get the call asking if I want to go to the drive-in with the family, I always question myself. Like I can't be stuffed sometimes and like it's not even that fun, it's cold and don't get my protein in for the day if I go. But then I remember......when I'm older, I know I'm going to regret not spending more time with the family because they're all you have. So, I say fuck it, and go :). After each time I always feel good that I did ahah :D

We watched 3 movies from 6:40pm all the way to 2:00am. They were Smurfs 2, Turbo and the new Riddick. Smurfs 2 was pretty bad tbh, or maybe I'm just older now and don't like those kind of movies anymore. Turbo was awesome though, it had funny humor and was an awesome feel good story about a snail achieving his dream and even when all hope was lost and he was completely beaten, he kept on going and finished that once race he had been dreaming about his whole life. Also had a lot of fat snails in it which was funny to watch BAHAHAHAHA.

The third and final movie, Riddick, was pretty sick. Was different to the other 2 Riddicks though, this one was more for adults and had nudity and shit in it which was a bit awkward watching with the family AHAHAHAH. Riddick is the biggest sick cunt alpha and some scenes in the movie were great. Especially the scene where they are all debating whether they should open the cupboard with the power nodes or not, dat dere suspense and build up <3. Last quarter of the movie wasn't as good as the rest for me but still would rate whole movie.

One of the best things about the drive-in is that we always eat HEAPS and HEAPS of junkfood but tonight my uncle made some home made burgers instead so i was a bit hesitant to eat them rofl (no hate). But when I but down into them, fuarkkkkk. They were that thick and so tasty, the meat was perfect, the sauces he used was great and the beetroot topped it all off. Ended up polishing off two hehehehe, beef burger protein ftw.

Dat dere selfie in the toilets

Got new hair product

Gatsby finally ran out after having it in possession for like 2 years LOL. Only started using it this year though, because I became such a stylish zoolander cunt (strong homo). Wanted to go with Muk because I used it once at Chris Rea's house before HQ and it worked wonders on my thick ass hair. Didn't end up finding it though and just went with Moose "Defining Paste." Not sure if the product I had been looking for or not. Won't have a chance to use it until Monday though so we'll see then :).

4 out of 5 circles, not stars because we're mad dogs.

REAL last day of gym

Hit shoulders and arms today with David and Strals also accompanied us at the gym for the tiniest amount of time ahah. Went the heaviest on seated military press I've ever gone with a 75kg push and am quite proud of myself hehehe. Felt like I could've gone heavier as well (srs).

Rest of the workout consisted of some serious super sets and drop sets which burned the fuck out of both of our arms. The preacher curls were especially the worst. Went into the stretching floor afterwards and foam rolled the fuck out of my hip flexors, actually that painful but feels THAT good <3. Feels like all the muscle tension in the world is being released right as I'm digging into that small point on the muscle repeatedly. Would do each night if I had a foam roller <3 Will definitely be getting one asap ahah.

Went into the steam room and sauna afterwards, last day so had to pump this hard. Sat in there for about 40 minutes and then left I reckon.

Was a good last day of gym hehe. I can safely say, I took advantage of this free 3 week trial to the limits.

On a side note, been sporting the shorts and long sleeve top at school lately. I reckon it looks awesome and got 3 compliments alone today on how "staunch" i was looking AHAHAHA :$. From Niko, Brandon and Shakeel

Possibly last day at the gym

Been on this 21 day trial lately and today is the last day, not sure if they actually put it down for 3 weeks though or what happened. Usually when you go in to scan it and it's the last day, the person that the front will tell you that it's the last day and will ask you to get a membership. Anywho, that didn't happen to me so I'm going to try again tomorrow and see if it works :P.

Pumped a pretty\cereal back session today with David, definitely running out of strength and my lower back is acting up hard. Spine is flaring up alot and it feels like the bone is grinding on each other lol. After the gym session I solo steam room/sauna cycled like it was my last day. Literally stayed in there for like an hour kekekekeke, I remember us leaving the weights room at 3:37pm and I didn't leave the sauna and steam room till 4:37pm on the dot ;). Don't even know why I did it AHAHAHA, didn't even feel THAT good but what the heck :D. If my gym membership ends today, I can safely safe I used it well and made some gains x.

Dem facial expressions.

UMAT resultations

They came out on the 15/09/2013 but haven't gotten around to blogging about it ahah :P Was considerably unexpected as results usually come out really late September. Was over at my cousin's house hard chilling when I got texts from David and Candy saying the results were out so I told my cousin, Lana, in secret and we checked it.

Let's be honest here, it took me 15 minutes of debating to do it and I had huge butterflies in my stomach. I didn't think I had made it in but there's is always that hope that when you open up your results it would say 90 percentile ahah. Like the first digit of the percentile number is a 9 AHAHHAHAAH :P The hope was so big as well, it's hard to describe it rofl.

Finally picked up  my balls and pressed 'View Results,' the page loaded up instantly and I saw that I had gotten 66%. Was pretty disappointing :( I wasn't disappointed that I didn't make it into medicine but that I had done so bad. Like 1/3rd of the people taking the test had beaten me, NOOOOOOOOOOO. Seriously thought I would've gotten something like 75-80. I'm over it now but to say that I was a bit disappointed is like saying slavery was a minor inconvenience for black people..... AHAHAHAHAHA, got that line from the Misc lads <3 fuark it's so funny.

My raw scores and percentiles for each section were as follows:
Section 1:
- Raw = 51
- Percentile = 55%
Section 2:
- Raw = 47
- Percentile = 35%
Section 3:
- Raw = 62
- Percentile = 90%

No-one made it into Adelaide Uni medicine at my school which is really unfortunate, especially for my mate Zach, who tried so hard. Highest scores ended up being David and Zach on 79%. I'm so happy that Simi didn't get in AHAHAHA, not to be a dick or anything ;).

Fabian's 18th

Had Fabian's on Saturday 14/09/2013, got driven to the school by my dad and David picked me up at 8:40pmish. Got in the car and we started cranking some beats because we are mad dogs LOL, went to a BWS in North Adelaide to get myself some drinks. Decided to go with the ole goon sack and fruity lexia because lifes all about getting the 2 and 5 AHAHAHAHA. Buying the drinks was the funniest thing because I wasn't quite sure what to get and we walked around discussing the drinks and whether the person at the front counter would ask for both our IDs rofl.

Got to Fabes around about 9:00pm and hit the drinks hard. Said hi to everyone, this part was so sick seeing people and everyone being so happy ahah :D. Walked around and saw the wog lads chilling hard with there 24 pack of beers and durries AHAHAHA, typical. Decided to chill hard and take a nice seat, we talked shit and it was good :)

Later on in the night, more people came which was sick. I got pretty damn pissed at this point and was cranking hard on the D-Floor (no homo). Some of the beats were actually that sick ahah <3 DJ Tommy is not bad to say the least :). At one point I remember cranking hard and then dancing behind the Lorax and I accidentally got a bit too close to her and my foot stepped on her heel and i rolled my right ankle HARRRRDDDD, was that painful LOL. By this time though the alcohol kicked in hard and had taken away all the pain :P.

I think around about 11:00pm things started getting bad for some reason, wasn't feeling it with some of the people there and the vibes, nomsayin? Got a bit emotional and then got more emotional and yeah.... made a complete fool out of myself. Was the worst thing, it's weird though. When I was in a completely pissed state, I seemed to remember everything that had happened back then as if it was clear as day :/. I think I cried for a solid hour and was laughing hysterically throughout it because I'm a retarded dick head like that. So many people were coming up to me and asking me if I was alright and shit it was very nice :'). So many lads actually cared, it was weird as fuark. I'm really sorry if I made the night worse for people, which I am 100% sure I did. Biggest thanks to Jack and Maria and the biggest thanks in the whole world to D. Ngo, a true lad. 

Night started off as a legit 9/10 and then sunk to a harsh 2/10 ahah :P

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FABIANS!!!!!!!!

This Fabian guys, he is seriously the bestest of blokes and I hope things are up for him forever and evers :) 

'The Last of Us' cinematics

I hardly play games nowadays because well I just cbs I guess and I don't have a console but I love, and I mean absolutely love watching game cinematics ahah :P. Especially when they have alot of meaning to them and are pretty deep. An example of this is the God of War cinematics.

Anyway, watched 'The Last of Us' full game cinematics and it legitimately seems like a movie. Everything about it was so good. The music, the way the characters interacted, developed relationships and the way Joel would do anything and kill anyone without a second thought to protect the little girl, Ellie. Some scenes made me cry to be honest ahah. Especially when Joel wanted Ellie to leave but she was starting to care for her. And the way they eventually were seeing each other as father and daughter because there's had died to the disease.

Goes for like 2 hours and would seriously recommend to everyone (srs). It's so bloomin' good boys and girls. Gonna watch it for a second time I reckon rofl.

Strategical remedies for the bad thoughts

A few bad things have been happening like people leaving and this other thing about someone in the past that shouldn't even matter to me. Also been having bad thoughts as of late which are poo ahah :P Not liking it one but I'm managing to keep it at bay with the hard lifting and spending time with my mum and brother :D <3

Pumped out the heaviest back and biceps session today. Did some heavy ass weight, pause sets, double drop sets, triple drop sets and even quadruple drop sets. Feelsfuckinggreatman.jpeg. This makes me push myself so hard and just use up all my anger and strength on the bad things in my life. I just think about that bad thing and how I need to get better and this is how to do it. That thing makes me angry but this makes me better, it puts me ahead and makes me the better person. I don't even know how to explain it AHAHAHA but I guess that's sort of it. Not in a cocky way or anything (srs), it just makes me feel like I can put my anger into something good so I can handle it and that's good :).

Fuck I love lifting, so keen for the chest of peace tomorrow. Going to pack on some serious mass and going to literally give it my all and possibly die. But that is a risk I am willing to take KEKEKEKEKE.

NBA dream team picking

All the lads went around to David's house today to pick their team draft for the upcoming dream season and I decided to come along even though I don't pick anything. The day was pretty fun just getting around each other and joking. Was a nice social atmosphere ahah (no homo). Will be honest though, it was pretty boring sometimes since they all were picking and getting into it and i was just sitting there with a thumb in my ass :P.

Sort of wish I got into the pick but it would've been a hassle since I would've had no idea what to do. Probably still should've :P. By the time I had this realisation though, they were already half way through the picks of 13 players each and it was simple too....late..... DUN DUN DUN.

Ben T. and Jack T. drove me home at the end of the night so many thanks to them! x

Seb's 18th part 2

Only real big bummer was this one cock head who thought he was being a madcunt and got angry at everyone in the shed and said we had to leave. He was arching up to everyone and people were getting pissed.

Around about 12:00am this gay cunt sort of half fly kicked Aiden and shit started going down. By this time all the Adelaide High people had left and it was just me, Aiden and Kyle there. We didn't want to back down so we stood our ground but didn't want to initiate anything because were outnumbered literally 3 to 1. The Aussie dogs thought we were calling other people but we were just calling Paige to take us back to Kyle's house so they called all there lads. Another 7 people came, dangerous people, like people in wearing hats and hoodies and shit. There was this one pretty old guy, maybe 26ish, in his tradie uniform there for us AHAHAHAH. So we decided to bail asap before these cunts jumped us, got to the KFC and stayed there for a bit until Paige came and picked us up.

Being the angel that she is, she drove us over to see some other boys and then back to Kyle's house. There we chilled a pipe and then went to sleep. I was actually so bummed from that night, from the walk to everything that happened in the party.

This night was the fucking sickest and ALOT better than I had anticipated <3. Only regret is that I didn't get on the piss earlier so I could mack on with all the bitches. There were literally 2 throwing them at me (not including the one I got with) and I didn't go in because of dat dere no alcohol. There was also this one other super super super fucking hot Italian girl with the biggest tits and ass that I wanted to rape but unfortunately did not have the chance to :(

The morning after waiting for the bus home from Kyle's. Was nursing a huge headache and felt like sugar balls ahah