Eventually we hauled all our shit and our sorry asses into the 2 cars for the long travels. Zoe's mum drove me, Ben, Kim and Zoe up and Billy and Anthony were in the other car. The car ride took it's sweet ass time but we were pumping beats on the way which created good mooods. We were all pumped and ready and when Kim was playing some real good karoke bangers like "Unfaithful" and "Gallery".....let's just say my vocal chords were ready ;).
At the campsite we registered the fuck out of our names and started setting up. Some cunts were arching up and calling me and Kim Asians and being all racist and shit, thought they were going to be hard shit cunts the whole Schoolies time but they ended up only being beta faggots and some chilled blokes ahah. Setting up our tent and equipment was the most unorganized thing I've witnessed. We had to ask the Green Team to come and help us and in the end there were about 15 of them gathered around working at it BAHAHAHAHA, it still ended up shit as fuark. Compared to the rest of the camp site, our tents were THAT bad in comparison :'), not even exaggerating. Everyone's was all professional and we had a really old tent which was leaning on itself and was leaking water BAHAHAHA.
We finished setting up and started hitting the drinks hard at 3:00pm. By 6:00pm EVERYONE in the campsite was hard pissed and it was the best thing <3. People who you thought were going to be shit cunts like the typical wogs and the Aussie faggots which were mentioned above, were hard chillers. Initially, my social awkwardness mode kicked in and was heaps hesitant to go around to people and say hi and stuff but once I had a solid 10 shots in me, I went ape shit and got max friendly <3. The beer pong games were some of the the best things, legitimately <3. Best part was when it was the "Soccer boys" vs. the "Footy Boys". Every single person in the camp gathered around with huge smiles on our faces and were mass happy and getting to know each other, it was magnificent (srs). Shame how the other nights, everyone in the camp didn't get together and crank hard.
Some time in the night I went over to the "East side" of the camp (since our campsite was separated into two camps) and met up with so many hard sick cunt lads. All of them knew Adelaide High Boys and we hard chilled it. The number one thing that I love about being a drunk cunt is that I get friendly as hell and seem to make friends instantly (no homo).
Pretty sure I was super dooper pissed this night, the next day people were telling me how drunk I was and shit and the funniest shit that I did ahah :'). Everyone at the camp site pretty much left to catch the same bus to the festival. Once we got there, the lads and gangas stayed together and went walk about. Got cranking so hard and shit. Hook up count for tonight ended up being 10+ I'm pretty sure, including people back at the camp and the festival.
Eventually me and Ben lost everyone and we went as a two man team. We just went up to gangas and kept on hooking up LOLOL. Funniest thing was when some fat ganga walked up to Ben and I was just like, "Nonononono" and pushed Ben away. Actually the meanest thing but fuck the sluts ROFL. So many jokes were had this night, can't even explain them all :P
Near the end of the night, I lost everyone and had to go solo for a fair while. Was so close to going sad mode so many occasions but I was like fuck it, I'm super pissed. Time to get with some more gangas and hard chill it with sick cunts. From there on, it was an absolute adventure BAHAHAHAH. This was one of the best parts of schoolies, from here on it got hazy as fuck but I remember going up to the pancake stand and served pancakes to EVERYONE that came by like it was my job LOLOLOL. I was like advertising the fuck out of the maple syrup and everyone was agreeing like hell and eating the shit out of it :P. Went to a bar at one point to ask for directions for the bus home and some toolies started arching up a bit so I started to arch up as well and then we all got friendly as hell LOL. One of their mates came in trying to start shit with me and the others were like, "It's Chris FFS you idiot, say hi." Keep in mind, I didn't know who these guys were and they had no idea who I was as well :P. We hard chilled it for so long and talked smack ahah, kicking back in the Schoolies experience :)
Some time in the solo mission I was dancing at this side stage, they were playing heaps chilled rock music and it was so good. Was just hard bopping to it and talking to gangas that were around me ahah, feelsgoodman.jpeg.
Eventually I did find the bus home after like 2 years LOL. Caught it and got back to camp. This was the coldest night of the 3 days and I was only rocking shorts and a singlet, yes I was out of my mind. Went to the tent where the other 4 people were sleeping and was saying the stupidest shit like, "You fucking gay cunts." over and over BAHAHAHAHA, so embarrassing :'). Went to the other tent to sleep solo because there was no more room and fuck me it was the MOST uncomfortable sleep I've ever experienced but man I loved it :D. The tent fell down in the night, the canvas went off so i was getting rained on, I didn't have a sleeping bag and not even a pillow. This was the real schoolies experience ahah, waking up the next day all of us had a huge laugh about it :P.
Documenting Anthony's first time getting hard pissed :D
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