Last hour of 2011

Hey everyone my name is Christopher Hoang, i'm shy a few times and actually a bit weird. I try my best at almost everything and really want to achieve what there is in this life :) Honestly these holidays i believe that is what i have done. I have gone out there taken risks that i would've never taken before and just fuckin really brang this fucker in. In this world we are kings, all of us, don't be afraid of anything and if you want something do it. Just do it. Don't be afraid because there is nothing to be afraid of, if you want to talk to someone talk to them, if you want to do something, do it. If you want to say something just say it ffs, what's the worst that can happen. People regret the things that they don't do instead of the things that they do. I fuckin love every single one of you guys out there and srsly i wish you oall a great new years. Another year has passed and we all still prosper because we are fuckin all levendis FUCKKKK. Thank you for all the people that love me out there, i love you all aswell even more back.

This year has had so many fucking rides i swear. I've changed so much since 2010 and fuck me i'm so proud of it. I always ask myself would my kid self be proud of myself right now and my kid self would be. I am a fuckin king and that is how it is. We are all kings. This is me signing out on a good note, srsly i can't say how much this year has impacted my life, it will be something that i will remember forever. Thank you all for fucking being here for me <3 fuck me so much love right now. Now we play the waiting mans game now <3 FUARKKKKKK ilyz so damn much u fuckin doves,

Pic for 2011

31/12/2011

The Last day of 2011 guys :) Fuck me its all gone by so quick but there is still so much to come. Today i went to the beach with the lads which was really nice, the weather was perfect and the water was just fuckin ace. Alot of the lad abused some of these random aussie girls that were there rofl, i joined in a bit to be honest :P Was actually the funniest shit, jake ran up to them and was like are ur parents here, they said no and then he kicked water in their faces when they were lying down ROFLL So mean but so funny ahahahhahaha. They were only like 12 or so :P

Then went back to my cousins place and got home at like 9:00pm :). Decided to take some pics for you guys of my adventurous journey.

Smiling like a maniac and in motion shot shot lulz

The path to mordor

Sock tan is gone yo! mirin jim bean aussie thongs? ;)

Some fully sick kunt cats that i saw along the way :)

Me with a random letter box ROFL and me looking up at mount olympus....where i belong

Roundabout of truth...you spin me right round baby right round like a record player

View of my feet/knees if they had eyes rofl, me being a staunched mad cunt

Looks like my muscular physique can't fit onto here then, along with my friend Kosta. Jokes i love Kosta man fuarkkkk

Seven cunts you say ROFLL

ROFLL ahahah look at the traffic sources for my blog ROFL. "Seven cunts" it says wowwwwww ahahahah. fuck me in the asshole rofl. I tried searching that up and went to like page 5 or so and didn't find my blog, just a whole crap load of porn sites to be honest lol :P Some guy must've been searching up a porno and went to like page 15 or something and clicked on my blog. Hopefully i didn't have a pic of my face showing when he did lol or else dats just homo

And calm down i did the granny porn and turtle porn and what not on purpose ROFLL :DD i am one cheeky cunt mate i swear

So many emotions, so many mountains

Me right now:
- eating chicken breast, potato, broccoli and carrot
- frustrated as a dog that just ate a football
- hot and sweaty
- feeling incapable of doin simple things
- sitting on my rear
- listening to taylor swift love story techno remix
- feel like i fucked up big time
- Can't keep a certain "thing" together and let shit down big time.

Wow strong rant chris hoang bro get ur shit together. Fuck lol honestly right now i don't feel ontop of things but im not too bad. Some of these things probably are very exaggerated when you read them but i just feel a little dazed right now, idk the right term and not feeling my usual self. Just needa rant guys and really get it out there. Thanks for listening, brb let me go get a psychiatry certificate for each and everyone of you guys :)

Double A batteries my homiez

Had gym nice and early in the morning today lads and ladettes, did some hardcore shoulder and triceps with aiden and ammanuel. Only us three boys there today but it was still aights :) Goddamit had something on my mind the whole time which honestly held me back from working out 100% which fuckin sucked lol, nonetheless i pumped as hard as i could but just couldnt get the pump goin in my mind, weak shit cuz. After gym went to town to go buy some le coq sportif shoes but they ran out of my size so i decided to go pure white vans. Still pretty sexy so should be good lads :).

Pandoras box, cept like vandoras box. Fuck me evacuate the building now, EVACUATE FFS!!

Me trying to be artistic, thought it was going to end up looking alot better than this ROFLL but good times good times :) Just call me Picasso and keep ur clothes on ladies

Billys house

Original plan today was just to go to Fitness First then go to town to buy some stuffs and then go home. But after Fitness First i went to the beach instead :P Plan from there was to actually go home afterwards but then decided to go to Billys House lol because i thought it would be fun and stuffs. 

Best things about the night would have to be me and Niko getting to wave 26 in Call of Duty lol on like this team thing again NPCs, like second or third time playing CoD on PS3 and i still raped like a motherfucker. He did pretty much 90% of the work though lol like placing down Claymores and stuffs.

Also went for a walk and Niko needed to take a piss and pissed on this womans fence infront of her house lol. She came out and we all legged it like motherfuckers. Overall was a good night and had fun :)).

Matrix trilogy ffs

Been pretty bored at home lately to be honest with you guys :P Haven't been doing much but ive been studying a bit for maths and my Ls which is good :) Just a bit a day is all i need fuarkkkkkk, proud of myself that i actually have the motivation to do this :).

Watched the Matrix Trilogy though in the past week, shit was so good guys, really recommend it to everyone out there who likes watching cool shit and fighting. But confusing though at times lol but number 1 was the best then number 3 and number 2 as usual is least best just like that movie with the hobbits and that fucker with the ring. Jokes lord of the rings twin towers was sexyyy.

Screen shot taken from matrix one

From left to right: Evil bald headed fuck that likes to eat shrimp, Morpheus the almighy leader that fucks cunts, the one - much like me, trinity....force 

We've made it to the big 1k baby

Finally hit the quad digits in unique viewers now guys. Man i've actually had this blog for a fair while now, at one point i was just thinking bout stopping but its good that i continued :) Thanks for all ur support guys, helped me through all the highs and lows. This blog has really made me understand alot more about myself i guess and keep a diary (no homo). Hope you guys are having a great day!

As you can see i tried to get 1000 unique viewers screen shot but i missed out on it ROFL so i did the second best thing kekekekekek.

Having a reason

Having a reason to actually do something is probably the strongest thing a man can have. If he has a reason then he will do whatever it takes to achieve his goal. I have a reason today so i'm goin to smash the fuck out of my goal. respects.

Doomed to diet

Lately with Christmas happening and all been drinking alot of soft drinks and eating so much bad foooood :((. Since i hadn't eaten like this in a mere mortals life time my mouth now has like these sores and i feel weird overall lol. Physique is decent now but looking less crisp than i did before (no im not using the word crisp because my name is Chris ROFLL). So this is it, my pledge to really diet down guys, would do a deal with someone but i don't think theres anyone that i'd keep it to now lol :), lets get shredded or fuckin die trying FUARKKKKKKK.

GOOD NIGHT NOW EVERYONE AND SLEEP WELL. Don't let the bed bugs bite and please just keep me close to ur heart (no homo)(don't do that ull probably have a cardiac arrest because i am one gruesome looking motherfucker) PEACEEEEEE DOVES AND DAFFODILS! shit im gay

Gotta be crisp like these cookie crisps....ROFLL. Fuck i am the defintion of a SK....sad kunt

Shopping in town!

Woke up extremely early today yo for some early shopping town, Went with the boys and went to Roger David, Myer, Factorie, Cotton on, General Pants co, Live, American Apparel, Dangerfield. Some of the guys bought a whole shitload of stuff but i didn't wanna spend that much :) In the end i bought a pair of blue shorts from factorie for $20 and a singlet from Globalize for $20 down from $50 which is good :). Also saw David shithead and The Man Alex at general pants co lol which was quite a coincidence because i hate the brother D.

Looks pretty damn fine i reckon, will go well with blue shorts fuarkkkk.

After shopping i had some Subway and then went gym straight away, bad idea lol was rocking a stomach ache the whole time so didn't have that good a workout but still pumped back and tris hard. Was about to go home but then Aiden came at like 2:30 so i spotted him for chest and did some biceps after a 45 minute rest ROFL.

I been had 2 movies

Went to the mainline drive-in and saw two movies yo with my cousins and got home at like 2:00am yo. Saw Happy Feet 2 which was alright, storyline was a bit weird i guess and not that complex but the music was pretty darnnnn good. The shrimps were also so motherfuckin awesome lol, they helped to like break the ice to free the rest of the penguins but they won't get recognition for it rofl. I guess you always dont need recognition :) Overall gonna give it a 7/10, no im not a movie critic but i am a cunt, not really...i think?

Second movie that i saw was We Bought a Zoo, srsly the best movie you will ever see fuarkkkkkkk. Really talks about what is good in life right now and the acting was superb. Matt Damon did a fuckin fantastic job and so did his brother (the evil guy in George and the Jungle). Goddamit this movie was so good, so may life lessons. Probably one of the biggest things is that regret nothing and really get out there and do everything, if you are afraid of anything remember you only need 20 seconds of courage to actually do something. Fuckin love that philosophy of 20 seconds, goin to always keep it in mind from now on :). Please go out and watch it guys PLEASEEEE. Giving this flaming pile of masterpiece a 10/10. Music was also sexy as fuarkkkk.

No i am not a movie critic but yes i am a sexy cunt.

Nearly hitting the 1000 unique viewers

Yea u mirin blog yea u mirin cuzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Srsly though apparently this counter thing doesn't work anyway but i like to think it still does,makes me sleep better at night :DD ahaha. Feel as if i've let you guys down though because only got like 60 or so posts this month where as last month i got 80 :P I don't know what's happening guys, I DON'T KNOWWWWWW. My excuse now is quality over quantity so i hope you guys are still enjoying my posts :)

MERRY CHRISTMASSSS

Haven't done a merry christmas post today yo so MERRY CHRISTMASS EVERYONE FUARKKKKKK, Hope everyone had/is having/will have a fuckin sick kunt day full of motherfuckin G6s. Nah but srsly do what u needa do guys and just take it easy and srsly enjoy it. Love you all for supporting me so far! <3 xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox. Heres my gift to you guys..... ;)

Dats right i dressed up in red shorts for dis shit and a hat, yea u mirin santa clause aesthetics :DDD

First Gif used on this blog lol, didn't even know you could do dis shit. Was also taken from some randoms blog when i searched up merry christmas on google rofl.

Christmas Day

Had a pretty ripper christmas today yo fuarkkk yeaaa, fuck me in the asshole. Started it off with a family BBQ with all the relatives at Victor Harbour then swimming there. Man it was cold as hell and there was a shitload of seaweed aswell, atleast the water was clear so we could see all the magnificent seaweed lulzzzzz.

Stayed there till like 4 or so and then went to Goolwa Beach, yea first time i heard of it. It was funny because my uncle was pronoucing it "Coobah" AHAHAHAH fuarkkkkk. Jesus christ good stuff. But when we got there we got like a shitload of cockles ;) because it was growing season and it wasn't illegal lulz, DATS RIGHT WE ASIAN. I was also like fuck it and decided to swim at this beach. Water was so cold but was so nice and really swam that fucker. Left at 7pm and got 8pm and then chilled at cousins house until 11:00pm and then went home from there. Overall was a pretty good Christmas and my tan is so even and spread out right now :DD.

You can call me the beachsurfer btw, went to the beach 6 out of 7 days this week lulzzz.

Like the silver surfer. So imagine a more tanned motherfucker, actual surfboard (i cant surf AKKAAK) and like waves down bot yo DOWN BOT, ITS FUCKIN GETTING PUSHED

Christmas Eve

Fuckin had a sick kunt today yo was sooo gooooood. Started out pretty bad though with Fitness First, i was the only lad there :( but then i realised why i was actually working out and pumped real hard. Feels so good and alpha man fuckk srsly.

Went on the bus home afterwards and was on the bus for about 5 minutes and then Niko called me, picked up and he asked if i was goin to the beach. I asked where the other boys were at and apparently they had just left town. So i hung up and then called up Xenophon and apparently he had just got on the bus. So fuckin quicker than flash i got off my bus and ran to the next bus stop, managed to get on the bus that they were all on. At the beach it started off cloudy but then got alot warmer :), FUCKKKK the water was so goddamn good srsly it was like the Hawaiian water <3.

Later on at night went over to my cousins place which was also good and just got home then at about 11:40pm :).

Overall was a sick day and Christmas Eve well spent boys and girls. Hope you guys out there all have an awesome day aswell!

Henley Beach, the beach we hit up :)

NOSTALGIC MOMENT

Fuck me just had a nostalgic moment again, idk if i like it when this happens or don't lol. Makes me think of how much time has passed but then again how i have enjoyed dat shit like no tomorrow :).

Back when i was in year 2 i had moved schools from St Thomas Moore School to goddam Tenison Woods, respects. And we had like this class quiz thing where each kid would stand up the front and ask a question. Me trying to be the show off and smart cunt (jokes i wasnt a show off....not really KAKAK) asked a question about Japan. I asked like what are the 3 islands of Japan or something because i had JUST learnt it at St. Thomas Moore School. Ofcourse noone was going to get that one lol so i had achieved smart cunt status :D. man i was one cheeky cunt mate i swear

How the fuck were 7 year old kids goin to get this? They weren't is how u fuckers EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF

Protein farts

Been really upping my overall food intake lately, screw pure cutting and shredding now. Just clean bulking to keep leanness and pack on some mass :) With da food intakezzzz cummzm great responsiblities to eats da proteinzzz. And as all us fellow lifters know with the protein comes goddam protein farts lol. Farted a cunts load tonight lol which is pretty funny lulz. Reminds me of a time a few years ago i was doing Judo but i had so much protein that day or ate some funky shit because i was farting through all of it ROFL. and this guy that was brown belt was training with me and each time he threw me i farted ROFLL, goddamit it was so embarrassing ahahahahhahaha. He didn't point it out though but i knew he knew KAKAKAKAKAK.

Actually looked at my physique today at the huge Fitness First mirrors while working out and actually satisfied with my physique....for now.....feels good man :).

Currently eating cottage cheese btw faggots for some late night casein protein!

Strong ideal physique cept with bigger legs and wider lats :D (no homo)

Sudden realisation part 2

Just had another sudden realisation just then, this one is probably better than the other one lulzzz. Just joke up form my nap and took and drink then went to lie down in my bed, saw probably the smallest fly you will ever see flying around in my room. After looking at it for awhile i realised that it was just flying in a circle, it would sometimes make that circle bigger or smaller or even an oval but it would constantly fly in a circle. Maybe it is comfortable with flying in a circle and is afraid of changing or maybe it's just not the brightest and isn't goin to explore. None the less i realised this is a bit like me, time to make a change boys and actually be a man and live life :) fuarkkkkkkkkkkkkkk. Nearly 1000 unique viewers btw guys :)

This is a circle btw for you guys who didn't ace maths specs and studies, oh wait.....KAKAKAKKA

For my brother, Brian

Did some back and tris today at Fitness First with David "Nogo23", went pretty damn hard even though we were joking. Had a sick workout and when i thought i was done and didn't have anything left in my i thought a particular thought and really pushed through and had a killer workout. Feels alpha man :).

After Fitness First instead of going to the beach i went to look for a Christmas present for my brother with shithead, lucky David told me about the 40% sale at Toys R Us because they are closing down. When we got in probably about half of the stuff was gone off of the shelves lol, never seen anything like it before so it was fully gnarllly matte fuarkkkkkk, rofl. Looked around for a bit and bought these beyblades for him, respects :)

Afterwards i went to the chemist warehouse to buy some fish oil for myself :)

Odourless just like how i like my chicken balls

Weather was so good today though fuarkkkk should've gone beach but ah wells, tomorrow i will. 37 degrees tomorrow aswell jesus christ should be hot hot hot!

Sudden realisation

Whoa whoa whoa whoa, i just had a sudden realisation. I reread my blog post on the dentist just earlier and realised I actually had a shitload of swearing. I mean don't get me wrong but swearing is good but i just swore way too much lol, gonna cut down a bit. Sorry for u swearing fanatics out there that only read this for the frequent coarse language :) dats right Russian boys im calling u out, where you at? WHERE U AT FFS?!

Been listening to alot of random music now yo and came upon this. 

Really two great singers and brings back so many memories of when i was little and use to love akon and when i was even more younger and danced to michael jackson infront of my relatives. Was so embarrassing then but good times :'). Lets really bring it in tonight lads, everyone have a good night and really shred it up in ur dreams <3 xox. 

B-b-b-b-boring night

Not much done tonight which is a downer :(( just been browsing the misc i guess, eating my quality protein and sitting on my fat ass. Also took a nap which was aights i guess :P Still needa shave and wil probably do that tomorow morning. Even as im typing this im eating some chicken breast rofl. Don't even know why i made this post, pretty much no point to it just felt like blogging :).

Check out this funny as hell pic i found though ROFLL.

OFF THE HOOK BABAYY OFF THE HOOKKK. ok

Digging the Dentist BABAYYYYY

Went to the dentist for the first time in like 3 years. Cuz come on srsly my teeth are good like come on. But my mother made me make an appointment and i did, never been to this dentist before but hey i figured might aswell give it a go. My appointment was at 11:00am and i google mapped dat shit and wrote down my very own directions and got going. Got there at like 10:45am and filled out some paperwork Got in there and fuck me they tried to make small talk with my but it was pretty awkward. Spent about 30-40 minutes or so cleaning my teeth with a whole bunch of different shit. Before we started though the woman said that my teeth were already really good fuarkkkk, feels good man, mirin dem teeth genetics? Was so white afterwards and the boys were mirin; when i got to the gym ;).

Got to the gym at 11:40am which was too late but i used my charming charisma to get in but only stayed for like 20 minutes because everyone else was done. Got the beach straight away and started tanning, was so motherfucking hot SO GOOOOOOD!

These guys are really good yo!

Photo that was on their website, i mean look at all these smiling motherfuckers. The father is like i did not sign up for this shit ROFLL fuck me in the asshole

Jasmine's birthday party part 3

The beach thingo ended at like 10:30 and then we all went back to Jasmines house again. We went back in two separate cars and i must say i had the honour of being in the car with tony himself rofl :P. Back at Jasmines place it was already late and some people left. We then brought out the cake, sang happy birthday and then ate it :) Was actually a pretty decent cake but was so unhealthy srs talk. Me and David then resumed out fighting and i was raping him as always and he did this fuckin stupid fork and knife thing which was rather stupendous to be honest with you guys, lulz. He made this really good call though about sleeping with my mother which was unnecessary but good....fuck u david cunt.

When i got home i ate chicken breast, broccoli and carrot while drinking an up n go. No way had i had my nutritional shit for today so i had to atleast get some of it :P Then brushed my teeths and went to bed at about 1:00am. Dats right they call me vampire-boy-that-can-stay-up-real-late. Wasn't even that late :P

Pure determination

Balloons of all colours cuz we of all colours....nah we're just yellow rofl

Jasmine's birthday party part 2

Once we finished watching American Pie we went to the beach and that was where my swimming skills kicked in yo. Went straight into the water like fuckin usain bolt going at a cunt (well fuck me). Was swimming alot and exfoliating on later in the night, skin seems a bit more smoother now :D. Don't know what beach we went to though but the water was extremely warm for night time which was good :).

Had alot of talks with people lol about stuffs. One of the highlights of the beach was when me and david were fighting each other, i was raping his asshole, and he said that i'm actually pretty big. Jesus christ almighty i think for a second David was david because he had actually complimented on my physique that was sculpted by the Norse god themselves with the axe of the titans. But srsly that was pretty confidence boosting (no homo) :)

This is Jasmine btw lulz :)

Jasmine's birthday party part 1

Had Jasmines birthday party yesterday which was coincidentally on her birthday aswell smart raptor girl, 21st of december btw for people who aren't checking :). Was actually a pretty full on day i reckon for me and david because we had gym in the morning, then beach, then back to town, then to jasmines and there we beached again lol. Good times good times, i guess it just shows that the human body can take anything, and I can take anything....AAHAHAH fuck me in the asshole.

Me and David bussed it to Jasmines place at about 5:00pm i think and got there at about 6:00pm. We weren't even dressed up properly lol because we didn't have time to go home :P We then all sat down with everyone and watched American Pie. Not half a bad movie i reckon lulzzzz.

Girl in front looks like she's having a ripper time ROFL

BREAKING NEWS: Julie Nguyen is head over heels for One Direction

As you all previously know One Direction had a competition where you could be rung up or something and then flown with them somewhere. Honestly i dont even fucking know rofl and i helped Julie alot with it :PP. Anyways they are having another competition

You can like tweet them ur seat number when you are at their concert and say a reason why you can go up on stage with them rofl. Seriously come on One Direction you might aswell go fuck ur own asses (no relevance but okay chris). Been giving Julie some quality lines/ideas and she is hoping to spam them when she goes lol with 100+. First of all Julie ur a cunt, second of all ur not going to get 100 and third of all do you even lift? and last but not least is muslim a nationality ROFLL.

She wants some pics up on here btw with this "dedication post" so here they are. Fuck you julie.

Please Rape my face because im a faggot.

Can you fuckheads stop grabbing the mic like you grab eachothers dicks and actually lift some weights? FUCK

Laurens sister, stra...noone gives a fuck about her name on the left and "Oh one direction please fuck me in the ass" dick head on the right.

What the fuck is happening here? Its like we got 2 fuckin chimpanzees, fuckin shit on their faces and tell them to make the most stupidest faces possible. Seriously can women stop doing this face fuck me in the pussy, dw i do it aswell though lol :P I can pull it off thouse because i have a fuckin jawline. 

FREE STUFF!

Went to Fitness First today, came in a bit late but got a little treat for it :D When i came in the woman that was at the desk gave me a free bag lol yayyyy. FUARKKKK, i am the champion. Goddamit im a faggot. Will be bringing this to the beach and stuffs now because its not as big as my sports bag and i feel like an SK :DD.

Had a solid leg workout today with Billy and Niko. Fuck those cunts are so strong (they aren't actually lulzzzz). Only did 90kg on squats though which was a let down, haven't squatted since last holidays though so i guess dat should be expected. Will be sore as all heck tomorrow pretty much all around my body which i guess is good :)

Waiting at the bus stop

So i was really bored today waiting for the bus stop because when i got out of house i had just missed my usual bus so i had to wait another 20 minutes. Not so bad i guess :)) Was walking around for about 10 minutes to warm up my joints for squats later on but for the last 10.....lets just say i did something devious and artistic. I TOOK SOME PHOTOS!

Strong whale, man the harpoons. MAN THE HARPOONS BOYZZSZSZSZ

Strong tumblr photo faggot (i actually have tumblr aswell ROFL, no homo) 

Strong trees.

A wrist band that i now wear. I remember in 2005 Maccas sold this one and to get mine i traded a blue one i had to my friend :) He was fat and this one didn't fit him very well ROFLL from what i can remember :P Goddamit i remember when wrist bands were SK. Dw im bringing them back ;)

Says "Love Hope Support" btw :)