So i have this business colleague called Julie and lets just say her heads gone in one direction, straight to crazy. She is absolutely in love with them rofl. Not too long ago One Direction had this contest where you had a chance to be called if you had entered into the comp, Julie with the help of many people entered like hundreds of times but still didn't get the call like the moody cunt that she is she just cried herself to sleep (sorry had to mention this KAKAKAKA).
She loves them so much she has like 400 photos of the shithead filled band on her phone and bout 400 more of fuckhead Zayn, he will soon feel my dick and there will be pain fuarkkkkk. Anyways she has this twitter account and she spammed One Direction or some shit and then they followed her back rofl, probably because they were annoyed the fuck out of. She has this effect on people :).
Heres her twitter btw and heres what she bombarded my sweet innocent ass with while i was having a bat....
- OMG
- OMGGGGG
- FUAKKKKK
- ONE D
- IS FOLLOWING ME ON TWITTER
- FUCK IM HYPERVENTILATING
- LITERALLY
She is so motherfucking happy right now that she spelt "fuark" wrong the bitch and spelt hyperventilating right ROFLL, i could take a shit on her waffles and she would still eat it ffs.
'Fuck me ima need some tips from this huge cunt on the right here omg, fuckin pull out ur notepads and fuckin vid recorders. I didn't think it was possible but we have finally found the DEFINITION of the words SHRED
From left to right, sequence they go in when fuckin each others asses, fuckin homos <3
Photo that she wants up on here, what is she doing with her mouth....? wtf ahahahahha jokes
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