Christmas Day

Had a pretty ripper christmas today yo fuarkkk yeaaa, fuck me in the asshole. Started it off with a family BBQ with all the relatives at Victor Harbour then swimming there. Man it was cold as hell and there was a shitload of seaweed aswell, atleast the water was clear so we could see all the magnificent seaweed lulzzzzz.

Stayed there till like 4 or so and then went to Goolwa Beach, yea first time i heard of it. It was funny because my uncle was pronoucing it "Coobah" AHAHAHAH fuarkkkkk. Jesus christ good stuff. But when we got there we got like a shitload of cockles ;) because it was growing season and it wasn't illegal lulz, DATS RIGHT WE ASIAN. I was also like fuck it and decided to swim at this beach. Water was so cold but was so nice and really swam that fucker. Left at 7pm and got 8pm and then chilled at cousins house until 11:00pm and then went home from there. Overall was a pretty good Christmas and my tan is so even and spread out right now :DD.

You can call me the beachsurfer btw, went to the beach 6 out of 7 days this week lulzzz.

Like the silver surfer. So imagine a more tanned motherfucker, actual surfboard (i cant surf AKKAAK) and like waves down bot yo DOWN BOT, ITS FUCKIN GETTING PUSHED