Personalities

With these past few days coming by, i actually notice i'm alot more like him than i thought. Guess this comes with the territory, not sure if its a good thing or not :/ i will not make the same mistakes though, goddam if i can promise something, it'll be that.

It aint easy lads

They call me Dr. Supplements

Went to the Chemist Warehouse today after Saturday school to buy some whey protein for da gainzzzz cuz my bulk has too many carbs and its cutting season now. Shame though because my chocolate Musashi bulk actually tasted amazing in milk :P mirin' taste big time. Ended up getting some USN whey protein vanilla flavour, which was recommended from my friend. Can't wait to actually taste this motherfucker on Monday after a solid pumping session. Apparently tastes amazing even in water.

Was looking on the shelves when out of nowhere, BAMM CREATINE!!!!! Never actually thought about taking it because i don't really know what it does :P but was like, oh what the hell and decided to buy it aswell AHAHAHAH. Did some research when i got home and ill be cycling this shit for like 3 weeks on, 2 weeks off and repeat. Hopefully these supplements combined with some srs pumping will give me da good shreds and gains :D.

The containers actually look beautiful. I love you containers <3

JASMINE CAME OVER!!!!

Today is the 24/08/2012 and it is officially the first day that Jasmine came over to moi house! She couldn't come over before due to a MULTITUDE reasons, one of them though, was apparently really stupid according to her :PP Now that i think about it, that reason was actually sooooo bad hehehe.

She got my old man ass standing there waiting for her in the blistering cold for a whole HOUR, a WHOLE HOUR until she came at around 6:40pm. Jokes the wait wasnt that long :). We went straight to my room and she looked through my wardrobe first of all AHAHAHA, actually the weirdest shit. We also lay on my sexy bed alot and it got REAL warm AHAHHA, was actually the warmest its ever been. Even warmer than when i have the electric blanket on, real talk niggas (no dis intended).

At around 11:00pm things to REAL bad REAL quick AHAHAHAHA, was actually the craziest time of my life. So many lies were said and so much hiding and sneaking around. Was honestly like the scariest and most thrilling thing ever. Had so much adrenaline pumping through and it was all like some sort of spy movie (srs). Everything worked out SOOOOO good in the end when it couldve so easily gone down the dumpster. Actually so happy and proud of how we managed this near-catastrophe :DDD <33. Was actually the best night and will defs be having it again some time soon, hopefully our plan actually goes to plan next time AHAHAHAH :').

Mirin huge bed size? ;)) LOLOL

Already

Here's to hope boys and girls. Heres to hope. Dont know why i keep on giving something a quick squiz when i know that everytime i have done it, it just makes things worse. It's like im some sort of masochist, are u a masochist Chris?

Deep stuff

Always been afraid that i haven't actually been having a fun time and making memories and having good times like i had a really really long time ago. Actually makes me really sad sometimes :/. But after reading my old ass blog posts and everything that i have gone through and done since all of this first started i am really happy that everything happened. Absolutely everything.

There were times though where things were absolutely rubbish, like i mean complete rubbish. And by that i mean COMPLETEEEEE rubbish ROFL, there were days where i would just crawl up into a ball and literally cry myself to sleep (not srs)(ok semi srs) and would wish things were so different and that things hadn't happened how they did. Strong emotional cunt. Nonetheless, , once i really think about how things unfolded and came to be, i would not change a single thing (srs), from the crack of the thunders to the drops of the tiny rain :). That one person really did change everything....so goddam much, im gonna miss it.

Even if things are over now i will be very solemn but i wouldnt wanna go back on anything. Just thinking about everything that has happened to me in year 10 and 11 is actually crazy, strong transformation ahah. And for some reason i have a feeling that i was a positive impact on alot of the people i know, feelsreallife.jpeg.

So many days were REAL bad but the large majority of days in all aspects of my life and with a certain person were so good :'). I look back on everything that has happened and can't help but smile my cheesy ass pearly white smile, from the stupid little stuff that happened to the actual serious stuff. I look at some pics again and it actually makes me so happy that the moment when those pics were taken occurred, so much :'). This is all one HELL of a ride. If you are lying there on ur bed reading this right now. I really do wish u a good night and i just want to thank you for everything. So thank you Lorax :).

Took me literally 40 minutes to construct this post and put it into sentences which weren't longer than the really wise old chinese man's beard rofl. Probably my most "real" post, real talk lads and ladettes <3

Arnold Schwarzenegger

I remember when i was about 9 or so and was borrowing Arnold's first movie, "Hercules." And the person at the front desk asked me why i was borrowing this and my mum said because i wanted to become a bodybuilder like him and i got embarrassed AHAHAHAH. His physique is actually one of the greatest of all time. It amazes me how successful he is and how far he has come in his life. Heres a quick pic dump for all u arnold fans out there!

Is this real life?

BEANSSS!!!!111

Been watching more of the HodgeTwin videos on working out and re-evaluated alot of my training and dieting routine. Gonna be cutting back on my workout durations because im pretty damn sure ive been overtraining my ass off, hit cardio 4 times a week after workouts - only short runs of 2km, add some new shit into my diet for my hungry hungry little stomach.

Newest addition is actually BEANSSS, and in particular red kidney beans. Actually legitimately the best shit around. Its got everything i need from da proteins to da carbs to da fibrezzzz, FUARKKKKK ELLA REEE. Defs mirin the nutritional value and taste of beans <3. Gonna also buy some cottage cheese soon for dat dere calcium for strong bones.

Gives me SOOOO much gas though AHAHAHA

UniSA open day

Went to the west campus open day on the Sunday, 19/08/2012 with little Jasmine P-Diddy. Got there around 12 or so and walked around for a bit, had absolutely no idea what we were doing at first but after we actually had a plan things got better :)). Things we did included:

- Attending a Visual design lecture which was meant to go for 1.5 hours but was only for like 30 mins lol, fuckin designers
- Going into the health and science place for me and picking up literally a kg of fruit AHAHAHA, got so many apples and mandarins it was awesome <3 was hungry throughout the day and ended up probably eating around 6 apples and 6 mandarins.
- Asking this lady for free popcorn but she didn't hear me the first time so i tried to play it off as if i didnt ask, funniest shit LOLOLOL.
- And last but not least rock climbing, Was actually the funniest thing and little mamma's bum was very bumsy. Was funny because afterwards she had no strength to squeeze this free stress ball we got ROFLL

Oh and we also got a SHITLOAD of free stuff AHAHAHHA, actually the worst cunts around. Now all this stuff is just lying in the bag in my room and untouched lol, man i was so greedy :PP

Self motivate boys and girls

Really like the second one, not so much the pic but the quote is amazing.

Really killed it with Jasmine

Went to Jasmines house on Saturday and had one of the best times ever :$. Idk why it even was that special cuz I've been heaps of times now but every time i go it just keeps on getting better and better ahah (srs) (That was actually so gay).

Come on, don't be mean Mr.Seal.

Got over at around 3pm sharpish and we just got straight to the chilling and laying there with each other :)) we discussed the philosophies of future and past lives, nanoscience, extraterrestrial infrastructure on parallel universes with respect to the atomic structure of polyhedrons and meat pies. But srsly, we just talked about actual random stuffs which was very cute. We ended up playing scrabble 3 times which was...exhilarating ;), i was so damn tired by the end of the games but im pretty sure she still had the energy to keep on playing AHAHAHAH :D. This one time i wanted to go and put the board on the chair and play it there but it got too cold and i was a pussy :( was actually the funniest shit BAHAHAHA :'). Once we were all done with scrabble, we were laying on her bed and she said the cutest thing to me which just made me want to jump on her and strangle her because it was so cute. If things went my way i wouldve just stayed there with her till the end of days, terminator style. No im not a faggot, please dont rape my face <3.

Curiosity kills the cat

Or in this case the big c dogga :/

The Hodge Twins

Hit up some vids of these people called, the Hodge twins who are solid as a tank and pretty damn funny. Heres a link to their youtube channel for my fellow lifters out there reading and need some info.

http://www.youtube.com/user/twinmuscleworkout

Recently lost some flare in my workouts and motivation to maintain my diet :( but after watching some of their vids and knowing more about lifting and diet in general it relit my flames ahahaha. For some reason i love their vids about their diet meals. Goddam i love seeing like pics and vids of quality meals with lots of protein and shiz (no fetish weird cunt). 

Also turns out ive been working out pretty incorrectly this whole time with my cardio, workout length and too much focus on isolation exercises and not compound ones and my diet. Will ease up on all 3 to avoid over training, especially the isolation exercises, jesus christ i was an isolation bitch. Will be seeing all kinds of gainz comin in soon baby, FUARKKKK.

Im actually, literally, the BEST

Went over Jasmine's house today after school for a quick squizzie. I dont even know what that means ROFL. Anyways we played a bit of Scrabble to so to speak and it was thoroughly enjoyable on both ends to say the least AHAHAHAH :PP After we were done she went to get some lasagna to eat because her little stomach was growling.

While she was eating i kept on annoying her to play some more Scrabble by prodding and poking her...AHAHAHAH. Anyways we ended up goin for a second round and idk why, but she got like really angry/enthusiastic cuz i was beating her and like crushed my hand with her knees ROFLOLOLOL. It was pretty painful but i managed to handle it :$. I guess trying these new techniques yields new results which i can safely conclude that we both really really really like, but she likes it just a wee bit more ;)

Feels so manly that i made these "results" happen :DDD, love it. Hopefully i will be able to try this tactic again sometime soon, KEKEKEKEK <33

Yes we are sick kunts.

Elder's Park reawakening

Went to town after school today with Jasmine and we caught a quick bite to eat and then went to the park across from myer food court. And by we i meant HER, because i had to stick to me lean beef and broccoli <3. We stayed there for a bit and then went to Elder's, hadnt been in awhile and it was nice revisiting it (no homo). The weather was really nice and pretty much spent the whole time laying there with fag-girl, basking in all the warmth (summers coming baby) and exchanging skin cells with her :$

There was some graduation thing going on which was pretty cool. Was eating my tuna at one stage and managed to spill it all onto my bag AHAHAHAH, we both cracked up laughing. Usually somethin like that would get me pretty annoyed so it was really weird how laughing actually made everything so much better ahah, so gud!

Unleashing my inner Picasso

Had physics today in lesson 1 and 2 and we were watching this video on nuclear energy which was extremely boring so i thought i would pull out the ole "paint brushes" and draw up some REAL art, AHAHAHHA. Hadn't actually put this much effort into drawing since like year 8 or 9 art :PP Funny thing is i use to be considered as an artist back then but nowadays im just a monkey with a dried piece of shit in his hand.

Strong proportions of Goku on the left and strong boots of the guy on the right AHAHAHA

DA TOOOLLLSSSZZZSSS!!!

1 year anniversary of Zyzz' death

Zyzz died on the 05/08/2011, and was the one year anniversary of his passing into mount Olympus on the Sunday, original plan was to pump shoulders hard as fuarkkkk on Monday to honour him as that was his favourite body part to train. Ended up forgetting which is so fuckin stupid of me and did a pretty lousy half assed chest workout aswell ://.

To make up for it, today i pumped super fuckin hard on my back and tris workout, worked my back as hard as cattle get worked on a farm full of hardworking farmers. Can actually feel the soreness of it now when i move ahah, feelsSOgoodman.jpeg. Hopefully this workout honors him the right way.

If it weren't for Zyzz then i wouldnt be who i am right now and always striving to be the best i can be in all aspects of my life. For that i am forever grateful, thank you Aziz. Veni Vidi Vici, never forget <3 Get shredded, or die mirin'

Actually the sexiest cunt (yes homo for zyzz) (not srs about the homo thing) (no homo)

3000 viewers!!!!

Hit the big 3 grand boys and girls! Not actually sure if this number of viewers is correct or the one that is in my design > stats. But 3000 still looks impressive at the bottom of the page. I still remember when i hit like 100 and 200 and was so happy AHAHAHA, goddam i was such a cute cunt. No i wasn't ;)) hope you guys are all having a good day!

Strong default background usage of the earth ROFLLL

Week starting motivation

No im not a tumblr/hipster faggot that uses these pics like toilet paper. I just thought they were interesting and wanted to share with my lads and ladettes :DDD. Stay safe.

Cool ass way of thinking of things, please expand and read.

My dad said i apparently looked like this guy from behind LOL

Secretive photo

Apparently this "cool-looking" that i was meant to send to Jasmine a REALLLY long time ago was taken on 15/04/2012. Goddam thats like 4 months ago, jesus christ time flies. All i know is that these next summer holidays im going all out. Like literally ALL out, hopefully i can go all out though with this LG i know :$

I still sorta remember this night, we were posing for pics for some strange reason/cuz we're cool and were paying each other out about it AHAHAHA. I think this was also the night where some strange phenomena occurred for the first time hehehehe. Haven't actually gone to Elder's Park in so long :(( miss that green patch of sunshine and flowers.

Boom! Protein everywhere

Free hands

Really hope that helped you <3.

Hitting up da PRs for da cardio

Just finished my run of 3.8km in about 18 minutes which is a nice little record for me :D (yes i know its still slow as snorlax with rollerblades). Gonna change my cardio to somethin like 2 days of cycling sprints which will be 1 minute sprints, then 30 second rests and repeat for a total of 15 minutes and then runs on sundays for 3.8km +. Should be able to build explosive power, endurance and some solid fat loss from dis shiznats.

Did the run tonight in a singlet and shorts which feels manly man, was gonna go topless AHAHAHA, to see what its like being a spartan, cuz they train in no matter what weather. Yes i love Spartacus :$. But then i thought it would be a bit weird. Will do it some time when its later in the night and noone is around!

Aesthetics here i come. 

Jasmine's - no parents party

Had Jasmine's party last night and binged actually sooooo much because i was high and under the influence, even though lorax tried to stop me :( feelsbadman.jpeg. Hopefully she isnt too disappointed with me and still had a good time. Will be restarting the shred though and maximizing fat loss muscle mass gain, no bullshit. Gotta get those rock solid abs so someone can rub tanning oil on them, come summer time ;)) AHAHHAHAHA.

Went over to Jasmines house today and spent some quality time with her :DD my punishment though for last night, was to get my eyebrows plucked so she went away and had a riveting time AHAHAHA, it was pretty cute :P The pain though was actually quite intense for some reason :/ maybe i'm not a spartan after all. She said i looked considerably better so who knows, maybe i need to take up eyebrow plucking as one of my past times. We managed to play scrabble a total of FOUR times. She beat me once and then i beat her three times which was pretty frigging awesome, FUARKKKKK KEKEKEKEK :DDD. Hopefully she was satisfied with the games that we played because by the end we were both pretty drained and just chilled, looking at one of my fave sites, 9gag.com <3. In conclusion, the day was just fuckin sick kunt tbh, no other way of putting it :))

Strong ideal physiques, fuarkkkk. Im mirin' hardcore. Top pic is literally perfection IMO, with some bigger legs though ofcourse (no homo) (srs on the no homo)

Just had chicken

Hey there everyone, long time no post :P just haven't been in the posting mood lately but it appears that changes tonight. Something that stopped for me recently started again which makes me really really happy :$ heheh (no homo).

Some other things that have been recently on my agenda include:
- Watched "Spartacus: Blood and Sand." Srsly one of the best shows every like FUARKKK, im actually in love. Too bad though the main character died IRL of cancer so season 2 is soooo bad. Guy was actually best actor and seemed like a nice person aswell :/.
- Got 88% in my maths studies test on integration, actually stoked about this lol. The first ime she read it out as 85% and i felt like a sick cunt ROFL and then she realised that was a false mark and then remarked it and turns out i got 88%, actually SOOOO goood <3.
- Been shredding lately, pumped up my workouts with extra oomph and sometimes been working with partners which really puts me to failure which is awesome. Also been doing cardio lately to cut the fat, doesnt seem to be working though :( maybe what jasmine said is correct about me cheating. DAMNNN u, u  witch!!!! mwahs hehe.

Mirin' physiques on this show big time aswell (no homo)