We are the tourers

Went out on Thursday and this was probably the most funniest day in my life. Heres how the fable unfolded.

- Gym with Kelvin, back and shrugs. First gym sesh since he got back from Melbourne so i pumped him hard (strong homo)

- Towning it around, checked out some sales

- Home to eat and gather some proteins :D

- Headed over to David's house with Josh, this happened around about 6:00pm and was pretty late :P since it was an on the spot decision

- Chilled there and all got scared of ghosts like bitch LOL since it was just us 3

- All walked to Marion shopping centre, fuarkin tiring for me :(

- Got picked up by Alex and Hunter

- Went for drives to like literally everywhere tryin to crash peoples houses AHAHAHAH :')

- Ended up at Rahul's house in mawson lakes which is really nice at 12:00am

- Curry run at 2:00am BAHAHAHAHA, Maccas run is for queers AHAHAHAHA

- Arrived back on my bed at 4:00am

OMG this day was actually soooo fuarkin good, i want to describe literally everything but the post would be like 4k words easy. 

Most memorable parts of the night was when we were in the car and there were these people in the petrol station and wearing sombreros so i was like, "Hey sombrero cunts FUCK YOUU!!!" AHAHAHAHA LOLOLOL ROFL AHAHAHA. And another time these two people were walking past and i was like "Hey fuck you cunts" AHAHAHA. Both of these super loud and the expressions on their faces were just fuckin class like wow. We all laughed like SOOO fuckin hard omg i loved it, Alex was like banging the steering wheel and i was actually tearing up. I swear we are the biggest shit cunts but fuck me i love it so much <3

This one time we also pulled up at the lights during the curry run and there was this 22 year old girl in the car and we all started chatting her up AHAHAHAHAH OMG AHAHAHAHAHAH. It was so fuckin retarded cuz we were a bunch of Asian shit cunt kids AHAHAHA, we were all just cracking up so fuckin hard like srsly fuck my pussy. She told us her name was Stacy and she worked at Norwood Kingpin Bowling so we cranked "Stacy's mum" song loud as and all sung it like retards while we were driving side by side. She was so embarrassed omg i loved it. We are so visiting her for the lulz AHAHAHA, defs made all our nights and defs hers :)

The curry was actually heaven aswell and thank you to Rahul for cooking us rice <3 Can't believe the store was open at 2:00am in the morning like legit ROFL. Butter chicken was just like pure bliss

Moth that attacked us AHAHAH, i killed it and 6 of us grown men were shitting it like LOL <3 Spider also attacked us later so we all just went inside the house ROFL

Business was dealt