Bakery related joke of the day

Mum recently started working at my Aunty and Uncle's Bakery that just opened up not even a month ago and every night when he comes home late, she brings the best bread home. Like fuarkkkkk, I was born in the bakery lifestyle back when I lived in the dangerous town of Elizabeth and I love my motherfucking bread. Fresh bread is arguably one of the best tasting things in the world (srs).

Mum brings home all kinds of baked stuff like desserts, rolls, loaves, cheese & bacon rolls, dessert rolls and donuts. So much more stuff she can bring home as well that it's so sick :D. Always find it funny though how there is so much left over at the end of the day and I eat some of it, so technically I'm eating away the profits LOLOLOL. Such a life plus though getting bakery grade goods throughout the week, so privileged hehehehe. Wish I was still on dat dere bulking time hard though, would be doing carbs all day erryday :P <3.

Anyways, funny thing of the day is that I was talking to me mum about how her work today was and I asked her how business is with a competing bakery that is literally across the road from ours (Walkerville Bakery). And she said in the long run we'll surely beat them. I don't know how it popped up but she said that we sell donuts for $1.50 and they sell it for $2.60 BAHAHAHA. They are actual that fucked, we sell shit for that low price it's crazy LOL. Thinking about it now, this fact isn't even that funny but at the time me and my mum had a laugh about it LOL. 

Some stuff my mum brought home tonight. Pics DO NOT do it any justice at all :/. This Vietnamese roll smells so delish. Shame I can't eat it though because it's my fasting window now since I'm on the ultimate diet of Intermittent Fasting.