Bridget's Ballooning Birthday Party

This wonderful event occurred on the Saturday of 06/04/2013. Got there pretty early with Brian because he had to prepare some stuff because the B&B couple are cute like that. Thought i was going to intrude but Ed and Alan were there as well hehe. Saw that there was actually SOOOOO much food, like you readers out there would not merely comprehend the amount of solid sustenance available, it was tremendous. Eventually people started piling in and we all got mingling like a bunch of jinglers. It was really nice seeing a lot of these people again since it had been a pretty damn long time since I had seen some of them. Was really nice :).

So yea the night involved lots of catching up, joking around, playing an assassin game out in the park and getting dat dere protein and carb macros. The cake that Bridget had was actually the best tasting cake I have ever had in my WHOLE life, omg.... It was from Wendy's and was all cookies and cream ice cream at the bottom and had honey comb and caramel ice cream at the top. Holy smokes I had so much of this last night, I strongly believe I am a fatty now :D During the assassin game me, Hunter, Yong, Henry and Vivian teamed up as the "Night's Watch" and ran around ganging up on people, like it was sooooo funny :'). Ended up getting in a battle royale with Huynh and Natasha and got owned :/ they fought unfair though the homos.

At one time we were all playing charades and me, Lee, Hunter, Steven and Yong were making up all these wild cards and they were absolutely hilarious because they were just simply so fuarking ridiculous, they were as follows:

1) Steven fucking a chicken OR Hunter

2) Yong fisting his grandma

3) Brian sucking Bridget's dads dick

4) Hunter circumcising himself

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH at how stupid and immature these are :')

Brian ended up taking me, Peter, Hunter and Alan home at 4:00am and we kept on throwing these spare cookies that Bridget made everywhere so when people saw them the next day they would be like wtf is this AHAHAHAHA

The whole night me and Hunter also kept saying Bridget was so rich and asked for so many stuff.... It's hard to explain but it's actually the best joke on the face of this very planet and most probably Saturn as well. Definitely Jupiter though.

Overall was the most chillest night and even though I sipped dat dere alcohol I still felt that I had control of the situations presented and was a good person that night with everything. Man, I love it when things fall into plan. Special thanks to Bridget Vuvuvuvu for organising the whole thing and having us all over. She was actually so chilled and happy the whole time even though her house was becoming a mess (it's the best house btw) so many props to her ahah (no homo). 

This post is extra long :P

So many balloons

Cleaning up after everyone had left

Fuck off cute cunts

Dat chest and photos used for the assassin game

My birthday message to the birthday girl, please read it fellow followers/stumblers. Had to type it twice because the first upload stuffed up on my phone :P