History telling time

Had driving lessons with both my dad and the driving instructor today. When I was with my dad was telling me stories of what he had once gone through when he was just a bit older than me. Was actually crazy some of the stories he told about getting betrayed by a Cambodian motherfucker who took his refugee group's money and was going to turn them into the police but he escaped by throwing mud into the cunts eyes, having gunshots fired at him, hiding on the roof of houses from the police and this one time how he was pretending he was 'making love' to a girl in a bush so the police would leave him alone when they were both secretly on the run.

At the end he managed to escape by boat which was extremely lucky but his boat broke down just as they had left and the tide and wind pushed it back in LOL, that's actually the worst thing that could happen. He ended up getting caught and had to go to prison for 3 years :P

He also kept on saying how he was THE fastest runner ever and so quick thinking that when he got running there was no way the police could capture him AHAHAHA. Was a really good bonding time talking to him about his past

This Cambodian motherfucker is onto me

DISCLAIMER: No hate to cambodians btw rofl, all just jokes. I think they are wondrous people.

When I was with the driving instructor he was just telling me what he use to do as a kid and how he ran from Gepps Cross to Glenelg or Hallett Cove to Adelaide. He also use to ride his bike with mates like from Gawler to Glenelg to fish and then ride back. I don't know why but I would imagine that would be the most chillest thing ever. I'm glad that I actually talked with him and we both had a good laugh while I was driving, feelsgoodman.jpeg